Author Topic: Favorite Movie Quotes (Read 43342 times)

VladTepes · « **Reply #150 on:** November 29, 2003, 10:19:52 PM »

sorry if this has ben posted before

"that d**n kid is sitting on the esquilator "sorry i butchered that" again" - brodie, mallrats

"they know me here" - brodie, mallrats

penguin · « **Reply #151 on:** November 29, 2003, 10:24:23 PM »

i want you to hit me as hard as you can
-tyler durden

penguin · « **Reply #152 on:** November 30, 2003, 03:29:02 PM »

"I cant feel my toes, Wait a minute I dont have any toes! I think I need a hug" Donkey from Shreck

"Ogers are like... Onions. Ogers have layers and onions have layers, you get it we both have layers."
"Well not everybody likes onions" Shrek to Donkey and so on and so forth

"No ding ding with out the wedding ring" Robbin Hood Men in Tights

I cant think of any others right now

Fairlane · « **Reply #153 on:** December 11, 2003, 08:18:28 AM »

Hey, I'm not sure but isn't there any quotes from Quentin Tarantino films?

Well, the most legendary: "C'mon, let's get a taco."
- Reservoir Dogs

"What's your favorite color?"
"Blue... no! Yellowaaarggh!"
- Monty Pythons Holy Grail

Fairlane · « **Reply #154 on:** December 11, 2003, 08:23:31 AM »

"C'mon Morte, let's go, shake a leg."
"You know, sometimes I think you're just some walking curse who's destined just to follow me."
"Look who's talking."

- Nameless One and Morte in Planescape Torment

"Hamsters and rangers everywhere, rejoice!"

- Minsc in Baldur's Gate II

Fairlane · « **Reply #155 on:** December 11, 2003, 08:44:06 AM »

Yeah, that last one should probably be at the normal quote section but... what the heck! Yeah, and there should be a thread for the almost legendary sayings and scenes what have occured during the Pen and Paper or LARP sessions. I've been a DM for seven years and I think I'm not the only who would have dozens of hilarious stories about the actions of PC:s and NPC:s.
Well, this was just proposal.

Ria Hawk · « **Reply #156 on:** December 11, 2003, 11:15:56 AM »

The other quotes thread is about RPG moments. And some of them do get rather involved.

nitouken · « **Reply #157 on:** December 11, 2003, 11:39:34 AM »

"This will teach you to f*ck around with Yakuza! Go home to your mother!"
"The Bride" while spanking a young Yakuza member with her sword
-Kill Bill

Fairlane · « **Reply #158 on:** December 11, 2003, 06:20:57 PM »

"That'll do pig"
- End scene in Babe

penguin · « **Reply #159 on:** December 17, 2003, 07:58:43 PM »

"Ooh! Conversation a word with four syllable's. Would you like some ice before your brain over heats?"
"Yeah, you could chip it off your heart. If you could find it."
~Triple X

Shadoweagle · « **Reply #160 on:** December 19, 2003, 08:41:51 PM »

'Stop blowing holes in my ship!!' - Quote: Jack Sparrow; Pirates of the Carribean.

Andimia · « **Reply #161 on:** December 21, 2003, 07:08:47 PM »

we are no longer the knights who say "Ni" we are now the knights who say, "iky iky iky pcung zoo moing!"

Strolen · « **Reply #162 on:** December 21, 2003, 09:30:18 PM »

"That'll do donkey."

Crossing the bridge in Shrek

penguin · « **Reply #163 on:** March 04, 2004, 10:59:39 AM »

"Do you know the Muffin Man?"
"The Muffin Man?"
"THE MUFFIN MAN!!"
"Yes I know the Muffin Man."
"Shes married to the Muffin Man."
"The Muffin Man?"
"THE MUFFIN MAN!!!"
"Hmmm. She's married to the Muffin Man."

Gingerbread Man and lore Farquad (sp?)
Shrek

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #164 on:** March 09, 2004, 04:21:36 PM »

"We are the shadow that comes in the night and says 'Arrr'!" -Captain of the Ninja-Pirates, Nodwick
(Yeah, I know, that's a comic, so sue me.)

maeve Elric Lothlorien · « **Reply #165 on:** May 05, 2004, 04:04:20 AM »

"My name is Inego Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." The Princess Bride
Bottom: when Rich asks Eddie to smell his breath...
Rich: Eddie! does my breath smell?
Eddie: * Takes a long, over exagerated sniff*
Eddie: Does the pope s**t in the woods?
Rich: NO! why?
Eddie: Coz it smells like hes shat in your mouth!

