Author Topic: Salutations all. (Read 2004 times)

ScorpionJinx · « **on:** August 25, 2004, 03:13:37 PM »

Greeting and salutations all. I just joined the forum. Thanks in part to my older brother. You may love him or hate him. Scrasamax..thanks. I look forward to seeing what all I get can get into and the people to meet. I'm excited.

Shadoweagle · « **Reply #1 on:** August 25, 2004, 07:01:32 PM »

Oooooooooooh noooooooonononononono - not ANOTHER of scrasamax's breed!

Awrite, listen up - If I so much as SEE you with mashed potato in your hand? You will be eradicated and re-risen as a zombie before you can say 'snuh'!

Okay, now that THAT is out of the way, WELCOME! Since you have kin in here, I suppose I dont really need to show you around.

Oh, and er, If you have any pies you would like to be put in safe-keeping, It's a good idea to hand them over to me. You cannot trust these other citadelians! And don't listen to anything they might say about not giving to me - especially that Adel girl - they just want the pie to themselves!

Ria Hawk · « **Reply #2 on:** August 25, 2004, 07:06:25 PM »

Do not forget, Shadow, that I have a frozen trout and can summon purple winged monkeys.

Welcome to the Citadel. I'm sure you'll fit right in. We're always looking to expand. It's kind of like a peaceful (generally) invasion of the net. Total pervasiveness!

Pirate Penguin · « **Reply #3 on:** August 25, 2004, 07:22:55 PM »

SQWOOOOOK!!! oops sorry welcome to strolens.

ScorpionJinx · « **Reply #4 on:** August 25, 2004, 07:36:52 PM »

lol, thank you all. Hmm. I dont have any pie but I do have Tiramasu. Does that count?
I could use some showing around. My brother got me to join even said I could be in his new game and then he goes off without PMing Ria so that I can post and play in the Moderated section. Brothers, got to love em. >.<

Purple winged monkeys. I wonder what color little bellhop uniforms they wear. Red just seems like it would be a bad choice. Frozen trouts? Ha ::pulls out a small herring:: Stand back. I can cut down the tallest tree in the forest with this little baby.

lol.

Michael Jotne Slayer · « **Reply #5 on:** August 26, 2004, 10:09:43 AM »

What is a "herring"?

Anyway welcome to the citadel.

ScorpionJinx · « **Reply #6 on:** August 26, 2004, 10:14:51 AM »

A herring is a type of fish.

Thank you thank you. ::pulls out a chair and relaxes:: I think I'll make myself right at home.

Michael Jotne Slayer · « **Reply #7 on:** August 26, 2004, 10:35:48 AM »

Freshwater then? What does it look like? Is it like a trout?

*Michael is desperate to know more about this infamous herring.

Tell me more.... about this fish...

ScorpionJinx · « **Reply #8 on:** August 26, 2004, 01:43:34 PM »

Possibly freshwater. Not sure.

Just dont ask me about swallows or coconuts. And I dont know if they are european or african swallows.

::Coconuts, swallows, and herrings are all Monty Python and the Holy Grail references::

Ni!

Scrasamax · « **Reply #9 on:** August 26, 2004, 01:51:38 PM »

The herring is a small salt water fish commonly found in the cold waters north of Europe (Baltic Sea, I believe). It has a light flavor, white meat, and is commonly served pickled.

The Hanseatic League made a fortune selling salted, and pickled herring back in the Rennaissance.

Doesnt taste to bad, but I've only had the pickled kind.

ScorpionJinx · « **Reply #10 on:** August 26, 2004, 02:03:29 PM »

>.< Show off!

lol. Just kidding. Thank you for that useful information, brother of mine.

Anyway..like I was saying. ::still holding the herring::

Beware. I have a herring and I know how to use it.

Adel · « **Reply #11 on:** August 26, 2004, 02:07:11 PM »

hello I am the Adel girl that was mentioned and I say to you it is he that is the pie thief just look at his little quotie thingy! I hope you enjoy your stay if you are of kin with Scras then we will get along just fine right Scras!

Nice to meet ya look forward to you input!

ScorpionJinx · « **Reply #12 on:** August 26, 2004, 02:14:43 PM »

"ello Adel. Yes I heard about the pie thing. Dont worry though. I dont have any piece..just tiramasu. Nice to meet you too. Same goes for everybody.

