*Rolls his eyes overdramatically as the captain blinks from existance*
As I'm sure you can already see, this is not the most sane website in the internet. Welcome, however! It's always good to see newcomers! Now excuse me whilst I pilfer the captains pie collection, seeing as he has disappeared...
*Casually strides towards the tavern, muttering, chuckling and hiccuping softly to himself*