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Offline TsarDragon

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« on: June 15, 2004, 04:13:18 PM »
Guess what people, I almost swallowed an ant today.  Yea I had my soda sitting here next to me while I wrote emails.  I decided to finish it off in a gulp considering it was almost empty and I felt some sort of bump in my mouth thank the Lord before I swallowed and I spat out the soda and out came the ant. It was rather disturbing for a few seconds. Basically I hope to start a thread of people telling me what they almost ate or drank that wasn't exactly supposed to be there.  To me this is always a fun topic.  One of my teachers told me her sister found a used band-aid in her Pepsi that she got out of a vending machine.  Lets see if anyone can top that!
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« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2004, 09:48:43 PM »
Small rhinestone at the bottom of a bag of M&Ms, cloud of glitter floating on the surface of a can of Coke, hair inside of a Snickers bar, orange and green threads in a bottle of soda.
That's all I got.
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« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2004, 12:30:28 AM »
Mine are fairly blase' . Acorns (which are posionous and very untasty, unless properly prepared), grasshoppers (do not taste like chicken!), and The Muck they served at my high school cafeteria before the health department shut it down (briefly). I'm immune to most strains of food poisons, so I never had a problem with the sick, just the taste.  

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« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2004, 01:31:22 PM »
Those are some really interesting ones Captain.  Glitter?  I think everyone's school food is muck MoonHunter.

I've also had meal worms in an unopened pack of hot chocolate and flie larvae in an unopened pack of Kraft macaroni and cheese.  And for all you people who smoke out there you're smoking insect parts because they boil that tar in them out in open places.  Yuck.  Anymore people?
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« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2004, 10:47:35 PM »
A lady bug in my glass of tea, A fire fly on a slice of pizza, A night crawler that my little brother but in my spagetti, and a finger nail clipping in my soup at a Chinese resteraunt. I almost threw up because i Hd been eating the soup before I found it and it wasn't just a fingernail cliping it was yellowed and still had dirt onit!
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« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2004, 03:03:44 PM »
*Shudders*  A nail clipping?  There would be no doubt about it I WOULD have thrown up!
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« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2004, 06:56:07 PM »
When I was a kid I ate a big fat brown snail for 200kroner.
I still remember how pleased i was when I got the money.
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« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2004, 01:43:54 AM »
I ate a Kebab at some immigrant's shop.
It contained the following (abnormal) ingredients:
-Silver thread
-Nail clipping soaked in red sauce
-Human eye lash hair
-sigarette filter
yes... I think I got the ashtray...yummie

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« Reply #8 on: August 09, 2004, 11:01:53 PM »
lets see here

How about a rat in an ice cream sandwich, didn't eat it but heard quite alot about it. Seems that a rat got into the section where the cookie halves are made and got pressed and sliced up with the rest of the cookies. Oops.

Well thats about it. Cant top glitter, band-aids, or fingernail clippings. Sometimes it can be good to not be the winner in some contests.

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