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Offline maeve Elric Lothlorien

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« Reply #175 on: May 27, 2004, 04:47:03 AM »
Pulp Fiction Quotes!

Jimmie: Now let me ask you a question, Jules: When you drove in here, did you notice a sign out in front that said, "Dead n****r storage"?
Jules: Jimmie...
Jimmie: Answer the question! Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead n****r storage"?
Jules: Naw man, I didn't.
Jimmie: You know why you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Jimmie: 'Cause storin' dead n****rs ain't my @!#$in' business...

Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, mother@!#$er! Say "what" one more godd**n time!
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a &^%$@?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A &^%$@?
Brett: NO!
Jules: Then why you trying to @!#$ him like a &^%$@, Brett?
Brett: I didn't!
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to @!#$ him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be @!#$ed by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

[Jules shoots the guy on the couch during Brett's interrogation]
Jules: Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?
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« Reply #176 on: June 29, 2004, 05:59:32 PM »
Me, I'm a dishonest man.  And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.  Honestly!  it's the honest ones you have to watch out for, because you can never tell when they're about to do something incredibly stupid."
~Captain Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean

I may not be an explorer, or an adventurer, or a treasure-seeker, or a gun fighter, Mr. O'Connell, but I am proud of what I am.  An what is that?  I'm... a librarian!
~Evy Carnahan from The Mummy

We have ridden the lengths and bredths of the land, in search of the finest knights in Britain! May we speak with your Lord and Master?"
What - ridden on a horse?
Yes, we have ridden since the snows covered this land. Through the Kingdom of Mercia, through-
You're using coconuts!
So?
You're using two empty halves of coconuts and your bangin' em together!
Look, may we please speak with your Lord and Master?
Where'd you get the coconuts?
We found them!
In Mercia? The coconuts tropical!
The swallow may fly south in the sun, or the housemarton may seek warmer climbs in winter, yet these are not strangers in our lands!
Are you suggestin' coconuts migrate?
Not at all! They could be carried.
What, a swallow carrying a coconut?
It could grip it by the husk!
It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple matter of weight ratios. A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut!
It doesn't matter!
No look, in order to maintain air speed velocity, a swallow must beat its wings forty-three times every second. Am I right?
I'm interested!
Am I right?
(other soldier joins the conversation)It could be carried by an African swallow!
Oh an African swallow may be, but not European swallow, thats my point.
Oh yeah, I agree with that.
Look, may I please speak with-
Wait a minute, suppose two swallows carried it together carried it together!
(Arthur trots off)
No, no... they'd have to have it on a line.
Well, simple! They could use a stran of tree bark.
What, held under the dorsel-guided feathers?
Well why not?
~Guys from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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« Reply #177 on: August 01, 2004, 06:02:12 PM »
Tom: *pulls fire poker out of holder* "All right Peter, let's get it on!
Peter: *assumes fighting stance* "I must warn you, I studied under the ancient Chinese martial arts master Chung-Li!"
Tom: "Oh, well I hope he showed you how to pull a fire poker out of your ass!"
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« Reply #178 on: August 01, 2004, 09:18:12 PM »
"Such heroic nonsense..." Megatron, Transformers the Movie

"No one would follow an uncharismatic bore like you"
"No one calls Soundwave uncruzamatic!"  Constructicons and Rumble, Transformers the Movie

"I have summoned you here for a purpose"
"No one summons Megatron!"
"Then it pleases me to be the first." Megatron and Unicron, Transformers the Movie

"I wasn't worried for a microsecond."
"Then you didn't understand the situation." Arcee and Hotrod, Transformers the Movie

"They've got more sharkticons than we have photon charges, we cant destroy them all, but we can give them one heck of a repair bill!" Hot Rod, Transformers the Movie

"Why throw away your life so recklessly?"
"Thats a question you should ask youself." Megatron and Optimus Prime, Transformers the Movie

Anyone get the idea I liked that movie. I do some Monty Python, but that seems to have been well covered.
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« Reply #179 on: August 02, 2004, 06:10:11 AM »
The best one of all time!

"Abazaba you my only freind" - Half Baked
Being me is dificult...that why I was chosen because im d**n GOOD!

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« Reply #180 on: August 02, 2004, 08:01:01 PM »
Maybe self-improvement isn't the answer.... Maybe self-destruction is the answer. -  Fight club

You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake.  You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else, and we are all part of the same compost pile. - Fight Club

 "I want to take his face... off. Eyes, nose, skin, teeth. It's coming off!" - Face Off

"When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked."

"Yeah, but John, if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists." - Jurassic Park

"Revenge is a dish best served cold
Old Klingon Proverb" - Kill Bill Vol. 1
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« Reply #181 on: August 03, 2004, 09:54:08 AM »
The Graduate Label:
?: "Coo coo ca choo, Mrs. Robinson."

