Favorite Movie Quotes

[Strolen]

Going to bed but had to throw the topic up there before I forgot. Thought about it when I was looking for a quick Princess Bride quote.

"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is: 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia.' But, only slightly less well known is this: 'Never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line!'  --Vizzini, Princess Bride

"My name is Inego Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." The Princess Bride

"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!" Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"Do or do not; there is no try." --Yoda, Star Wars

"You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else." - Fight Club.


May flood with some more later.

[Agar]

You forgot to add Vizzini's "hahaha, hahaha, haha..." *thump*  

Hmm other movies quotes.....

"Yippie Ki Yay, mother f***er" - Bruce Willis, Die Hard. and if he didn't say it, he shoulda

"I'll be back" - Arnold Swatzenager (sp?), Terminator

"Duh du....... Duh du....... Duh du duh du dada!!!!!!" Orchestra, Jaws  

Ok, I'm not the best quote person, but they're out there.

*waits for the Jerred's quote*

[Gary]

No Luke, I am your father!  That one phrase sent shockwaves through all of my friends and I when we saw the Empire Strikes Back when it was first released.

[Ria Hawk]

Oh, Lord.  You really shouldn't get me started.  I have at least forty-seven typed pages of quotes, and half a notebook that I haven't yet typed.

SOme quick ones:

My signature line.  I don't really want to type it again.
"I am a coward.  And Jerryth scares me." - Hoggle, Labyrinth
"You know how I love watching you work.  But I have my country's five hundreth anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder, and Guilder to frame for it.  I'm swamped." - Prince Humpherdinck, The Princess Bride
"I help this guy, Humpherdinck suffers?
"Humilations galore!" - Miracle Max and Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride
"Tell me, Charles.  Does it ever wake you in the middle of the night?  The fear that they might pass that foolish law, or one just like it, and come for you.  And your children."
"It does indeed."
"What do you do, when you wake up to that?"
"I feel a great swell of pity for the poor soul that comes to that school looking for trouble..." - Magneto and Prof. Xavier, X-Men

There will be more later, but I have stuff I need to do right now.

[Agar]

My youngest son is named Lucas. I get to be Darth Vader for the Rest of his life.  

[Strolen]

You a bounty hunter?
A man has to do something these days to earn a living.
Dyin' ain't much of a living boy.

Its always like that, though. Whenever I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long.
I notice that whenever you get to dislikin' someone, they ain't around long either.

Don't piss down my back, and tell me it's rainin'.

For the girl, we might get 20 horses. For the old woman, we might get one donkey.

Get ready, little lady. Hell is coming to breakfast.

All I have is a piece of hard candy. But it's not for eating. It's for lookin through.

I didn't surrender, but they took my horse and made him surrender. They have him pulling a wagon up in Kansas I bet.

You told me those men would be treated decently.
They were. They were decently fed and then they were decently shot

( I could go all day. This is one of my favorites of all time and has great quotes through the whole darn thing   )

[DaWergyling]

"Fly, you Fools!" -Gandalf the Gray
"@!#$ You!"  -Otto from Repo Man

"Elvis did not die on the toilet. He dies with the toilet. That means that as long as humaniods still have waste products elvis lives on. Also, Slim Shady isn't back, Elvis is." -This is not a quote. I just felt like putting it up there.

[Ria Hawk]

"Elvis is NOT dead.  He just went home."  - Kay, MiB

"Prepare your bladder for immenint release!"  - Zim, Invader Zim

"If at fisrt you don't succeed, hit it harder."  - Junkyard Wars

"Do not shoot at the thermonuclear weaopns, please."  - Deacons, Broken Arrow

"I'm in line for a third star, you know."
"Oh my God.  I'll no longer outrank you.  What a horrifying thought."  - Down Periscope

[Agar]

"The bos is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time!" - The much lamented Battlebots.    Why is it everything I like gets canned?

"But I'm a f***ing demon" - the bad guy from dogma.

