well lets see about the mother...
The Stepford Mom - the smiling, pearl wearing, vaccuming Ma' Cleaver, grey haired, plays bridge with her friends, and overlooks her husbands infidelity as 'just the way he is'
Peg Bundy - The artificial mom who hasnt lifted a finger except to eat bonbons, and fight for control of the TV while screaming at the host of children, produced at the rate of one young'un every twelve to fifteen months.
Born-Again Mom - former drunkard, and drug user turned neo-christian, waves the bible, quotes her favorite evangelist, and prays for all those poor heathens who are heading straight to HELL!
Plastic Mom - Tummy tuck, face lift, botox, liposuction, breast implants, jewelry, part time boyfriends, overpriced car from former marriage, Beverly Hills attitude.
Vampire Mom - soul sucking monster bent on 1950s era values enforced with shock and awe enforcement, tyrant of the house.
Absent Mom - Late hours, overtime, working weekends, long trips out of town on business, providing the house with needed funds, and addeing plenty of time for juvenile disobedience, infidelity, and stressed-out-psycho-Beyatch