"I'm sorry. We've been falling for four hours. We're a little clumsy." - Carmen Cortez, SpyKids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams
"Do you expect me to talk?"
"No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die!" - James Bond and Auric Goldfinger, Goldfinger
"Which would you prefer? A non-existant laser weapon, or a well-aimed rock?" - Capt. James Brown, EarthStar Voyager
"Oh, been upstairs with your boss. You know... Shooting the breeze... shooting his fish..." - Martin Riggs, Lethal Weapon 2
"Are you telling me you can speak six languages and fly a jet liner, but you don't know how to file a tax return?" - Steve Arlo, The Zero Effect
"You're on fire!"
"Am I? Ah well." - GIR and Zim, Invader Zim
"You're so unpredictable."
"ME?! I'm not the one teleporting all over the d**ned place!" - Dominique the Cyclops and Vash the Stampede, Trigun
"Liu, I hate this place. I'm telling you, I hate it. I'm in a hostile environment, I'm completely unprepared, I'm surrounded by people who probably want to kick my ass... It's like being back in high school!" - Johnny Cage, Mortal Kombat
"Fortunately, I was prepared for just such an emergency."
"You were prepared for a giant monster, made entirely of Nulls, stomping the city."
"How do you prepare for something like that?!?"
"Um... Lucky guess?" - Fong and Bob, Reboot *sniff* I miss Reboot.
Okay, that's enough for now.