[DaWergyling]

"You're empty..." -Agent Smith
"So am I" -James Bond
"So are you" -Neo

"Okay then Bondjamesbond, " -James bond in Arthur Dent's place (see hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy)

"Hear that Mr. Anderson? That is the sound of the inevitable coming." - Agent Smith

"My.. Name.. Is.. NEO" -Mr. Anderson

"How many fingers do you see?" -Your Doctor
"Three... ...That's how many joints I smoked today" - Big Bird on drugs

[manfred]

Always look on the bright side of life...

From Monthy Pyton's Life of Brian, the happy singing group of crucified men.

[drphluid]

"The matrix has you." - Morpheous, The Matrix.
"Whoa..." - Neo, The Matrix
"They shot Johnny" - Some soldier, Wizards
 - Actually there is a bit more to this one, something about "You bastards" and then some shooting, then finally the cursing, yelling, and shooting soldier accidentally shoots an uninjured Johnny himself.  Maybe this isn’t such a good quote, but it is funny to watch…

[Kassil]

"Not bad. But there's something you should know. I'm not left-handed."
"That's all right. Neither am I."

"That way!"
"Help! Help! There's a peck here with an acorn!"

"Are you a god?"
"...No."
"Then DIE!"
"Ray, when somebody asks if you're a god... Say YES!"

"Trust me."
"...Last time you said that, we ended up nude on the White House front lawn with the Secret Service pointing bloodhounds at us."

[CaptainPenguin]

"It's just a tiny wafer!"-Monty Python's Meaning of Life

"It was....THE SALMON MOUSSE!"
"But I didn't eat the mousse!"-Monty Python's Meaning of Life

"All right. We'll call it a draw!"-Monty Python's Holy Grail

"GET ON WITH IT!!"-Monty Python's Holy Grail

"And when things seemed their worst, the animator had a sudden heart attack. And the Knights were saved!"-Monty Python's Holy Grail

"We are no longer the Knight's who say Ni! We are now the Knight's who say Ikki-Ikki-Ikki-Ptang-Ptang-Mushuvashuvashuva-Shuv....Ni."-Monty Python's Holy Grail

"I think he said 'blessed are the Greeks!'"-Monty Python's Life of Brian

[drphluid]

Where are your hands?
Between two pillows.
Those aren't pillows!
AAHHH!
- Planes Trains and Automobiles

[Ria Hawk]

"I'm sorry.  We've been falling for four hours.  We're a little clumsy." - Carmen Cortez, SpyKids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams

"Do you expect me to talk?"
"No, Mr. Bond.  I expect you to die!"  - James Bond and Auric Goldfinger, Goldfinger

"Which would you prefer?  A non-existant laser weapon, or a well-aimed rock?"  - Capt. James Brown, EarthStar Voyager

"Oh, been upstairs with your boss.  You know... Shooting the breeze... shooting his fish..."  - Martin Riggs, Lethal Weapon 2

"Are you telling me you can speak six languages and fly a jet liner, but you don't know how to file a tax return?"  - Steve Arlo, The Zero Effect

"You're on fire!"
"Am I?  Ah well."  - GIR and Zim, Invader Zim

"You're so unpredictable."
"ME?!  I'm not the one teleporting all over the d**ned place!"  - Dominique the Cyclops and Vash the Stampede, Trigun

"Liu, I hate this place.  I'm telling you, I hate it.  I'm in a hostile environment, I'm completely unprepared, I'm surrounded by people who probably want to kick my ass...  It's like being back in high school!"  - Johnny Cage, Mortal Kombat

"Fortunately, I was prepared for just such an emergency."
"You were prepared for a giant monster, made entirely of Nulls, stomping the city."
"Yes."
"How do you prepare for something like that?!?"
"Um... Lucky guess?"  - Fong and Bob, Reboot *sniff* I miss Reboot.

Okay, that's enough for now.

[CaptainPenguin]

"Lazers!"
"Smoke machines!"
"Lazers!"
"Smoke machines!"
"Lazers!"
"Smoke machin...AAH!"
"That's right! Lazers!"- The Rulers, Invader Zim

"But I put out all the fires!"
"You made them worse!"
"Worse? Or better?"-Zim and The Rulers, Invader Zim

"The pie is also evil."-Evil Princess Sara, 8-Bit Theater

[CaptainPenguin]

"Don't you talk to Billy Idol like that!"-Biker Guy, The Wedding Singer

[Ria Hawk]

It had to be done.

