Favorite Movie Quotes

[Dozus]

Der Mensch, die wohl geheimnisvollste Spezies unseres Planeten. Ein Mysterium offener Fragen. Wer sind wir? Woher kommen wir? Wohin gehen wir? Woher wissen wir, was wir zu wissen glauben? Wieso glauben wir überhaupt etwas?  Unzählige Fragen, die nach einer Antwort suchen, einer Antwort, die wieder eine neue Frage aufwerfen wird, und die nächste Antwort wieder die nächste Frage und so weiter und so weiter.  Doch ist es am Ende nicht immer wieder die gleiche Frage, und immer wieder die gleiche Antwort?

Mankind, probably the most mysterious species on our planet. A mystery of open questions. Who are we? Where do we come from? Where are we going? How do we know what we believe to know? Why do we believe anything at all? Innumerable questions looking for an answer, an answer which will raise the next question and the following answer will raise a following question and so on and so forth. But in the end, isn't it always the same question and always the same answer?

-Lola rennt (Run Lola Run)

[Ancient Gamer]

Lola rennt....

[Ria Hawk]

"Oh, do stop following me around.  You're making my dog very nervous.  He detests the smell of stupid." - Isobel von Schonenberg, Hopscotch

"I hope you know what you're doing."
"Certainly not." - Isobel von Schonenberg and Miles Kendig, Hopscotch

"By the way, we're being photographed."
"Yours or mine?"
"Yours, I recognize the mustache."
"Oh, that's Follet, he's an idiot.  Probably no film in the camera." - Yaskov and Miles Kendig, Hopscotch

"He actually had the balls to hide out in my house!" - Meyerson, Hopscotch

"What's happening?!"
"I think they're shooting up your house." - Meyerson and Joe Cutter, Hopscotch

"Do you really think you can fly that thing?"
"Do you really think you can do all that bulls**t you just said?" - David and Capt. Steven Hiller, Independence Day

"What are you doing?!"
"I'm making a mess!"
"Yes, this I can see." - Independence Day

"How did you know he would turn to starboard?"
"I didn't.  I had a fifty-fifty chance, and I needed a break.  Sorry."
"Eh, don't worry about it.  My Morse is so rusty I might be sending him the dimensions of the Playmate of the Month." - The Hunt for Red October

"The thing about the future is everytime you look at it, the future changes, because you looked at it." - Next

[dark_dragon]

(in a prison)
"So, why are you in here anyway?"
"Political crimes"
"what did you do?"
"I robbed a bank..."
Red heat, Russian police officer with prison lord.

[T-Bone]

"New things are like a new pare of under wear. At first it's constricting but then it becomes a part of you." Garth from Wayne's World

[Ria Hawk]

"Hey, hey, the sign says no horseplay in the pool area!"
"This isn't horseplay, this is a major felony."  - Hudson Hawk and Tommy Five-Tone, Hudson Hawk

[Siren no Orakio]

So, I realize I'm running a little late, but..

THUNDER CATS... HO!

[Chakual]

300

Narrator: "Goodbye my Love!" He doesn't say it: There's no room for softness...


Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth: One: because it is a *vile* drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two: that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me, do you think there is even the slightest chance they wont see it?
Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?

[Ria Hawk]

"Will someone get this big... walking carpet out of my way?" - Princess Leia Organa, Star Wars: A New Hope

"Bring 'em on, I prefer a straight fight to all this sneaking around."  - Han Solo, Star Wars: A New Hope

"A minute ago, you couldn't wait to go out and fight, now you want to stay?!"
"Marching into the detention block ain't exactly what I had in mind!" - Luke Skywalker and Han Solo, Star Wars: A New Hope

"I don't know where you get your delusions, laser-brain." - Princess Leia Organa, Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back

"He's as clumsy as he is stupid." - Darth Vader, Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back

[Ria Hawk]

"That thing bled acid!  Who knows what it's going to do now that it's dead?!"
"... I think it's safe to assume that it's not a zombie."
 - Ripley and Ash, Alien

[Ria Hawk]

"I went to Blackfall once."
"Nice."
"I killed a man there.  Yah, it was nice."
- Deathwatch

[Murometz]

No Country For Old Men:

Wendell: We goin' in?
Ed Tom Bell: Gun out and up.
Wendell: [Wendell draws his pistol] What about yours?
Ed Tom Bell: I'm hidin' behind you

Man who hires Wells: [about Chigurh] Just how dangerous is he?
Carson Wells: Compared to what? The bubonic plague?

