Hi! I speak Russian, rudimentary English, passable Spanish, pseudo-French, and some god-awful German! I don't speak Chinese (Mandarin or otherwise) but I *can* watch an old kung-fu movie WITHOUT the dubbing and understand almost everything. Recently, I have begun taking Swedish lessons in the Flash Chat! On top of that, I do not understand a single word of Turkish, but did manage to piss off a Canadian once with my flawless Canadian.
Welcome Ancient Gamer!