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Re: Humorous Links
« Reply #75 on: January 15, 2007, 02:32:45 PM »
I'm with HIM!
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Ah, how I have come to love that sense of accomplishment and victory that I get when I pull the wool over the eyes of a clever player character. What DM Triumphs have you had?

Some of mine:
1. Finally killing an incredibly powerful, lucky, annoying player's character.
2. Finally achieving a TPK (Total Party Kill)
3. Finally achieving a TPK using only traps
4. Finally working out how to make it so that d**n wizard doesn't steal the spotlight all the d**n time.

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Re: Humorous Links
« Reply #76 on: January 15, 2007, 02:38:00 PM »
The B.O.O.K.
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Re: Humorous Links
« Reply #77 on: February 26, 2007, 05:34:23 AM »
Okay, now this is a serious challenge:

http://www.shutdownday.org/
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It is obvious that people would find life extremely difficult without computers, maybe even impossible. If they disappeared for just one day, would we be able to cope?

Be a part of one of the biggest global experiments ever to take place on the internet. The idea behind the experiment is to find out how many people can go without a computer for one whole day, and what will happen if we all participate!

Shutdown your computer on this day and find out! Can you survive for 24 hours without your computer?


On March 24 will start the experiment. I am not so sure about myself... what about you others?
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Re: Humorous Links
« Reply #78 on: February 26, 2007, 06:12:23 PM »
What are they? Psycho??

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Re: Humorous Links
« Reply #79 on: February 27, 2007, 09:24:49 PM »
wait... shut off your computer... and not turn it back on for a whole day? you can do that?
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Re: Humorous Links
« Reply #80 on: February 27, 2007, 09:26:08 PM »
How about if I just turn off my moniter for 5 minutes, would that work?  Please...
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Re: Humorous Links
« Reply #81 on: March 02, 2007, 03:47:14 AM »
But on the contrary, if you are on the computer round the clock, and probably visiting the same sites over and over, they can get annoying.

And if you don't like them, why don't you... destroy them a little?

http://www.netdisaster.com/ - lets you destroy a random page. Of course I have tried it with the Citadel - try the forum index, for instance (sadly the main page won't let itself load into a frame). Some are good, some a bit strange; I liked the Demonstration most, try it. Also the Text Sucker was interesting.

Now go and find some page you actually don't like. :)
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Re: Humorous Links
« Reply #82 on: March 22, 2007, 05:06:19 PM »
http://video.stumbleupon.com/#p=kbdfqbqi6h

Oh, that is EVIL! (It is fun reading all the "true or not" speculation on the net)
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Re: Humorous Links
« Reply #83 on: March 22, 2007, 07:09:47 PM »
http://www.10mg.nl/

Tell me you can stop before you save it!

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Re: Humorous Links
« Reply #84 on: March 23, 2007, 05:30:17 AM »
Woot, I did it!  I saved the rabbit from d**nation and hellfire! :D
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Re: Humorous Links
« Reply #85 on: March 23, 2007, 09:44:30 AM »
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Re: Humorous Links
« Reply #86 on: March 23, 2007, 05:03:24 PM »
Beware of old ladies!
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Re: Humorous Links
« Reply #87 on: April 24, 2007, 09:37:27 PM »
http://www.atomfilms.com/collections/ninjai/index.html

Not sure if it fits humorous, but didn't seem to fit in the other link thread either...so here it goes.

I haven't watched them all but I remember way back when they were still making them. Appears that they are done with the series too. I like flash animation.

http://www.jengajam.com/r/End-Of-The-World (swearing)

There, now there are humorous links.

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Re: Humorous Links
« Reply #88 on: May 05, 2007, 08:54:44 AM »
Merry Christmas


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Re: Humorous Links
« Reply #89 on: May 05, 2007, 01:32:21 PM »
Death Star Consipiracy

http://www.websurdity.com/2007/02/28/uncomfortable-questions-was-the-death-star-attack-an-inside-job/

You have to read through the comments. Many are as good as the article.

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Re: Humorous Links
« Reply #90 on: May 06, 2007, 07:09:43 PM »

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Re: Humorous Links
« Reply #91 on: May 08, 2007, 03:40:52 PM »

Where are my d**n Mushrooms!
We're not in the Mushroom Kingdom anymore Mario!



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Re: Interesting Non-Game Stuff
« Reply #93 on: May 22, 2007, 03:45:44 PM »
The World's Shortest Books:
 

FRENCH WAR HEROES

                                                 by Jacques Chirac 
  ____ __________________________________

 

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY

                            by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.
                               Illustrated by Michael Moore
  ________________________________________

 

MY BEAUTY SECRETS

                                              by Janet Reno

 _________________________________________________

 

MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS &
HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA

                     by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton 
  _______________________________________

 

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL


                                           by Hillary Clinton
  _________________________________

Sequel:

   THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY


                                     By Bill Clinton
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MY LITTLE BOOK OF
PERSONAL HYGIENE

                                         by Osama Bin Laden   
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD

                                               by Bill Gates   

  ____________________________________

THINGS I WOULD NOT
DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman 


 __________________________________


THINGS I KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al Gore & John Kerry


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AMELIA EARHART'S
GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
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  A COLLECTION of
MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J Kevorkian

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ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE

by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnel

 


GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O.J. Simpson

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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES
by Ted Kennedy


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MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton
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Triumph of the Dungeon Master!

Ah, how I have come to love that sense of accomplishment and victory that I get when I pull the wool over the eyes of a clever player character. What DM Triumphs have you had?

Some of mine:
1. Finally killing an incredibly powerful, lucky, annoying player's character.
2. Finally achieving a TPK (Total Party Kill)
3. Finally achieving a TPK using only traps
4. Finally working out how to make it so that d**n wizard doesn't steal the spotlight all the d**n time.

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Re: Humorous Links
« Reply #94 on: May 22, 2007, 09:17:39 PM »
Tehehehehehehe...  HA!!!!!

http://www.lackadaisycats.com/comic.php?comicid=22  <- Second line of panels for a graphical representation of my reaction...
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Re: Humorous Links
« Reply #95 on: May 25, 2007, 10:25:28 PM »
http://419eater.com

Now this is a hobby I could get into.
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Re: Humorous Links
« Reply #96 on: May 25, 2007, 10:32:07 PM »
sign me up!

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Triumph of the Dungeon Master!

Ah, how I have come to love that sense of accomplishment and victory that I get when I pull the wool over the eyes of a clever player character. What DM Triumphs have you had?

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1. Finally killing an incredibly powerful, lucky, annoying player's character.
2. Finally achieving a TPK (Total Party Kill)
3. Finally achieving a TPK using only traps
4. Finally working out how to make it so that d**n wizard doesn't steal the spotlight all the d**n time.

-Captain Penguin

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Re: Humorous Links
« Reply #97 on: June 02, 2007, 04:39:34 PM »
Sometimes angels fall from grace, and sometimes heroes die.

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Re: Humorous Links
« Reply #98 on: June 06, 2007, 06:40:25 PM »
Inspirational Plot Suggestions....
(... but not in a good way!)

http://boards1.wizards.com/showthread.php?t=855400
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Re: Humorous Links
« Reply #99 on: July 05, 2007, 02:22:12 PM »
In honor of the 30 Merchants being visited again and again by interested folks, here is...

...
Monty Python's SPAM Sketch
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Ahh, sweet history. :)
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