Author Topic: Favorite Movie Quotes (Read 44133 times)

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #25 on:** April 11, 2003, 10:19:56 PM »

"How do you know she's a witch?"
"AH, SHE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT!"
(Everyone stares)
"Well it got better!"-Peasant and Sir Bedivere, Monty Python's Holy Grail

"I move for no man."
"Hmmm...You make me sad. Come, Patsy."-Black Knight and King Arthur, Monty Python's Holy Grail

"And the aptly named Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Film."-Narrator, Monty Python's Holy Grail

"I am Roger, Roger the Shrubber. I sell shrubberies by trade, as did my father, and my father's father."-Roger the Shrubber, Monty Python's Holy Grail

"Who was that?"
"Hmm. Must be a king."
"Why do you say that?"
"He hasn't got s**t all over him."-Two Peasants, Monty Python's Holy Grail

"Look here, pal! Strange women lying in ponds is no basis for a system of government!"-Field Peasant, Monty Python's Holy Grail

"But when all seemed lost, the animator had a sudden heart attack."
"Uugh!"
"And there was much rejoicing."
"Yay!"-Narrator, Animator, and Knights, Monty Python's Holy Grail

Ria Hawk · « **Reply #26 on:** April 11, 2003, 10:33:13 PM »

"Joey, didn't the last time you shot a man teach you anything at all?" - J.P. Harrah, El Dorado

"Uh, doctors, I hate to take up your time, but, uh, mine's still bleeding." -J.P. Harrah, El Dorado

"My spoon is too big!"
"... I am a banana!" - Rejected

"I don't know which is scarier... losing a nuclear weapon, or that it happens so often that there's actually a term for it..." - Broken Arrow

"'Oh?' What 'Oh?' Is that 'Oh,' like 'That's interesting,' or 'Oh,' like, 'We're screwed?'" - Small Soldiers

"I love it when a plan comes together." - Hannibal Smith, The A-Team

"Next, you're going to tell me I own all the people too."
"No, sir. Of course not. Not anymore." - Sir Henry Baskerville and Dr. Watson, The Hound of the Baskervilles

"Knowing my brother-in-law, I'm sure he deserves whatever you're about to do to him, but this is my house, and I have certain rules about snakes and dismemberment!" - Rick O'Connell, The Mummy Returns

"Leeloo's in trouble?"
"When is Leeloo not in trouble?" - Vito Cornelius and Korbin Dallas, The Fifth Element

"Evil does NOT wear a bonnet!" - Mr. Tinkles, Cats and Dogs

"How am I supposed to cackle evilly when you're driving like a chimpanzee?!" - Mr. Tinkles, Cats and Dogs

"Kill him. The man just will not take a hint." - Alec Trevelyn, GoldenEye

"We all go a little mad sometimes." - Norman Bates, Psycho

"Do not be the clever guy with me! Joo are not qualified!" - Don Karnage, TaleSpin

"Do you wanna work here? Or do you wanna live?" - Terry, Jumping Jack Flash

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #27 on:** April 11, 2003, 11:30:31 PM »

"Oh yeah? Well then prepare for a steaming hot pile of action!"-Fighter, 8-Bit Theater

"Tuesday is coming. Did you bring your coat?"
"I live in a giant bucket!"-Two mutant stick figures, Rejected

"Stand still! I need to crush you!"-Evil Cat (Forgot his name), Cats & Dogs

"I feel fat and sassy!"-Irrelevant stick figure, Rejected

"For the love of God and all things that are sacred, my anus is bleeding!-Happy Fuzzy, Rejected

"Stop the puns! For the love of god, somebody stop the puns!"-Derek Evilbad, THE James Bond Spoof

"I'd like to buy a pound of nuts."
"That's a lotta nuts! That'll be four bucks, baby! You want fries with that!?"-Evil Shopkeeper, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

"Master Pain, it is such an honor to have you beating random people in our town!"-Mayor, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #28 on:** April 11, 2003, 11:41:22 PM »