Man who hires Wells: Did I say you could sit?
Carson Wells: No, but you strike me as a man who wouldn't want to waste his chair.

Boy on Bike #2: Mister? You got a bone stickin' out yer arm.
Anton Chigurh: Let me just sit here a minute.

Carla Jean Moss: Where'd you get the pistol?
Llewelyn Moss: At the gettin' place.
Carla Jean Moss: Did you buy that gun?
Llewelyn Moss: No. I found it.
Carla Jean Moss: Llewelyn!
Llewelyn Moss: What? Quit hollerin'.
Carla Jean Moss: What'd you give for that thing?
Llewelyn Moss: You don't need to know everything, Carla Jean.
Carla Jean Moss: I need to know that.
Llewelyn Moss: You keep runnin' that mouth I'm gonna' take you in the back and screw ya'.
Carla Jean Moss: Big talk.
Llewelyn Moss: Keep it up.
Carla Jean Moss: Fine. I don't wanna' know. I don't even wanna' know where you been all day.
Llewelyn Moss: That'll work.


Carson Wells: [Wells sits back and studies Moss] What do you do?
Llewelyn Moss: I'm retired.
Carson Wells: What did you do?
Llewelyn Moss: Welder.
Carson Wells: Acetylene? Mig? Tig?
Llewelyn Moss: Any of it. If it can be welded I can weld it.
Carson Wells: Cast iron?
Llewelyn Moss: Yeah.
Carson Wells: I don't mean braze.
Llewelyn Moss: I didn't say braze.
Carson Wells: Pot metal?
Llewelyn Moss: [annoyed] What did I say?

Anton Chigurh [about to kill Wells]: And you know what's going to happen now. You should admit your situation. There would be more dignity in it.
Carson Wells: You go to hell.
Anton Chigurh: Let me ask you something. If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?
Carson Wells: Do you have any idea how godd**n crazy you are?
Anton Chigurh: You mean the nature of this conversation?
Carson Wells: I mean the nature of you.

[MoonHunter]

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Indiana Jones: I've got a bad feeling about this.

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Mutt Williams: You're a *Professor?*
Indiana Jones: Part-time.

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Mutt Williams: Well what's he gonna do now?
Marion Ravenwood: I don't think he plans that far ahead.
Marion Ravenwood: Yeah...
Indiana Jones: [pops out from the inside of the truck with a bazooka] Scooch over will ya, Son?
Mutt Williams: Don't call me 'Son'. Don't.
Indiana Jones: I think I'd cover my ears if I were you!
[Indy shoots a rocket at a giant tree cutter but it sends the large circular blade bouncing straight for them, cutting through other trucks as it goes]
Indiana Jones: *Duck!*

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Mutt Williams: You know, for an old man you ain't bad in a fight. What are you, like 80?

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Mac: We were younger.
Indiana Jones: We had guns!

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Mutt Williams: Get on, Gramps!

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Mutt Williams: [Irinka Spalko holds sword up to Mutt's neck] Woah! Wait, wait, wait. Stop, stop, stop, stop!
Mutt Williams: [grabs comb out of pocket and combs hair] I'm ready.
[to Indy]
Mutt Williams: Don't give these pigs a thing.

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Mutt Williams: I don't understand. Why the legend about the city of gold?
Indiana Jones: Well, the word for 'gold' translates as 'treasure.' But their treasure wasn't gold, it was knowledge. Knowledge was their treasure.

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Mac: Jonesy!
[Indiana punches Mac in the face]
Mac: You broke my nose!
Indiana Jones: I warned you.

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Agent Irina Spalko: This warehouse, where you and your government have hidden all of your secrets. Yes?
Indiana Jones: This is a military warehouse. I've never been here before in my life.

