Author Topic: The final battle (Read 1486 times)

Magus · « **on:** April 05, 2004, 12:08:45 PM »

I now know what it is that we must do. Now, it is not an easy path, or a short one. It is a path for justice, it is a path for the truth. Now, we must battle, to decide who will win, and who will lose.

Grevenon · « **Reply #1 on:** April 05, 2004, 12:10:25 PM »

i will use my Firepoker of Ashkicking on you. Touche!!

Magus · « **Reply #2 on:** April 05, 2004, 12:11:18 PM »

I counterattack, with the almighty spatula of fate. and you are smitted upon the rocks, in oblivion.

Grevenon · « **Reply #3 on:** April 05, 2004, 12:12:06 PM »

Even though you counterattck, i see you coming, duck, and smash you across the face with it. haha!

Magus · « **Reply #4 on:** April 05, 2004, 12:13:13 PM »

using my godlike agility, i dodge, and cast the spell of ultimate super death lvl 80. dodge that &^%$@.

Grevenon · « **Reply #5 on:** April 05, 2004, 12:14:27 PM »

although you might have agility, your accuracy sucks. i easily dodge and use my druid abilities to summon the giant grizzly of doom and he uses his 2 foot long claws to shred you to pieces.

Magus · « **Reply #6 on:** April 05, 2004, 12:16:27 PM »

well i summon the mighty leviathan, dragon god of the sea. to smite ye, i like that word. but i seriously... wait no, but i do doubt that you will be able to defeat the leviathan with your puny, fuzzy, actually pretty big compared to me, dog, er cat, whatever.

Grevenon · « **Reply #7 on:** April 05, 2004, 12:17:43 PM »

is that right? well i am wearing my swim suit of water resitance so your dragon doesn't do bs to me. so i summon an arctic blast and freeze the icy water running through the leviathans veins and shatter him with my firepoker.

Magus · « **Reply #8 on:** April 05, 2004, 12:18:16 PM »

you cant do that, you cheated

Grevenon · « **Reply #9 on:** April 05, 2004, 12:18:29 PM »

there is no such thing as cheating. it is simply called strategy. besides, you're just jealous of my abilities.

Magus · « **Reply #10 on:** April 08, 2004, 08:41:31 PM »

Well then, using my mighty spatula, i Rush at thee with God given speed to vanquish the evil that has plaqued the world. This is a war, and we are soldiers. What if today the war could be over. Isn't that worth fighting for? Isn't that worth dying for?

Grevenon · « **Reply #11 on:** April 08, 2004, 10:59:33 PM »

OK. sure. you vanquish evil. nothing to do with me. I am not evil, so therefore your Spatula With A Really Bad Name doesn't do you any good. I just kick you in the ass and you fall and get dirt on your face. ha-ha.

Magus · « **Reply #12 on:** April 12, 2004, 02:10:52 PM »

EXCALIBUR!!!! I AM UNWORTHY!!!!!! *and he tosses his spatula into the lake, and whaches as a ghastly arm grabs it, and tosses it back at him hitting him in the face.
"Punk ass kids." the ghastly figure shouts as she resubmerges into the lake.
It is a sign from god!!! I shall take thine spatula, and give you the bigest ass kicking the world has ever seen!