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Offline maeve Elric Lothlorien

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« on: May 12, 2004, 02:51:01 PM »
Fun Things to do in a movie theatre....

1. Inform the entire theatre that you have to go to the bathroom. Wait a minute or so and tell everyone that you feel better now.
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2. Laugh loudly during serious and sad scenes.

3. Sing along with the backround music.

4.Whenever someone opens a door yell "Don't go in there, he's got a gun!"

5. Make shadow pupputs.

6. If you've seen the movie before, say what's going to happen right before it happens. Act amazed at your wondeful forsight.

7. Walk around behind the screen. Jump through it. Run like hell.

8. Pull out a gun and shoot the "bad guys." tell people that you are a part of this new "live action" movie. Shoot any movie personnel telling you to stop.

9. Read the credits out loud.

10.Stand by the screen and sign the movie.

11. Rip off one end of a straw wrapper and blow in the straw. The wrapper will fly accros the theatre, hopefully hitting someone.

12. (Variation of above) dip the wrapper end in ketchup. This will make it a permanent part of the screen.

13. Talk loudly to a friend. Whenever someone else makes the slightest noise, tell them they are inconsiderate little bastards for disrupting your viewing pleasure.

14. Put exlax in the drinks. Lock all the doors.

15. Say "beep" loudly at every vulgarity. Tell those objecting that you are from the EPA here to stop noise pollution.

16. Throw Runts at people so you can use the drive by fruiting joke.

17. Sacrifice small furry creatures in the front of the theatre.

18. Sit by the aisle. Trip everyone that walks by.

19. Walk in front of the screen, fall, and lay there for a few minutes. Then get up and go back to your seat as if nothing happened. Do it again every ten minutes.

20. Play an appropriate instrument for the movie:n western-banjo, comedy-cazoo, action-synthesizer or guitar, mystery-bad whistle, horror-cowbell or afucha (sp), etc.

21. Collect donations for charity.

22. Bring a portable T.V. Watch the ball game. Cheer loudly.

23. Aerosol can. Zippo. 'nuff said.

24. Throw paper airplanes. Anounce their take off like air traffic control personnel.

25. Candle + flashpaper = fireballs!

26. Yell "Ow!" after every gunshot.

27. Stand on your head in the aisle during the duration of the movie.

28. Have a barbecue.

29. Gargle your Pepsi.

30. Eat pie!

31. Bowl in the aisle.

32. Get a realistic looking and sounding cap gun. Go to the front of the theatre and exclaim that "The movie is depressing you." Shoot yourself in the head and fall dead. After about a minute get up and go back to you seat. Remain silent the rest of the movie.

33. Wear a trench coat and sunglasses. Whenever someone enters or exits the theatre ask to see their identification.

34. Eat a lot of beans or chili before the movie. Hope the theatre is crowded. (Hehe Pure evil!)

35. Leave death threats on various seats. Give sinister glances to people as they leave the theatre.

36. break into a chrous of "Green Acres" during climatic parts of the movie.

37. Find the light switch. Turn the lights on.

38. Throw water balloons.

39. Bring lots of gerbils and mice. think snowball fight.

40. Have a friend call your beeper every 5 minutes. Make sure it's loud.

41. Throw smoke grenades.
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« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2004, 04:37:16 PM »
Actually, I have eaten a pie in a movie theater. It was awesome.
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« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2004, 01:06:36 PM »
Hehe.
ive read credits out loud once and Ripped off one end of a straw wrapper and blown in the straw.
Hehe...oh the good ole days!
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« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2004, 06:32:42 PM »
After reading this, I decided to try the "cap gun/fake death" idea, was very funny, and the people like had a heart attack when i did it, then glared at me so evilly when I got back up and went quietly back to my seat! Of course, someone complained and I was chucked outa the theatre
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« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2004, 08:00:37 PM »
I once went to a movie I had seen before and repeated every line as loud as I could until the usher told me to leave.
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« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2004, 12:00:20 AM »
Light fire works at the very climatic part of a horror movie.  or fire crackers.  :twisted:

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« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2004, 06:21:42 AM »
"Put exlax in the drinks. Lock all the doors."

