"Congratulations for bieng the first in the scavenger hunt to find the citadel! You win this novelty light bulb!
I am Shadoweagle, the resident black mage and pie thief. Should you have an evil deed which requires doing, or a pie which is in need of bieng stolen, don't hesitate to ask. But dont trust any of these other whackos in here! You never know quite WHAT they are scheming..."
The black-robed man gives a paranoid glance about the place, eyeing everyone off with mistrustful glares.