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« Reply #25 on: August 05, 2003, 05:31:03 PM »
I'm sorry, but I happen to think that that is American idiocy and imperialism at it's worst.

And I quote: "Ninjas get to kill ANYONE! They jump around a bunch and stab! The purpose of ninjas is to flip out and kill people!"

...Just disgusting.
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« Reply #26 on: August 06, 2003, 01:57:34 PM »
Penguin, dude! Send him some hate mail. That section is by far the funniest and I am completly confident you could make the cut.  :twisted:

Btw, that piece of junk was put together by a 10 year old. Impressive what the retarded can accomplish.
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« Reply #27 on: August 11, 2003, 02:55:43 AM »
Thanks to a few words I secretly spied from MoonHunter :twisted: I have found a really ummm... creative page.

http://www.googlism.com/index.htm?ism=manfred&type=1

Try your own name and learn more about yourself!


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« Reply #28 on: October 17, 2003, 06:07:16 AM »

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« Reply #29 on: April 10, 2004, 08:25:40 AM »

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« Reply #30 on: April 10, 2004, 08:26:11 AM »
Gotta give this a try!!

http://www.subservientchicken.com

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« Reply #31 on: April 10, 2004, 01:42:42 PM »
Someone has WAAAAAAAY too much time on their hands.
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« Reply #32 on: April 10, 2004, 06:40:49 PM »
hahahaha. i think someone got a little bored.
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« Reply #33 on: August 03, 2004, 08:47:04 PM »
http://www.cybermoonstudios.com/8bitDandD.html

Let it load, a different version of the dead ale wives D&D skit.

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« Reply #34 on: August 03, 2004, 09:43:35 PM »

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« Reply #35 on: August 03, 2004, 09:44:34 PM »

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« Reply #36 on: March 02, 2005, 03:45:16 AM »

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« Reply #37 on: March 02, 2005, 06:49:54 AM »

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« Reply #38 on: March 30, 2005, 07:56:07 PM »
I always liked http://www.engrish.com
As a foreign speaker I probably shouldn't throw stones, but these Japanese attempts at english are really funny!

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Naughty Nature
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Do you miss Japan Strolen? :p
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« Reply #39 on: March 31, 2005, 05:27:59 AM »
Quote from: "Strolen"
http://media.hugi.is/hahradi/fyndnar/monkey1.wmv


This one was just crazy. But too cool!

I happen to have a pretty demented cartoon movie for you guys to watch.

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« Reply #40 on: April 05, 2005, 09:37:30 AM »
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« Reply #41 on: April 12, 2005, 04:29:35 AM »
http://www.totalillusions.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=321&hl=

Watch out, those hackers are dangerous types. What a story.
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« Reply #42 on: August 15, 2005, 02:25:16 AM »
See the Wacky Warning Labels at http://www.mlaw.org/wwl/

A few older contest winners:

A label on a baby stroller warns: “Remove child before folding
A brass fishing lure with a three-pronged hook on the end warns: “Harmful if swallowed
A household iron warns users: “Never iron clothes while they are being worn�
A label on a hair dryer reads, “Never use hair dryer while sleeping�
A warning on an electric drill made for carpenters cautions: “This product not intended for use as a dental drill.�
The label on a bottle of drain cleaner warns: “If you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions, cautions and warnings, do not use this product.�
A smoke detector warns: “Do not use the Silence Feature in emergency situations. It will not extinguish a fire.�
A massage chair warns: “DO NOT use massage chair without clothing... and, Never force any body part into the backrest area while the rollers are moving.�
A cardboard car sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard warns, “Do not drive with sunshield in place�
An “Aim-n-Flame� fireplace lighter cautions, “Do not use near fire, flame or sparks�
A label on a hand-held massager advises consumers not to use “while sleeping or unconscious�
A 12-inch rack for storing compact disks warns: “Do not use as a ladder.�
A cartridge for a laser printer warns, “Do not eat toner�
A 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow warns: “Not intended for highway use�
A can of self-defense pepper spray warns users: “May irritate eyes�
A warning on a pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists says: “Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.�
A snowblower warns: “Do not use snowthrower on roof.�
A dishwasher carries this warning: “Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher.�
A popular manufactured fireplace log warns: “Caution - Risk of Fire�
A box of birthday cake candles says: “DO NOT use soft wax as ear plugs or for any other function that involves insertion into a body cavity.�


There are also quite a few _surprising_ lawsuits on the page... enjoy them.
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« Reply #43 on: August 18, 2005, 05:58:39 AM »
Not meant as a joke in any way, but still an entertaining piece of trivia:
Men do have trouble hearing women, scientists find

"The findings may help explain why people suffering hallucinations usually hear male voices, the report added, as the brain may find it much harder to conjure up a false female voice accurately than a false male voice."

Anyone ever wondered why is God most often considered a man? :)
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« Reply #44 on: October 07, 2005, 10:02:24 PM »

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« Reply #45 on: October 08, 2005, 03:52:02 PM »
In A.D. 2101
War was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's You !!
Cats: How are you gentlemen !!
Cats: All your base are belong to us.
Cats: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say !!
Cats: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Cats: HA HA HA HA ....
Captain: Take off every 'zig' !!
Captain: You know what you doing.
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« Reply #46 on: October 22, 2005, 06:53:27 PM »
(Ads on site might not be appropriate for work viewing...)

Now, this is what I expect our RP characters could do.

http://www.drunkendelight.com/view.php?id=1908

Can this be real? In homage to the threads title.

http://www.drunkendelight.com/view.php?id=1828

( http://www.drunkendelight.com/videos.php - index)

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Re: Humorous Links
« Reply #47 on: January 31, 2006, 08:38:59 PM »
Stereotypical Gamers to the Extreme!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7521044027821122670


(11 min video, long download for slow modems but very funny!)

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« Reply #48 on: February 01, 2006, 06:03:30 AM »
Heeeey! Who put our previous session on tape!?
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Re: Humorous Links
« Reply #49 on: February 01, 2006, 07:28:35 AM »
Stereotypical Gamers to the Extreme!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7521044027821122670

(11 min video, long download for slow modems but very funny!)


I think I've met those guys at conventions...  Now I'm worried in case anyone I know sees this then starts looking at me funny.