I wouldnt dare that one. Way too risky, espesh when your locked in there with them! UGH! think of the possibilities.
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« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2004, 10:24:12 PM »
:roll: Utterly repulsive Elric, Utterly repulsive.
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« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2004, 04:09:02 PM »
No, not repulsive, hilarious!

But the question is, how would you accomplish it? Unless you had some magic invisibility potion or something, I think people would notice you sneaking up and dumping ExLax in their soda. And besides, how would you get locking the doors past the staff?
You could, I suppose, have multiple accomplices, but then you would have to have enough accomplices to slip ExLax into each legitimate movie-goer's drink, and two for the door locking (one to distract the staff, and one to lock it.)
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« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2004, 08:57:38 AM »
You could slip it into the tap that the drinks come from, heehee. That way you wouldn't have to worry about each single drink! And you would only need to have one friend, to bar the door.......it could be done
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« Reply #10 on: May 20, 2004, 09:46:01 AM »
Some inside conspiring could work wonders here. Befriend a worker at the theatre and get him/her to do the dirty work.

Speaking of dirty work, they may have to hose the theatre seats down after it =/ I'd hate to have to clean up after it :D
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« Reply #11 on: May 20, 2004, 04:17:29 PM »
Youve givin me a few ideas at what to do when my parents make me watch the next harry potter movie that comes out... excellent...
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« Reply #12 on: May 21, 2004, 03:24:47 AM »
Glad to be of service ducky! :D
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« Reply #13 on: May 21, 2004, 03:27:44 AM »
Geez! talk about 'It's a nasty job, but someones gotta do it'. :)
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« Reply #14 on: May 27, 2004, 03:26:29 AM »
Heres a new one!
Catapulting small pigs whilst watching the
movie! Its sooo genius it might just work!*Evil giggle*
Now...what to do with the flourescent badgers?
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« Reply #15 on: May 27, 2004, 03:28:31 AM »
Hmm...they are not worthy of death by fish-slice or 'Pot noodle'.
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« Reply #16 on: May 27, 2004, 04:44:40 AM »
Or, like our dear Avalon, come in from the loo, explain loudly how poop the film is, throw your feet on the chairs in front, hitting two poor boys in the process, and then fart loudly.
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« Reply #17 on: May 28, 2004, 04:24:25 AM »
HAHA! omg! i admitt that was d**n funny...suprised we didnt get our asses kicked.
The prob was it was making me laugh so much i had 2 repeatedly smack myself over the head with a plastic bottle to get myself 2 shut the hell up!
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« Reply #18 on: June 29, 2004, 09:05:20 PM »
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I do that.  Honestly, I can't help it; they can be very funny! :lol:

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« Reply #19 on: June 29, 2004, 09:09:20 PM »
You didn't have to write in Large blue font, y'know.
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« Reply #20 on: August 01, 2004, 04:51:19 PM »
The best thing to do in the movie is reinact the entire film with about a 5 second delay in front of the theatre, especially with movies that sport a lot of violence!
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« Reply #21 on: August 02, 2004, 07:08:15 PM »
I like to ask each individual if the can hear me.
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« Reply #22 on: August 08, 2004, 04:20:53 PM »
Another fun thing to do is to lean over and kiss the stranger sitting next to you, then while they're wonder what the ---- you think your doing, stand up and leave.
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« Reply #23 on: August 09, 2004, 06:48:43 PM »
YAY! Im back!
Kisses for all XXXXXXXX!

Uh..Magus?
Kiss the compleat random sranger sitting next to you?
hmmm....that could get nasty!
like...'UBER' nasty! Lol
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« Reply #24 on: June 05, 2005, 09:56:51 PM »
start throwing popcorn at somebody and start a popcorn fight with your friends! :) That way, you can give other people pre-movie entertainment while you and the rest of the movie goers wait for the appearance of the movie without complaining or being bored witless :)
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