Just a word of caution though ::puts away herring:: I live under a really really big self imposed rock.So if I ask a question about something you think is obvious just remember that. Thank you.

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #13 on:** August 26, 2004, 06:08:11 PM »

Sweet Enola Gay!
Woooowee!
Yee-Haw-Ho-Diggity-Diggity-Diggity-Doodle-Doodle-Dosie-Do-Doo!

Ahem... Hello.

Shadoweagle · « **Reply #14 on:** August 26, 2004, 06:34:19 PM »

Quote from: "Adel"

hello I am the Adel girl that was mentioned and I say to you it is he that is the pie thief just look at his little quotie thingy! I hope you enjoy your stay if you are of kin with Scras then we will get along just fine right Scras! Nice to meet ya look forward to you input!

"I've been FRAMED, I tell you! FRAMED!!!! Nobody will believe me :'("

Shadoweagle wanders to the corner of the room, dropping to the floor and curling up in a ball, rocking back and forth.

I used to know every single line of Monty Pythons 'The Search for the Holy Grail'. One of my all-time favourite movies.

"Where'd you get those coconuts!?"
"... We found 'em!"
"Found them!? In Mercea... Coconuts are tropical!"
"What do you mean?"
"Well, this is a temperate zone."
"The swallow may fly south with the sun, or the house martin or the plover seek warmer hot lands in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land."

"... Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"

Michael Jotne Slayer · « **Reply #15 on:** August 27, 2004, 08:24:20 AM »

Herrings are cool. But if they live in the Baltic sea.... how did your sister get her hands on a whole Herring like that?

Scrasamax · « **Reply #16 on:** August 27, 2004, 12:26:41 PM »

Wal-Mart. They have everything.

I mean I went to Wal-Mart once and got a haircut, my teeth cleaned, an oil change for my truck, a litter of puppies, groceries for dinner, the secret of life, large calibre fire arms, and a partridge, but they were out of pear trees.

Still dont carry game books, but they have picked up some AD&D posters

Not sure how i feel about that

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #17 on:** August 27, 2004, 06:17:10 PM »

They don't have a very good selection of video games or CDs at Wal-mart, though.

Scrasamax · « **Reply #18 on:** August 27, 2004, 11:13:05 PM »

It really bites because Wal-Mart only sells censored versions of CDs. Not such a big deal until you step back and realize how much of the music industry Wal-Mart controls, it is frightening. With their limited selection, they control something like 15% of all music sold, worldwide. It is worse with books, they carry only 500 titles at a time, and control about 20% of all books sold.

If you get on a Wal-Mart shelf you are guaranteed to sell, but only if you conform to the 'family values' espoused by the single largest company in the world. Thats right, Wal-Mart is bigger the GM, bigger than DuPont, or anything else in the world.

By 2015, there will only be one company left, and we will all work for Wal-Mart, drive Wal-Mart cars, live in Wal-Mart modular homes, use Wal-Mart gas, see Wal-Mart doctors, with our Wal-Mart insurance.

That is scarier than any monster movie I have ever seen.

Pirate Penguin · « **Reply #19 on:** August 28, 2004, 11:25:19 PM »

Will Wal-Mart make pie?

Scrasamax · « **Reply #20 on:** August 29, 2004, 06:49:51 AM »

YOU FOOL!

The Wal-Mart pie is the gateway unto eternal commercial d**nation. Not only do you end up selling your soul, but that smiling yellow faced demon comes along and knocks the price down until the value of a soul is somewhere between closeout toys from Van Helsing and clearance meat.

YEA HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Pirate Penguin · « **Reply #21 on:** August 29, 2004, 10:10:55 AM »

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #22 on:** August 29, 2004, 10:15:46 AM »

*shakes his head*

ScorpionJinx · « **Reply #23 on:** August 30, 2004, 10:34:46 AM »

If Wal-mart is lowering prices everyday, how come nothing is free yet?

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #24 on:** August 30, 2004, 04:35:19 PM »

That would be cool if everything were free, but unfortunately, human beings, unlike penguins, are selfish, and require an equal or greater replacement of the goods given.