Army of Darkness:
Ash: Klaatu verrata nectu.
Wise man: Again.
Ash: Klaatu verrata nectu.
Wise man: Again.
Ash: I got it, I got it. I know your d**n words, right?

Ash: Klaatu verrata n... Necktie... Nickel... It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word!

Interview with the Vampire:
Lestat: "Your body's dying. Pay no attention."

Claudia: "I'll put you in your coffin."

My Fair Lady:
Professor Henry Higgins: Why can't a woman be more like a man?

My Girl:
Justin: Feel my aura.
Vada Sultenfuss: I don't think I'm allowed to.

My Girl 2:
Vada Sultenfuss: Why is it boys talk so much, when they have nothing to say? And girls have plenty to say, but no one will listen?


Wow, it's guite hard to find the Quotes in English.. And the English titles of the movie.. But I got it!  :wink:

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« Reply #182 on: August 07, 2004, 12:50:19 AM »
-This is like Cassablanca, just without the heroes.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and ask the Bartender: “Do you serve skeletons here?”

Times being what they are the wily Bartender replies: “sure, we serve anyone.”

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« Reply #183 on: August 09, 2004, 08:21:12 PM »
Zoo lander quote! yay!

[After he pokes a girl with a pin]
Mugatu: Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building like now!

Elvira- misstress of the dark.

Elvira: Revenge is better than Christmas!

Ace Ventura!

Fulton Greenwall: Bumbawe Atuna... Bumbawe Atuna...
Ace: Bumblebee tuna! Bumblebee tuna! Excuse me... Your balls are showing...
[smiles]
Ace: Bumblebee tuna!

Quinn: Something wrong, Mr.Ventura?
Ace: Of course not, this is a lovely room of death.

Bottom: Guest house Paradiso

Eddie Elizabeth Ndingombaba: Chef's hurt himself.
Richard Twat: How bad?
Eddie Elizabeth Ndingombaba: Indescribably. He hit is head on this frying pan seventeen times...

Mrs Hardy: [ordering breaksfast] Where do your eggs come from?
Richard Twat: Ermm.. Hens vaginas?.

Animal House

Clorette has just passed out]
Larry's evil conscience: @!#$ her. @!#$ her brains out. Suck her tits, squeeze her buns. You know she wants it.
Larry's good conscience: For shame! Lawrence, I'm surprised at you!
Larry's evil conscience: Aw, don't listen to that jack-off. Look at those gazongas. You'll never get a better chance.
Larry's good conscience: If you lay one finger on that poor sweet helpless girl, you'll despise yourself forever... I'm proud of you, Lawrence.
Larry's evil conscience: You homo.

Bottom (again)

[Talking about the Parrot]
Richie: Is Dave attacking that Seagull?
Eddie: Either that or he's shagging it.
Richie: No the seagulls attacking him! Now with the left, now the right, that's it Dave that's how you fly away.
Eddie: Come on Dave, take your coat off! Kick him where it hurts!
Richie: Ouch! He's kicked himself in the bollocks hasn't he?
Eddie: Look there go all the seagull's mates, flying off, laughing and with Dave's wallet....

Richie: Do you know I went to Yoga? I did! If I'd got up to level twenty I might have been able to @!#$ myself. As look would have it, I got to level thirteen, accidently sneezed and blew myself inside out. What I thought was a rather funky goatee beard turned out to be my pubic hair. I couldn't see it anyway though because I had two bollocks hanging in front of my eyes. I was in surgery three days, three whole days before the surgeons stopped giggling.
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« Reply #184 on: August 10, 2004, 11:54:25 PM »
Mr. Shickadance (In demonic growl): Ventura!
*pause*
Ace Ventura: Yes, Satan?
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« Reply #185 on: August 20, 2004, 11:54:48 AM »
"So you were an artist. BIG DEAL! 'Elvis' was an artist! But he still joined his service in time of war. That's why he is the KING! And you're a shmuck!" Serendipity (Dogma)

"Shop smart. Shop S-mart." Ash (Army of Darkness)

"No married man kisses his wife like that? Are you stoned?" Bartelby (Dogma)

"He's not the messiah he's a very naughty boy!" Brian's Mum (The life of Brian)

"Would you give a man a foot massage?" Vincent Vega (Pulp Fiction)

"You're walking around with a wasted girl... and a bag of fertilliser. You don't look like your average ******* horticulturist." Winston (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels)
"Set a man a fire keeps him warm for a day... Set the man ON fire and keep him warm for the rest of his life."

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« Reply #186 on: October 27, 2004, 04:15:36 PM »
Im not sure if anyone has used this one but it's from one of my favortie movies....The usual suspect.