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Agent Irina Spalko: [Irina has Marion and Indiana hostage] So Dr. Jones, you will help us?
[a soldier cocks a pistol and points it at Marion's back]
Agent Irina Spalko: A simple 'Yes' will do.
Indiana Jones: Oh Marion, you had to go and get yourself kidnapped.
Marion Ravenwood: Not like you did any better.
Indiana Jones: Same old, same old.

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Mutt Williams: Name's Mutt. Mutt Williams.
Indiana Jones: Mutt?
Mutt Williams: Yeah.
Indiana Jones: What kind of name is that?
Mutt Williams: It's the one I picked. You got a problem with it?
Indiana Jones: Take it easy.
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Marion Ravenwood: [about 'Mutt'] His name's Henry.
Indiana Jones: Good name.
Marion Ravenwood: He's your son.
Indiana Jones: Why didn't you make him finish school!

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Indiana Jones: Drop dead!
[Dovchenko punches him in the face]
Indiana Jones: I'm sorry; I meant drop dead, *comrade*.

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Mutt Williams: Grab the snake!
Indiana Jones: Stop calling it that! Call it something else!
Mutt Williams: Like what?
Indiana Jones: A rope! Call it a rope!
Mutt Williams, Marion Ravenwood: Grab the rope!

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Marion Ravenwood: I'm sure I wasn't the only one to go on with my life. There must have been plenty of women for you over the years.
Indiana Jones: There were a few. But they all had the same problem.
Marion Ravenwood: Yeah, what's that?
Indiana Jones: They weren't you Honey.

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Indiana Jones: [crashes into a truck windshield after a failed swing from his whip] d**n, I thought that was closer... .

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Indiana Jones: [Mac holds his arms up when they are surrounded by Russian soldiers] Put your hands down will you, you're embarrassing us.

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Mutt Williams: A scorpion just stung me, am I gonna die?
Indiana Jones: How big?
Mutt Williams: Huge!
Indiana Jones: Good.
Mutt Williams: Good?
Indiana Jones: When it comes to scorpions, the bigger the better. Small one bites ya, don’t keep it to yourself.

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Indiana Jones: [Mutt gets out his knife, ready to fight two KGB agents; both agents pull out guns] Looks like you bought a knife to a gun fight.

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Indiana Jones: Why don't you stick around, Junior?
Mutt Williams: [chuckles] I don't know. Why didn't you, Dad?
Professor 'Ox' Oxley: [scoffs] Dad...
[gives Indy a questioning look]
Professor 'Ox' Oxley: Dad?
Indiana Jones: Somewhere you Grandpa is laughing.

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Professor 'Ox' Oxley: How much of human life is lost in waiting?

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Dean Charles Stanforth: We seem to have reached the age where life stops giving us things and starts taking them away.

[MoonHunter]

Broken Arrow (1996)

My personal favorite quote from the movie
Giles Prentice: I don't know what's scarier, losing nuclear weapons, or that it happens so often there's actually a term for it.

My second one,
Vic Deakins: Would you mind not shooting at the thermonuclear weapons?

Others:

Vic Deakins: Battle is a highly fluid situation. You - You plan on your contingencies, and I have. You keep your initiative, and I will. But what you don't do is share command. It's never a good idea.

Riley Hale: You're out of your mind.
Vic Deakins: Yeah. Ain't it cool?

Riley Hale: I'm serious, Deak, your mind has taken a walk off the map.
Vic Deakins: Maybe. But I'm still gonna kick your ass.

Terry: Clyde, what exactly does a suspicious truck look like?

[Murometz]

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a sonofa&^%$@"

--Jack Nicholson (heh, dont remember which movie)

[Scrasamax]

Dude, when I am the voice of reason, reason is totally *screwed*

Dave, Code Monkeys

[MoonHunter]

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a sonofa@!#$@!"

--Jack Nicholson (heh, dont remember which movie)

In a press conference or press release. It is not from a movie. It is all Jack.

Some others he did:
"Once you've been really "bad" in a movie, there's a certain kind of fearlessness you develop.
Applies to GMs

"I don't want people to know what I'm actually like. It's not good for an actor.

“There's only two people in your life you should lie to...the police and your girlfriend.