"HADODOKEN!!" - Black Mage, 8-bit Theatre

"FIGHTERDOKEN!!"
"Two-fisted Monkey Style!" - Black Mage and Fighter, 8-bit Theatre

"You're lucky I seem to have misplaced my stabbin' knife..." - Black Mage, 8-bit Theatre

[CaptainPenguin]

"Welcome to Corneria!"
"I like swords!"
"Welcome to Corneria!"
"I like swords!"
"Welcome to Corneria!"
"I like swords!"-Fighter and Guard, 8-Bit Theater

"Don't you think it's odd that the Guard only speaks one idiotic phrase?"- Black Mage, 8-Bit Theater

"Why, I'm sure that the child didn't see anything so horribly unreal and unrelated to the Euclidean Geometry of the universe that it twisted his perception of existence forever!"-Black Mage, 8-Bit Theater

"Hesch wants some sex!"
"Uh..Allright, Hesch, but why before I decide who to choose, why do you think you will be a good father for my children?"
"Uuh................uh..........................SEX!"-Hesch and Debbie, Sea Lab 2021

"Don't you see, Quin? The only way to get rid of the monster is to get disgustingly fat! To the pudding vats!"
"I'm not so sure, sir."
"Quin, is there ever a bad time for pudding?"
"..........."
"Quin? Is there? Is there?"
"Allright."-Quin and the Captain, Sea Lab 2021

[CaptainPenguin]

"Hesch will see you all in Robot Hell!"-Hesch, Sea Lab 2021

[Ria Hawk]

"You rigged the off switch with a tear gas grenade?  You magnificent bastard!"
"Oh that's nothing.  I've got the on-switch hooked up to a fifty megaton bomb."
"... I should go down there."
"Good initiative.  You'll go far as a henchman."  - Marco and Sparks, SeaLab 2021

[CaptainPenguin]

"But do I have to wear a metal skullcap?"
"Well...I guess you could wear a beret."
"Hmmm...Yeah, yeah, I could do a beret!"
"You could do a beret?"
"I could do a beret!"
"You're lucky. Most guys can't."-Marco and Sparks, SeaLab 2021

"No, not the strength of ten men, the strength of ten gorillas!"
"Wow!"
"Of course, that means that when you pet a cat...You crush it."
"Oh no! Poor kitty!"-Marco and the Captain, SeaLab 2021

"Great! You broke the monitor and you're dead! I hope you're happy!"
"KZZZZ-Kzzz (Fizzle-fizzle)"
"Oh, ok. That fixed it."-Sparks and the Captain, SeaLab 2021

"MISSLEDOKEN!"-Black Mage, 8-Bit Theater

"Oh yeah, it could be worse. We could be out there.......Like Stormy."-the Captain, SeaLab 2021

"Great! Look what you idiots did to my freakin' car, goddamit!"-Joe, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

"Sir! Stop saying 'the what' when we say 'the monster'!"
".................................................the what?"-Sparky and the Captain, SeaLab 2021

"Don't worry, folks! I'm about to give that monster a dose of Vitamin M!"-Marco, SeaLab 2021

"You've been watching the Family Learning Channel. Now, Angry Ticks Spring from My Nipples."-Rejected

[CaptainPenguin]

"We've ripped a hole in time-space."
"Heh-heh-heh....Take that, time-space!"-Stormy and Quin, SeaLab 2021

[Kassil]

"Help, help! There's a Peck here with an acorn pointed at me!" -Mad Morrdigan, Willow

"A duck!" -A Smart Peasant, Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail

"Please, please! I'm just plain Yogurt." Yogurt, Spaceballs

"AKU SOKU ZAN!" Arcala, the paladin who can be outwitted by rocks, Tyrindell PBeM (The phrase means: Kill Evil Immeadiately, in Japanese, I understand. It was her warcry.)