And last but not least...a good half of everything Rik Mayall says in 'Drop dead fred'
"Dog poo...Dog poo...Smelly...Smelly...dog poo!"
(d**n Juvenile, but i like it!)

sniperspy · « **Reply #166 on:** May 07, 2004, 10:39:29 PM »

(From Dumb and Dumber)
*Lloyd talking to Mary*
"What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me gettin together?"

*Walking through dessert, bus of beautiful bikini-clad women drives up*
Woman1:Excuse me, we're going on a three month tour, and we're looking for a couple of oil boys to grease us up before competition! You know where we can find some?"
Harry:*with an excited look in his eye*Oh boy, are you in luck!...........There's a town, about 2 miles that way *points to his right* I'm sure you can find a couple of guys there!"
*Women drive off confused*
*Lloyd turns to Harry and grabs him, a panicked look on his face*
Lloyd:You idiot! Do you realize what you've done?
*Both guys run after the bus!*
Guys:WAIT! WAIT!
*Bus stops in street, and guys catch up*
LloydYou have to excuse my friend here, he's a little slow!"
*girls grin!*
Lloyd: Ya, the town is THAT way!
*points to his left!*

Man, how stupid can you be!

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #167 on:** May 07, 2004, 11:07:34 PM »

"You can't swear. You're a monk."
"Actually, I'm only a friar. I can swear all I like. Dammit."

"Tell the Devil, please, to let them live!"

"Night is the best time for digging graves!"

"What can I do to repay you?"
*Leans in and whispers*
"...But you can't do that. You're a monk."
"Actually, I'm only a friar."

Agar · « **Reply #168 on:** May 11, 2004, 01:59:05 PM »

Kate: Go on grab it.

Friar: You grab it. One thing I've learned is never be the first to reach into a viscious fluid.

-a short time later-

*bad lady screams*

Friar: What did I tell you?! Viscious fluid!

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #169 on:** May 11, 2004, 04:12:00 PM »

"Are you going to lead them to where the cure is?!"
"No, I'm not!"
*slam to the ground*
"Yes...I...Am..."

maeve Elric Lothlorien · « **Reply #170 on:** May 12, 2004, 02:27:12 PM »

MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL
QOUTES
"I wave my private parts at your aunties"

" You cheesy lot of second hand electric donky-bottom biters"

"let us taunt it! it may become so cross that it will make a mistake"

EVIL DEAD, ARMYOF DARKNESS QOUTES

"Ash: What's the matter? Were you raised in a barn? Shut the door. Probably was raised in a barn with all the other primitives."

"Ash: Well hello Mr. Fancy-pants. I got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things right now. Jack and s**t... and Jack left town."

"Ash: Yeah. Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up. See this? This is my boomstick!"

maeve Elric Lothlorien · « **Reply #171 on:** May 12, 2004, 02:32:30 PM »

UH? i cant even spell 'Quote' anymore!
At times like these i need a horse blanket...

Barbarian Horde · « **Reply #172 on:** May 17, 2004, 08:44:51 PM »

They killed Fritz! They killed Fritz! Those lousy stinking yellow fairies! Those horrible atrocity filled vermin! They killed Fritz!
Hey Max I'm alright, it's just a scratch!
There you go again, blowing my lines, costing me medals. Oh d**n!
*Shoots Fritz*
Fritz? Get up for God's stake get up! They killed Fritz! They killed Fritz! Those lousy stinking yellow fairies! Those horrible atrocity filled vermin! They killed Fritz!

CaptainPenguin · « **Reply #173 on:** May 17, 2004, 09:31:32 PM »

"Dead Tom is dead!"

Pirate Penguin · « **Reply #174 on:** May 26, 2004, 07:42:31 AM »

From the new crapy matrix crap:

"You can come in OVER MY BIG DEAD ASS!"

Author Topic: Favorite Movie Quotes (Read 43342 times)

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