Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Indiana Jones: I've got a bad feeling about this.
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Mutt Williams: You're a *Professor?*
Indiana Jones: Part-time.
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Mutt Williams: Well what's he gonna do now?
Marion Ravenwood: I don't think he plans that far ahead.
Marion Ravenwood: Yeah...
Indiana Jones: [pops out from the inside of the truck with a bazooka] Scooch over will ya, Son?
Mutt Williams: Don't call me 'Son'. Don't.
Indiana Jones: I think I'd cover my ears if I were you!
[Indy shoots a rocket at a giant tree cutter but it sends the large circular blade bouncing straight for them, cutting through other trucks as it goes]
Indiana Jones: *Duck!*
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Mutt Williams: You know, for an old man you ain't bad in a fight. What are you, like 80?
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Mac: We were younger.
Indiana Jones: We had guns!
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Mutt Williams: Get on, Gramps!
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Mutt Williams: [Irinka Spalko holds sword up to Mutt's neck] Woah! Wait, wait, wait. Stop, stop, stop, stop!
Mutt Williams: [grabs comb out of pocket and combs hair] I'm ready.
[to Indy]
Mutt Williams: Don't give these pigs a thing.
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Mutt Williams: I don't understand. Why the legend about the city of gold?
Indiana Jones: Well, the word for 'gold' translates as 'treasure.' But their treasure wasn't gold, it was knowledge. Knowledge was their treasure.
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Mac: Jonesy!
[Indiana punches Mac in the face]
Mac: You broke my nose!
Indiana Jones: I warned you.
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Agent Irina Spalko: This warehouse, where you and your government have hidden all of your secrets. Yes?
Indiana Jones: This is a military warehouse. I've never been here before in my life.
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Agent Irina Spalko: [Irina has Marion and Indiana hostage] So Dr. Jones, you will help us?
[a soldier cocks a pistol and points it at Marion's back]
Agent Irina Spalko: A simple 'Yes' will do.
Indiana Jones: Oh Marion, you had to go and get yourself kidnapped.
Marion Ravenwood: Not like you did any better.
Indiana Jones: Same old, same old.
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Mutt Williams: Name's Mutt. Mutt Williams.
Indiana Jones: Mutt?
Mutt Williams: Yeah.
Indiana Jones: What kind of name is that?
Mutt Williams: It's the one I picked. You got a problem with it?
Indiana Jones: Take it easy.
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Marion Ravenwood: [about 'Mutt'] His name's Henry.
Indiana Jones: Good name.
Marion Ravenwood: He's your son.
Indiana Jones: Why didn't you make him finish school!
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Indiana Jones: Drop dead!
[Dovchenko punches him in the face]
Indiana Jones: I'm sorry; I meant drop dead, *comrade*.
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Mutt Williams: Grab the snake!
Indiana Jones: Stop calling it that! Call it something else!
Mutt Williams: Like what?
Indiana Jones: A rope! Call it a rope!
Mutt Williams, Marion Ravenwood: Grab the rope!
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Marion Ravenwood: I'm sure I wasn't the only one to go on with my life. There must have been plenty of women for you over the years.
Indiana Jones: There were a few. But they all had the same problem.
Marion Ravenwood: Yeah, what's that?
Indiana Jones: They weren't you Honey.
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Indiana Jones: [crashes into a truck windshield after a failed swing from his whip] d**n, I thought that was closer... .
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Indiana Jones: [Mac holds his arms up when they are surrounded by Russian soldiers] Put your hands down will you, you're embarrassing us.
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Mutt Williams: A scorpion just stung me, am I gonna die?
Indiana Jones: How big?
Mutt Williams: Huge!
Indiana Jones: Good.
Mutt Williams: Good?
Indiana Jones: When it comes to scorpions, the bigger the better. Small one bites ya, don’t keep it to yourself.
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Indiana Jones: [Mutt gets out his knife, ready to fight two KGB agents; both agents pull out guns] Looks like you bought a knife to a gun fight.
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Indiana Jones: Why don't you stick around, Junior?
Mutt Williams: [chuckles] I don't know. Why didn't you, Dad?
Professor 'Ox' Oxley: [scoffs] Dad...
[gives Indy a questioning look]
Professor 'Ox' Oxley: Dad?
Indiana Jones: Somewhere you Grandpa is laughing.
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Professor 'Ox' Oxley: How much of human life is lost in waiting?
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Dean Charles Stanforth: We seem to have reached the age where life stops giving us things and starts taking them away.