"...the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist..."

-Kevin Spacey as Verbil Kent.
" If you guys had listened to me and killed everyone, less people would have gotten hurt.".

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« Reply #187 on: October 28, 2004, 05:28:41 AM »
"Get your &^%$@ ass in the kitchen and bake me a pie!"
 - Cartman, South Park
" If the muse comes to your bedside, don’t tell her you’ll f?$! her later."- Allen Ginsberg

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« Reply #188 on: November 19, 2004, 09:51:12 AM »
id ask you to join me.........(smiles) but i dont want to - denzel washington in out of time.  im still waiting to get a chance to say that

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« Reply #189 on: March 31, 2005, 10:05:39 AM »
It's Showtime!  Mr. Incredible in The Incredibles.

Every superhero needs a good tag line. It is part of the genre, along with costumes.  I am wondering if the Fantastic Four movie will include "It's Clobber'n Time!!!!" and "Flame On".

Of course, we have had good supers movies and bad supers movie.  Since the FF has already had a BAD! movie, (I mean the movie was so bad, everyone sued to have their name removed from the credits and nobody wants to release it at all. It is so bad, you can't even get a pirate copy), this one will obviously be good. (Reference the Trek Movie Law... Even numbered movies DON'T SUCK)
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« Reply #190 on: April 21, 2005, 10:42:59 PM »
"You can't expect to wield supreme power just cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!"-Field Peasant Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"If I went round sayin' I was an emperor just cause some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!"-Field Peasant Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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« Reply #191 on: April 23, 2005, 12:28:04 AM »
"Why is there a watermelon there?"

"I'll tell you later."

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« Reply #192 on: April 25, 2005, 02:55:15 PM »
Oh, one of my favorite movies and the triolgy that came after it was wonderful too.

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« Reply #193 on: May 01, 2005, 09:49:59 PM »
"He's got towels, run away!"-Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"Ford, I think i'm a sofa."-Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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« Reply #194 on: May 02, 2005, 08:09:36 AM »
"I have an I.." WHACK!!

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« Reply #195 on: May 02, 2005, 02:42:43 PM »
Quote from: "MoonHunter"
Every superhero needs a good tag line. It is part of the genre, along with costumes. I am wondering if the Fantastic Four movie will include "It's Clobber'n Time!!!!" and "Flame On".

It think I heard a "flame on" in this trailer: http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/fantastic_four/international/internet_exclusive/large.html

I also look forward to Batman Begins. Anything with Gary Oldman in it has my attention.
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« Reply #196 on: May 20, 2005, 10:52:07 AM »
You know you want to do it. We all know you have seen it. It has to have had some good quotable line.

I just wish I have seen it, but movies are not in this months fiscal budget and next month's movie is probably going to be Batman. (Darn children are expensive.) So I might have to wait for video....

So I have to live vicariously through all of you. Quote it. Quote it now.

Heck you can even quote Episode I and II, just to get us in the mood. I know there are a bunch of closet rebels out there (and even more closeted Imperials). Quote it.
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« Reply #197 on: May 21, 2005, 12:38:01 AM »
'' You were the Chosen One! You were supposed to destroy the Sith,not join them! Bring balance back to the force,not leave it in darkness!'' -Obi-Wan Kenobi


  ''I didn't turn against the Jedi,they turned against me.''-Darth Vader
 

  ''Failed,I have.''-Yoda
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« Reply #198 on: May 21, 2005, 02:50:08 AM »
"I can feel your anger!"

"Are you threatening me, Master Jedi?"

"The Dark Side of the Force is the key to certain powers that some consider to be unnatural..."

And related to Emperor Palpatine
Probably the best and most real-world applicable quote in the entire movie:

"So this is how liberty dies; with great applause."
-Padme Amidala, hearing the acclamations and clapping of the Galactic Senate when Palpatine announces the institution of the Empire.
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« Reply #199 on: June 04, 2005, 07:04:47 AM »
I've got a few from different movies + 2 anime series:

"I'm a god. I can shape-shift. I can create stuff out of nothingness. I can alter the fabric of reality. So please quit being a knucklehead." - Loki, Son of the Mask

"Murder's a new trick for a robot, congratulations." - Del Spooner, I Robot

"Whacking. I'm hell at whacking" - Det. John Book, Witness

"I was out of the frying-pan and into the freezer, I thought I was going to die in this place" Tidus, Final Fantasy X

"I bet if I put enough bullets into your skull you will stay down for good. So let's cut to the chase. Start begging."Alucard, Hellsing

"No matter where we are, we're all connected." - Lain Iwakura, Serial Experiments Lain
I'm a god. I can shape-shift. I can create stuff out of nothingness. I can alter the fabric of reality. So please quit being a knucklehead.