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Offline Pirate Penguin

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« Reply #50 on: August 15, 2004, 11:13:14 PM »
Begins to bake the one pie to rule them all.
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Offline Michael Jotne Slayer

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« Reply #51 on: August 24, 2004, 09:58:55 PM »
Bored of the Rings...
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Times being what they are the wily Bartender replies: “sure, we serve anyone.”

The skeleton hands the man a silver and says: “Fine, I’ll have a pitcher of beer…and a mop”

Offline Luke Lavin

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« Reply #52 on: August 24, 2004, 10:16:12 PM »
Pilfers the severed leaves of Michael and starts to make a salad.  Meat pies on the house!

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« Reply #53 on: August 25, 2004, 01:51:02 AM »
"Er... what meat pies?" Shadoweagle scratches his head in seemed bewilderment at the empty table where the pies once lay. "It seems that Pie thief has struck again! Curse that handsome devil!"
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Offline Michael Jotne Slayer

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« Reply #54 on: August 25, 2004, 08:02:46 AM »
Hey! Hands off my kingdom!
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Times being what they are the wily Bartender replies: “sure, we serve anyone.”

The skeleton hands the man a silver and says: “Fine, I’ll have a pitcher of beer…and a mop”

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« Reply #55 on: August 26, 2004, 05:52:21 PM »
*chops off Pirate's fingers and takes the One Pie, but is then shot full o' arrers by Orcs and dies in the River Blanduin, and the Pie falls into shadow for thousands of years, until a creature related to Hobbits fishes it up, is strangled, bobs yer' uncle, his murderer takes the One Pie down into a nasty little cave and fawns over it for a few thousand years, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.*
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