"We are a hedge. Move along please."-The Incompetent American Ninjas, The Tick
"Good dog, Speak!"
"I love you."
"Right on!"-The Tick and his dog Speak, The Tick
"Arthur, my moustache is touching my brain!"-The Tick, The Tick
"I think I'm going crazy."
"You're not going crazy, Arthur, you're going sane in a crazy world!"-Arthur and the Tick, The Tick