"I'm a consumer whore!"-Consumer Whore Kid, Rejected

"Honey, get the camera! Poopy's taking his first steps!"-Proud Parent of Poopy, Rejected

"I AM THE QUEEN OF FRANCE!"-Murderous stick figure, Rejected

"On his journey, the Chosen One fought.
And walked. And walked. And walked.
And sometimes, drove.
And occasionally, partied with the desert animals."-Narrator, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

"I need Gopher-Chucks!"-The Chosen One, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

"Now wait a minute here. Did the Chosen One just punch a piece out of that guy?! I mean, it just came out in one huge chunk! I...I'm no doctor, but....but that doesn't even really seem possible! I mean, crap, man, what with body organs and the spine!..."-Narrator, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

"Notice the two symbols. One over here, and the other over there!"-Mushufasa, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

"Chosen One!"
"I'm coming!"
"Chosen One!"
"I'm coming!"
"Chosen One!"
"I'm coming!"-Ling and the Chosen One, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

"Master Pain, what is the Evil Council's plan?"
"Oh, it is an evil plan. It is a bad, bad plan, that will hurt many, many people! That are good!"-Master Pain (Betty) and the Mayor, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #29 on:** April 11, 2003, 11:42:30 PM »

"This is CNN."-Mushufasa, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #30 on:** April 12, 2003, 12:25:12 AM »

"Oh, sweet zombie Jesus on a pogo-stick! We're screwed!"-Black Mage, 8-Bit Theater

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #31 on:** April 12, 2003, 11:18:23 AM »

"Jokes at expense of giants make giant sad."
"There can be only one grammar impaired sad giant!"
"....'Grammar impaired sad giant'?"
"Who the hell said that?"
"THE SULK!"-Giant, Red Mage, Princess Sara, and the Sulk, 8-Bit Theater

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #32 on:** April 13, 2003, 05:10:03 PM »

"That's good. I'm glad you boys like my cookies, because the secret ingredient...Is evil!"-Caroll the Witch, 8-Bit Theater

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #33 on:** April 13, 2003, 06:30:17 PM »

"You're the greatest, Moltar! I'll only listen to you!"
"Good. Have more Stimutax."
"Ok! Gulp!"-Sparky and Moltar, SeaLab 2021

"MUST HAVE STIMUTAX!!"
"Get in line, Batman!"-Quin and the Captain, SeaLab 2021

"Hey, when will this Stimutax start working? I don't have all day to get....WHOA!
IT'S LIKE A KOALA CRAPPED A RAINBOW IN MY BRAIN!"- the Captain, SeaLab 2021

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #34 on:** April 13, 2003, 06:55:19 PM »

"Well, you see...AMNESIA DUST! YAH!"
"What is this? Talcum powder? It's all over my robes. Geez. Thanks."-Thief and Black Mage, 8-Bit Theater

Strolen · « **Reply #35 on:** April 18, 2003, 10:46:21 PM »

"Without our imagination we would be like all those other poor dullards."
Hannibal Lector

Ria Hawk · « **Reply #36 on:** April 18, 2003, 10:54:16 PM »

"Fear the mighty doom of my MOONS!" - Zim, Invader Zim

"Wait! Come back! I need stuff!" - GIR, Invader Zim

"It's showtime!" - Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice

"Go to hell! And take your friends with you!" - Rick O'Connel, The Mummy Returns

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #37 on:** April 18, 2003, 11:25:56 PM »

"Of course I have all my organs! And stop looking at me like that! You'll damage my squidlypoo!"
"Wait a second....Humans don't have squidlypoos!"-Dib and Zim, Invader Zim

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #38 on:** April 19, 2003, 02:38:55 AM »

"Master love Larry! Master feed Larry!"-Larry, Wizards

"Fearies bad. Peace no like fearies."-Peace, Wizards

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #39 on:** April 26, 2003, 04:56:29 PM »

"When law and duty are one, united by religion, you can never become fully conscious, never fully aware of yourself. You are always a little less than an individual."-Paul Muad-Dib Atreides, Dune
(Ok, so that was from a book. Shut up.)

