If you want proof, Magus, take a look at Kassils entrance
3 pages of oddities.
And besides, we ARE welcoming someone - the Captain, from bieng gone for 2 days!
Welcome to the citadel, my floppy-hatted friend. Mind the grog barrels flying about, and watch out for one 'Captain Penguin'... He normally shows up to greet new people with a tidal wave of the salty alcohol.
Come to think of it... he could be your twin!