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Re: Humorous Links
« Reply #50 on: March 05, 2006, 11:12:35 PM »
I don't know if this is a repeat but I have this link to Trogdor
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Re: Humorous Links
« Reply #51 on: March 08, 2006, 06:45:59 AM »
http://www.nostalgiacentral.com/features/20moviethings.htm

Despite the name of the link, these are 40 things that happen only in movies. Enjoy those cliches.


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The real life Simpsons intro. Neat for a fan of the Simpsons.
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Re: Humorous Links
« Reply #52 on: April 17, 2006, 03:25:01 PM »
http://monkeydoo.com/onlineflash_thering2.php

Seen the ring? This shows a flash show of The Ring video, then a few seconds letter you get a phonecall like in the ring saying you will die in 7 days if you don't do ________________ whatever was typed.

Lots of other pranks on the site. Not sure about the registration thing since my wife only did the one thing on me. Funny though!

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Re: Humorous Links
« Reply #53 on: April 20, 2006, 08:26:15 AM »
http://www.ultimateshowdown.org/

Pay attention to the lyrics and this might be mighty fun, if you have seen your share of movies and know your "history" :D
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Re: Humorous Links
« Reply #54 on: May 29, 2006, 04:44:21 PM »
I'm not a Chuck Norris fan, but this is hilarious.

www.chucknorrisfacts.com

It's a crazy long list of "facts."

Example:

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

and

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
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Re: Humorous Links
« Reply #55 on: June 21, 2006, 12:53:55 AM »
whoops, put this in the wrong spot
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Re: Humorous Links
« Reply #56 on: July 10, 2006, 03:08:19 AM »
This is serious! I know you are all computer addicts, but sometimes even that gets too far.

Watch out, if you notice one of the top ten signs of tech obsession:

http://www.theage.com.au/news/technology/signs-of-tech-obsession/2006/07/05/1151779009040.html
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Re: Humorous Links
« Reply #57 on: August 05, 2006, 11:48:20 PM »
Couple fun geek appreciate videos

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2006/geek-phone-sex-p1.php 
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Re: Humorous Links
« Reply #58 on: August 07, 2006, 09:02:54 PM »
http://www.bbspot.com/News/2003/09/rpg_life.html

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After being bribed with an old P233 Gateway system, the 26-year-old Systems Programmer was convinced to leave his apartment in order to demonstrate his RPG-As-Real-Life system.

"Okay," Davis explained, "the goal here is to gain experience so you can level up - just like an RPG. For example, I haven't had a date since about the time that Skies of Arcadia: Legends came out. So my objective is to talk to girls without being paralyzed by overwhelming social anxiety."

He continued, "Every time I talk to a girl, I reward myself with some experience points. The longer the conversation, the more experience I get. Instead of playing as a character in a game, I am the character and my social life is the game. In the end, I am able to transform an unknown, frightening reality into a comfortable, exciting fantasy. Remember - reality: bad, fantasy: good."


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Davis then made his way to a nearby bus stop where an aged homeless woman wearing Hefty bags on her feet was slouched against a fire hydrant.

"Now THIS is more like it!" Davis exclaimed enthusiastically.

He proceeded to have an animated discussion with the transient. After several minutes of conversation, Davis presented her with $1.58 in loose change and reported on his progress.

"I'd say I only get 5 EXP for that encounter," Davis said with some disappointment. "She was a very low-level creature. Still, every little bit contributes to that next level." He then logged the five experience points into his PDA.


It is worth reading the rest of the article, but HAHAHAHAHA.

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Re: Humorous Links
« Reply #59 on: August 08, 2006, 06:37:02 AM »
"So my objective is to talk to girls without being paralyzed by overwhelming social anxiety."

YAY! :lol:
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Re: Humorous Links
« Reply #60 on: August 08, 2006, 09:26:29 PM »
Holy Rusted Metal, Batman!  G-villes just a 40 minute drive from me.  Heh.  Wonder where he gets his stuff.
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Re: Humorous Links
« Reply #61 on: October 10, 2006, 08:17:29 PM »
ROTFL



Roleplayers meet real life.

