:Hides a box of half-eaten pie:
Fancy meeting you here.
So, Like OMG! I cant believe it is you, that is soooo cool. You know I read all of your posts and penguins are soooo uber-cool, like not Luke Lavin cool, but maybe like the Subway Guy cool.
:passes the capn the dossier:
I'm incognito, hiding out as a long namer, Shadoweagle wont steal my pie this way.
So my name is Han Skywalker Qui Gon Jin from the water planet Ry'leh. It smells really bad, but the buildings are really really big, and one of them has this dead god, I think he was SITH, OMG, I know! But it is okay, I put a bounty on him, deployed the Imperial fleet, and even Tai-Bo'ed him with a Light Saber!
Please Euthanize me now. The Shame burns