(From Dumb and Dumber)
*Lloyd talking to Mary*
"What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me gettin together?"
*Walking through dessert, bus of beautiful bikini-clad women drives up*
Woman1:Excuse me, we're going on a three month tour, and we're looking for a couple of oil boys to grease us up before competition! You know where we can find some?"
Harry:*with an excited look in his eye*Oh boy, are you in luck!...........There's a town, about 2 miles that way *points to his right* I'm sure you can find a couple of guys there!"
*Women drive off confused*
*Lloyd turns to Harry and grabs him, a panicked look on his face*
Lloyd:You idiot! Do you realize what you've done?
*Both guys run after the bus!*
*Bus stops in street, and guys catch up*
LloydYou have to excuse my friend here, he's a little slow!"
Lloyd: Ya, the town is THAT way!
*points to his left!*
Man, how stupid can you be!