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« on: August 25, 2004, 03:13:37 PM »

Greeting and salutations all. I just joined the forum. Thanks in part to my older brother. You may love him or hate him. Scrasamax..thanks. I look forward to seeing what all I get can get into and the people to meet. I'm excited. :)
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« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2004, 07:01:32 PM »
Oooooooooooh noooooooonononononono - not ANOTHER of scrasamax's breed!

Awrite, listen up - If I so much as SEE you with mashed potato in your hand? You will be eradicated and re-risen as a zombie before you can say 'snuh'!

Okay, now that THAT is out of the way, WELCOME! Since you have kin in here, I suppose I dont really need to show you around.



Oh, and er, If you have any pies you would like to be put in safe-keeping, It's a good idea to hand them over to me. You cannot trust these other citadelians! And don't listen to anything they might say about not giving to me - especially that Adel girl - they just want the pie to themselves! :o
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« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2004, 07:06:25 PM »
Do not forget, Shadow, that I have a frozen trout and can summon purple winged monkeys.

Welcome to the Citadel.  I'm sure you'll fit right in.  We're always looking to expand.  It's kind of like a peaceful (generally) invasion of the net.  Total pervasiveness!
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« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2004, 07:22:55 PM »
SQWOOOOOK!!! oops sorry welcome to strolens.
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« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2004, 07:36:52 PM »
lol, thank you all. Hmm. I dont have any pie but I do have Tiramasu. Does that count?
I could use some showing around. My brother got me to join even said I could be in his new game and then he goes off without PMing Ria so that I can post and play in the Moderated section. Brothers, got to love em.  >.<

Purple winged monkeys. I wonder what color little bellhop uniforms they wear. Red just seems like it would be a bad choice. Frozen trouts? Ha ::pulls out a small herring:: Stand back. I can cut down the tallest tree in the forest with this little baby.

lol. :)
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« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2004, 10:09:43 AM »
What is a "herring"?

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« Reply #6 on: August 26, 2004, 10:14:51 AM »
A herring is a type of fish.

Thank you thank you.  ::pulls out a chair and relaxes:: I think I'll make myself right at home.  :)
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« Reply #7 on: August 26, 2004, 10:35:48 AM »
Freshwater then? What does it look like? Is it like a trout?

*Michael is desperate to know more about this infamous herring.

Tell me more.... about this fish...
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« Reply #8 on: August 26, 2004, 01:43:34 PM »
Possibly freshwater. Not sure.

Just dont ask me about swallows or coconuts. And I dont know if they are european or african swallows.

::Coconuts, swallows, and herrings are all Monty Python and the Holy Grail references::

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« Reply #9 on: August 26, 2004, 01:51:38 PM »
The herring is a small salt water fish commonly found in the cold waters north of Europe (Baltic Sea, I believe). It has a light flavor, white meat, and is commonly served pickled.

The Hanseatic League made a fortune selling salted, and pickled herring back in the Rennaissance.

Doesnt taste to bad, but I've only had the pickled kind.


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« Reply #10 on: August 26, 2004, 02:03:29 PM »
>.<  Show off!

lol. Just kidding. Thank you for that useful information, brother of mine.

Anyway..like I was saying.  ::still holding the herring::

Beware. I have a herring and I know how to use it.
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« Reply #11 on: August 26, 2004, 02:07:11 PM »
hello I am the Adel girl that was mentioned and I say to you it is he that is the pie thief just look at his little quotie thingy! I hope you enjoy your stay if you are of kin with Scras then we will get along just fine right Scras! :twisted:  Nice to meet ya look forward to you input!
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« Reply #12 on: August 26, 2004, 02:14:43 PM »
"ello Adel. Yes I heard about the pie thing. Dont worry though. I dont have any piece..just tiramasu. Nice to meet you too. Same goes for everybody. :)

Just a word of caution though ::puts away herring:: I live under a really really big self imposed rock.So if I ask a question about something you think is obvious just remember that. Thank you.
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« Reply #13 on: August 26, 2004, 06:08:11 PM »
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« Reply #14 on: August 26, 2004, 06:34:19 PM »
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hello I am the Adel girl that was mentioned and I say to you it is he that is the pie thief just look at his little quotie thingy! I hope you enjoy your stay if you are of kin with Scras then we will get along just fine right Scras! :twisted:  Nice to meet ya look forward to you input!


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« Reply #15 on: August 27, 2004, 08:24:20 AM »
Herrings are cool. But if they live in the Baltic sea.... how did your sister get her hands on a whole Herring like that?
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« Reply #16 on: August 27, 2004, 12:26:41 PM »
Wal-Mart. They have everything.

I mean I went to Wal-Mart once and got a haircut, my teeth cleaned, an oil change for my truck, a litter of puppies, groceries for dinner, the secret of life, large calibre fire arms, and a partridge, but they were out of pear trees.

Still dont carry game books, but they have picked up some AD&D posters

Not sure how i feel about that


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« Reply #17 on: August 27, 2004, 06:17:10 PM »
They don't have a very good selection of video games or CDs at Wal-mart, though.
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« Reply #18 on: August 27, 2004, 11:13:05 PM »
It really bites because Wal-Mart only sells censored versions of CDs. Not such a big deal until you step back and realize how much of the music industry Wal-Mart controls, it is frightening. With their limited selection, they control something like 15% of all music sold, worldwide. It is worse with books, they carry only 500 titles at a time, and control about 20% of all books sold.

If you get on a Wal-Mart shelf you are guaranteed to sell, but only if you conform to the 'family values' espoused by the single largest company in the world. Thats right, Wal-Mart is bigger the GM, bigger than DuPont, or anything else in the world.

By 2015, there will only be one company left, and we will all work for Wal-Mart, drive Wal-Mart cars, live in Wal-Mart modular homes, use Wal-Mart gas, see Wal-Mart doctors, with our Wal-Mart insurance.

That is scarier than any monster movie I have ever seen.


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« Reply #19 on: August 28, 2004, 11:25:19 PM »
Will Wal-Mart make pie?
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« Reply #20 on: August 29, 2004, 06:49:51 AM »
YOU FOOL!

The Wal-Mart pie is the gateway unto eternal commercial d**nation. Not only do you end up selling your soul, but that smiling yellow faced demon comes along and knocks the price down until the value of a soul is somewhere between closeout toys from Van Helsing and clearance meat.

YEA HAVE BEEN WARNED!


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« Reply #21 on: August 29, 2004, 10:10:55 AM »
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #22 on: August 29, 2004, 10:15:46 AM »
*shakes his head*
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« Reply #23 on: August 30, 2004, 10:34:46 AM »
If Wal-mart is lowering prices everyday, how come nothing is free yet?
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« Reply #24 on: August 30, 2004, 04:35:19 PM »
That would be cool if everything were free, but unfortunately, human beings, unlike penguins, are selfish, and require an equal or greater replacement of the goods given.
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