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« Reply #25 on: September 15, 2004, 09:11:05 PM »
Shadoweagle does extremely well at restraining himself from those pies for all... for about three seconds. On the fourth second, the group may feel a gust of freezing cold wind, and the form of shadoweagle appears to blur slightly. By the fifth second, all is back to normal, however, except that all those pies seemed to have vanished :o
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« Reply #26 on: September 15, 2004, 09:13:10 PM »
WEEEEE!
I LOVE NUTELLA!
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« Reply #27 on: September 15, 2004, 09:21:10 PM »
*Comes in with an eerie look on his face*

I heard there was beer and pie and I need beer and pie.  Also I want cookies too and I heard that

The roof The roof The roof is on fire we dont need no water but we need some

PIES!!!!!
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« Reply #28 on: September 15, 2004, 09:54:53 PM »
No all the pies are gone, we only have grog.

Cap I'll let you do the honors.
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« Reply #29 on: September 15, 2004, 09:59:12 PM »
Stop stealing our catchphrases and personal items, RA.

*sets up a hose and sprays the room with grog*
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« Reply #30 on: September 16, 2004, 08:01:46 AM »
HEY! Not on the cookies, come on man! Use your common sence! *Swats him over the head and rushes to retrieve the cookies from the spraying grog*
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« Reply #31 on: September 16, 2004, 11:46:40 AM »
Adel, who was standing next to the cookeis, stares daggars at the Capn' as she looks at her now grog drenched clothing, and her limp salty hair. Well, Someone get me a towel, and give me a violin I am so going to go scras on you capn'. :lol:
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« Reply #32 on: September 16, 2004, 11:52:17 AM »
Good the cookies where drenched.
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« Reply #33 on: September 16, 2004, 02:00:37 PM »
*Picks up a grog soaked cookie and eats it*

Nothing better than coming to a party with no pies when there was posted to be pies.  And I find myself eating cookies soaked with grog.  While the roof that caved in from someone's grand entrance is now what I am standing under.

*A bird suddenly craps a big load onto my head*

Wow what luck I have.  I need a hug.

*Walks out of the party.  Then about an hour later walks back in with a piñata made from the bird which crapped on his head and a bottle of Tequila*

Anybody up for Tequila and mexican piñata.  But I need a bat or something to hit it with.
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« Reply #34 on: September 16, 2004, 02:10:02 PM »
*Hugs Royal_Assasin since he needed one* Actually, pies where not promised...Only cookies where...And anyhow, I'd love Pinata...! *Hands him a large wooden stick*
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« Reply #35 on: September 16, 2004, 02:28:05 PM »
*Puts on a blindfold, spins himself around till he is dreadfully dizzy and begins to swing the large wooden stick crazily in all directions.*
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« Reply #36 on: September 16, 2004, 03:08:09 PM »
!!! *Ducks out of the way of the swinging bat* Hey! Be careful with that! Don't hit the cookies and grog!
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« Reply #37 on: September 17, 2004, 08:05:05 AM »
Oh, that kind of bat.

*lets the rabies infected chiropteran maruader (bat to you laymen) up into the air, it flutters around madly, blinded by the brilliant sun, flies into one of the ruined roof timbers, and dies tragically*

Well...shots for me now. I think I shall take some groggies with me. Mmmm...still squishy.

*puts a handful of mushed up cookie/grog slop in me pockets. Pauses to snatch the bottle of tequila from the Royal Assassin.*

You are too young for that mister. I will properly dispose of this.

*goes off looking for some lemon, some salt, and a nice lady to let the rogue scholar do body shots*


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« Reply #38 on: September 17, 2004, 11:07:36 AM »
:oops: Scras how dare you ladies first... Adel quickly pilfers the tequila just as shadow pilfers pies and runs to find a penguin to serve it to her like in Mary Poppins! :lol:
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« Reply #39 on: September 17, 2004, 03:36:23 PM »
You are making far too much of this party! It's only supposed to be cookies and grog! No Penguins! No Tequila! I'll be sent back to the Insane Asylum if you dont stop! Please!
  • But I dont want to go among the mad people.
  • Oh. You can't help that...We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad.
  • How do you know I'm mad?
  • You must be or you would'nt have come here.

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« Reply #40 on: September 17, 2004, 10:51:44 PM »
wait wait wait NO PENGUINS YOU CAN'T KICK THE PENGIUNS OUT I NEED THE PENGUINS MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!! :evil:
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« Reply #41 on: September 18, 2004, 09:21:32 AM »
Hey could somebody come outside and help me carry in some speakers this party needs MUSICA!!!!KIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!
 :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D
LETS GET THIS PARTY ON!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #42 on: September 18, 2004, 03:17:40 PM »
*shakes his head*
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« Reply #43 on: September 18, 2004, 07:08:14 PM »
NO PENGUINS! *Slap slap slap slap slap* NONE! I am the ruler of these penguins and you will not bring them in here! *Shoo's the penguins from the party*
  • But I dont want to go among the mad people.
  • Oh. You can't help that...We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad.
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« Reply #44 on: September 18, 2004, 09:53:20 PM »
*Comes back with Pirate Penguin's flag ship, a giant Nappo slaying tank the size of the sun... times 10.*

Mwahahaha

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« Reply #45 on: September 18, 2004, 10:22:49 PM »
I wonder whether to step in or not?
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« Reply #46 on: September 18, 2004, 10:48:16 PM »
*Powers up ulltra tank*
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« Reply #47 on: September 18, 2004, 11:03:34 PM »
Adel Whimpers in the corner she is nothing with out her Penguin Pals...  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:
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« Reply #48 on: September 18, 2004, 11:06:22 PM »
I shall send my spectral countenance to cheer her!

*sends his spectral countenance to comfort Adel*
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« Reply #49 on: September 18, 2004, 11:34:18 PM »
Adel smiles :)
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