Almatari · « **Reply #40 on:** May 04, 2003, 03:34:33 PM »

"Bring out your dead, bring out your dead."
"here I have one for you"
"I'm not dead yet!"
"You will be soon."
"I think I am getting better"
"No you aren't"
"I think I will take a walk"
"Sir, I dont think we can take him in this condition."
(More talking)
"Okay we'll take him" Hits old man over head with a club
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (something like that)

"Look they're break dance fighting"Zoolander

"Stop rhyming I mean it!"
"Does anybody want a peanut?" Princess Bride

"Zip-it, www. zip-it.com. Zip-it, Zip-it good" Austin Powers

The "Men in tights" song Robin Hood-Men in tights

"Little John!"
"What? I panicked" Robin Hood-Men in Tights

"Webbings Webbings, We are gabbered here tobay for da webbing of two people"
"Can you just skip to the end?"
"Do you tbake her to be yober lawbfully webbeded wibfe?"
"I do. Now Man and Wife Man and wife!"
"Man and Wibfe"Princess Bride

"He must be Royalty."
"Why Do you say that?"
"He's the only one without s**te allover him."Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"Old woman!"
"Man"
"excuse me?"
"You called me old woman. I am a man."
"Excuse me but you looked like an old woman from behind"
"And I am not old"Holy Grail

"I am King Arthur, King of the Brits."
"Of the Who?"
"The Brits."
"I don't remember voting for you."
"You dont vote for kings."
(Goes on to talk about democracy and freedom)MP and the Holy Grail

"And they were forsed to eat Sir Robins Minsterals and there was MUCH rejoicing"
"Yaaayy!"MP and the Holy Grail

"And three is the number thou shalt count, and thou shall count to the number three. Four thou shalt not count, nor shalt thou count to two unless
he shall procede onto three"MP and the Holy Grail

sorry so long. I like movies

Almatari · « **Reply #41 on:** May 10, 2003, 11:14:44 PM »

'Do I hear happiness?' ~Annie~

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #42 on:** May 10, 2003, 11:25:41 PM »

"We worked ourselves to extinction, transforming our planet into a giant, mobile starship."
"Why did you do that?!"
"Because, it was cool!"-Zim and the Instruction Manual Alien, Invader Zim

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #43 on:** May 19, 2003, 04:21:23 PM »

"Ah, ze French language. It is like wiping your ass with silk, I love it!"-The Mercallian, The Matrix Reloaded

"Lipstick? What lipstick, woman? There is no lipstick!"
"She didn't kiss you on your lips."-The Mercallian and Persephone, The Matrix Reloaded

sniperspy · « **Reply #44 on:** May 19, 2003, 08:34:28 PM »

I just saw reloaded!! good movie.
Seeing as we have strayed to cartoons, heres one!!

*Homer is spit out after almost being eaten by an elephant*
"I came out of the elephants mouth right? Because I've already taken 1 shower today." -Homer Simpson

Almatari · « **Reply #45 on:** May 20, 2003, 09:08:01 PM »

I love The Simpsons

Adel · « **Reply #46 on:** May 20, 2003, 09:27:16 PM »

I like scooby-doo!

Almatari · « **Reply #47 on:** May 21, 2003, 07:41:12 PM »

I am wearing a Scooby shirt. But I don't see why people like it the creaters were erm, hi up there! How are you? What can't hear you! anyway what was I saying?

Adel · « **Reply #48 on:** May 21, 2003, 10:42:37 PM »

I don't care I love scooby "Rooobbbby Rooooo!!!" (thats scooby for scooby doo!)

sniperspy · « **Reply #49 on:** May 22, 2003, 05:54:46 PM »

I only watched that show because I thought scrappy was hillarious. Otherwise all the episodes were pretty much the same.