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Offline Pirate Penguin

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« Reply #50 on: August 28, 2004, 11:28:34 PM »
Yes, you do.
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« Reply #51 on: August 29, 2004, 10:34:59 AM »
Trust me- you believe him.
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« Reply #52 on: September 01, 2004, 03:41:21 PM »
OK.  So per that link, penguins are tyrannical soul stealing creatures much like Drow.

Hey Slayer,
    Since you seem so well informed, what do they taste like?  I can't ask Cap'n or Pirate cause that would make Penguins cannibals too.

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« Reply #53 on: September 01, 2004, 06:17:37 PM »
"Wow, good question M0s0g! Lets find out, shall we?" Shadoweagle fires up the barbie, all aussie-like, and begins chasing The captain and pirate penquins with a barbeque fork! :twisted:
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« Reply #54 on: September 01, 2004, 08:51:32 PM »
NOOOOOOO!
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« Reply #55 on: September 01, 2004, 09:52:31 PM »
Captain and Pirate seem ok and not your garden variety evil penguin.  But I do have some really good bbq sauce and a new grill.  :)

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« Reply #56 on: September 01, 2004, 11:37:12 PM »
*Dawns Active Camo*
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« Reply #57 on: October 05, 2004, 02:36:59 PM »
A penguin is a pen that somebody spilt Guin(nes) on-.-
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« Reply #58 on: November 12, 2004, 12:25:53 AM »
there's a guy on a neverwinter nights server that I frequent and he's obsessed with penguins. hehe
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« Reply #59 on: May 11, 2005, 04:39:01 PM »
Pingo ae ne slawi.
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« Reply #60 on: June 05, 2005, 09:53:07 PM »
A penguin also happens to be the mascot of linux due to the fact that Linus Torvalds went for a vacation in Antartica and was bitten on the hand by one :)
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« Reply #62 on: July 01, 2006, 06:09:39 PM »
PIRATE PENGUIN LIVES!!!
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« Reply #63 on: July 01, 2006, 07:04:02 PM »
And with a sweet new avatar!!!!!!

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« Reply #64 on: July 02, 2006, 12:57:17 AM »
Oh god, he's come for our souls!

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« Reply #65 on: July 02, 2006, 05:33:00 AM »
Greem reapers don't take souls with no reason...
they take souls because its the victims time to die in his record book. XD
[I wouldnt know about Captain though]
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« Reply #66 on: July 02, 2006, 11:02:25 PM »
Oh Cap would snatch your soul just for the fun of it, I can promise you that
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« Reply #67 on: July 03, 2006, 02:24:07 AM »
Yes, he took mine long ago!
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« Reply #68 on: July 03, 2006, 06:26:15 AM »
OMG!! SAVE MEE!!
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« Reply #69 on: July 06, 2006, 01:38:26 PM »
I only have three fourths of mine left, I doubt he would want the remainder of mine.

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« Reply #70 on: July 09, 2006, 09:10:18 AM »
Maybe the part he took from you is the only part he likes from you....
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« Reply #71 on: July 09, 2006, 12:43:29 PM »
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRN

Actually, we're on an installment plan, me and Roack- I take a slice every now and then.
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« Reply #72 on: July 10, 2006, 07:25:11 AM »
UWAA! OH NO!! MUST GET READY FOR BATTLE!!
*Starts chanting magic encantation*
Scram'inka no sak'intil
Arias no Saggita
Sir'i no kyr'i
Sidan'e no sarm'ento
EXCLAMATION!!!
ARROWS OF PUNISHMENT!!

*Casts powerful magic to captain*
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« Reply #73 on: July 11, 2006, 12:58:44 AM »
* Pirate Penguin is bewildered by the flashy lights around Rei’s hands and leans in to take a closer look taking the magical arrows straight in the face
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« Reply #74 on: July 12, 2006, 07:18:55 AM »
Uh.....
Pirate penguin???
(UWA!! I wasnt targeting you!)

DIVERG'E!!

*The magic arrows turned away from pirate penguin and then straight to captain!
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