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Re: Humorous Links
« Reply #62 on: October 10, 2006, 08:36:27 PM »
Larp



The Giant and the Beholder.

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Re: Humorous Links
« Reply #63 on: October 10, 2006, 08:40:11 PM »
I think I may have posted this before.

Worth a repeat.



"Vampires aren't even evil....Football players are."

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Re: Humorous Links
« Reply #64 on: October 10, 2006, 09:49:21 PM »
Got sucked into youtube tonight. Too much going on around me to do much else.

Ultimate Utopia XXIII 
a little silly but long
BOOM, HEAD SHOT

Menace on the Borderlands
Give it a minute, it gets funny
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Re: Humorous Links
« Reply #65 on: October 10, 2006, 10:18:24 PM »
Is this us?


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Re: Humorous Links
« Reply #66 on: November 15, 2006, 01:13:49 PM »
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Re: Humorous Links
« Reply #67 on: November 16, 2006, 07:47:37 PM »
Nice one, Strolen. I thought it did nothing, but then I scrolled up and noticed what it does!
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Re: Humorous Links
« Reply #68 on: November 16, 2006, 07:50:39 PM »
WOW!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Humorous Links
« Reply #69 on: November 18, 2006, 09:16:49 PM »
AHHH!!! RUN AWAY!!!
They were immediately and absolutely recognizable as adventurers... They were hardy and dangerous, lawless, stripped of allegiance or morality, living off their wits, stealing and killing, hiring themselves out to whoever and whatever came. They were inspired by dubious virtues.  China Mieville - Perdido Street Station

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« Reply #70 on: November 29, 2006, 10:59:23 PM »
IT'S A POLTERGEIST!  SOMEONE CALL THE GHOSTBUSTERS!!

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Re: Humorous Links
« Reply #71 on: December 10, 2006, 04:14:59 PM »

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Re: Humorous Links
« Reply #72 on: January 06, 2007, 12:43:38 AM »
Recently one of my friends, a computer wizard, paid me a visit. As we were talking I mentioned that I had recently installed
WindowsXP on my PC. I told him how happy I was with this operating system and showed him the Windows XP CD. To my surprise he
threw it into my microwave oven and turned it on.

I gave a cry and groped for the tongs, because the CD had become precious to me, but he said: 'Do not worry; it is unharmed.'       
After a few minutes he took the CD out, gave it to me and said: 'Take a close look at it.'

I received the CD in my shrinking palm: It seemed to have become thicker and heavier than ever. At first I could not see
anything, but on the inner edge of the central hole I saw an inscription, an inscription finer than anything I had ever seen
before. The inscription shone piercingly bright, and yet remote, as if out of a great depth:

"12413AEB2ED4FA5E6F7 D78E78BEDE820945092OF 923A40EElOE5IOCC98D44 AA08E324"     
                                                   
"I cannot read the fiery letters," I said in a quavering voice.     
                                                               
'No,' he said, 'but I can. The letters are Hex, of an ancient mode, but the language is that of Microsoft, which I shall not utter here. But this in the Common Tongue is what is said, close enough: 

'One OS to rule them all, one OS to to find them, 'One OS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.'

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Re: Humorous Links
« Reply #73 on: January 07, 2007, 06:58:41 PM »
It doesn't work, all it does is leave the cd stuck to the microwave tray in a burning, stinking mess similar to how the OS runs in real life.
They were immediately and absolutely recognizable as adventurers... They were hardy and dangerous, lawless, stripped of allegiance or morality, living off their wits, stealing and killing, hiring themselves out to whoever and whatever came. They were inspired by dubious virtues.  China Mieville - Perdido Street Station

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Re: Humorous Links
« Reply #74 on: January 15, 2007, 02:29:55 PM »
Subject: Home depot scam
 
A "heads up" for those of you who may be regular Home Depot customers.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.
Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you
are packing your shopping into the trunk.

They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their
breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to
look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you
for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's.
You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having intimate relations
with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and
performs oral on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,
20th,& 24th.
Also December 1st, 3rd, twice on the 7th, three times just yesterday and
very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So be careful!

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