[Chaosmark]

Spider-man (2002)

"Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words: "With great power comes great responsibility." This is my gift, my curse. Who am I? I'm Spider-man." ~Peter Parker

[Scrasamax]

'Don't burden yourself with the secrets of scary people'
Falconi - Batman Begins

[Murometz]

David Mamet (famous playwright)

upon hearing that the star of his latest broadway show, Jeremy Piven (entourage) quit the show suddenly w/o notice, citing out of all things, "mercury poisoning". Dubious, Mamet was asked for a comment.

"I didn't know he had such a high mercury count. I wish him all the best in his new career as a thermometer"

[yashawn]

Sholay Bollywood movie

Gabbar  :  Kitane aadmi the?
Kaliya: Sardar..do aadmi the.
Gabbar: Do aadmi ?.. SOOWAR KE BACHCHO.. woh do the aur tum teen
        .. phir bhi waapas aagayeye . khaali haath.. kya samaz kar aaye the?..

[Murometz]

can we get a translator! ^

[Pariah]

I don't know how accurate this is...  But wikiquote had this, which seems to match, with the added bonus of translated text.

Gabbar: Hmmmm.... Kitane aadmi the? (How many were they?)
Kaliya: sardar.. do aadmi the. (Two)
Gabbar: hmmm.. Do aadmi ? .... SOOWAR KE BACHCHO.,kankhi chele. woh do the aur tum teen..
 phir bhi waapas aagayeye . khaali haath..
 kya samaz kar aaye the?.. sardar bahot khus hoga sabasi dega kyoon? DHIKKAR HAI ...
 Arre O Saambha... kitna inaam rakkhe hai sarkaar ham par? (Sons of swines, they were two and you people were three. Yet you have come back empty handed.

What were you thinking... boss will congratulate you. (Asks Sambha) how much money has the government put on my head?)

[MoonHunter]

Speed Racer - The Live Action Cartoon (Really, that is the best tag line for it)

Spritle: Go, Speed, Go!
Spritle: [sees Racer X and Inspector Detector at the front door] It's Racer X, The Harbinger of Boom!

Rex: [to young Speed, on the track at Thunderhead] Feel that shimmy? That's your hind legs trying to outrun your front.
 Young Speed: What do I do?
Rex: Stop steering, and start driving.

Speed: Racing hasn't changed, and it never will.
Racer X: It doesn't matter if racing never changes. What matters is if we let racing change us. Every one of us has to find a reason to do this. You don't climb into a T-180 to be a driver. You do it because you're driven.

Speed: It's going to be okay.
Mom: You wouldn't lie to your mother, would you?
Speed: Never again.

Rex: [to Speed] Stop steering and start driving. This ain't no dead piece of metal. A car's a living, breathing thing, and she's alive. Feel it talking to you. Telling you what she wants, what she needs. All you gotta do is listen. Close your eyes and listen.

Mr. Royalton: A million dollars to the driver that takes out Racer.
Cannonball Taylor: He won't even get out of the blocks.
Mr. Royalton: I prefer him to not even make it out of the locker room.

Speed: Haven't any of these drivers read the rule book?


Mom: [to Speed] We just have to stick together... and something good will happen. You'll see.

Trixie: Since when did winning become so important?
Speed: It is important. You gotta win if you want to keep driving, and that's what I want to do. It's the only thing I really know how to do.
 Trixie: That's not true.
Speed: Come on, I wouldn't have made it out of high school without your help.
Trixie: Okay, that's true.

Pops Racer: You think you can drive a car and change the world? It doesn't work like that!
 Speed: Maybe not, but it's the only thing I know how to do and I gotta do something.

Racer X: [about Rex] I'm sure if he were here, he'd be immensely proud of you.
Speed: For what? Making the same mistakes he did?
Racer X: For trying to make a difference.

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Favorite Quote

Trixie: Oh my god, was that a ninja?
Pops Racer: More like a NON-ja. Terrible what passes for a ninja these days.

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Mom: [catching Spritle playing with his chimp in the living room] Hey, what are you two doing?
 Spritle: Nothing.
Mom: Was that the same nothing that broke my last couch?
Spritle: No, that was a totally different nothing.

Pops Racer: That show's in German.
Spritle: Not the monkey parts.