See the Wacky Warning Labels at http://www.mlaw.org/wwl/
A few older contest winners:
A label on a baby stroller warns: ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…â€œRemove child before folding
A brass fishing lure with a three-pronged hook on the end warns: ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…â€œHarmful if swallowed
A household iron warns users: ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…â€œNever iron clothes while they are being wornÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬?
A label on a hair dryer reads, ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…â€œNever use hair dryer while sleepingÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬?
A warning on an electric drill made for carpenters cautions: ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…â€œThis product not intended for use as a dental drill.ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬?
The label on a bottle of drain cleaner warns: ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…â€œIf you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions, cautions and warnings, do not use this product.ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬?
A smoke detector warns: ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…â€œDo not use the Silence Feature in emergency situations. It will not extinguish a fire.ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬?
A massage chair warns: ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…â€œDO NOT use massage chair without clothing... and, Never force any body part into the backrest area while the rollers are moving.ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬?
A cardboard car sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard warns, ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…â€œDo not drive with sunshield in placeÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬?
An ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…â€œAim-n-FlameÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬? fireplace lighter cautions, ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…â€œDo not use near fire, flame or sparksÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬?
A label on a hand-held massager advises consumers not to use ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…â€œwhile sleeping or unconsciousÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬?
A 12-inch rack for storing compact disks warns: ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…â€œDo not use as a ladder.ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬?
A cartridge for a laser printer warns, ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…â€œDo not eat tonerÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬?
A 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow warns: ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…â€œNot intended for highway useÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬?
A can of self-defense pepper spray warns users: ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…â€œMay irritate eyesÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬?
A warning on a pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists says: ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…â€œShin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬?
A snowblower warns: ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…â€œDo not use snowthrower on roof.ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬?
A dishwasher carries this warning: ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…â€œDo not allow children to play in the dishwasher.ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬?
A popular manufactured fireplace log warns: ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…â€œCaution - Risk of FireÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬?
A box of birthday cake candles says: ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…â€œDO NOT use soft wax as ear plugs or for any other function that involves insertion into a body cavity.ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬?
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