Favorite Movie Quotes

[Almatari]

Sorry, Seriously. Well, I guess I am the youngest here. this topic having been discussed before. So all I can say is "I didn't do it. I know nothing!"
"wutch you talkin bout Willis?"

[Ria Hawk]

THis should make some people feel better:  
"I see nothing, I know nothing!" - Shwartzy, Hogan's Heroes

[Almatari]

Yes! that is where it is from! I was thinking M*A*S*H. The other one is from ... Oh phoo! I forget!

[Agar]

Hogan's Heros! Yha!!!

Sgt. Hans Schultz: John Banner

"Missed me by that much." - Maxwell Smart, Get Smart

Who else remebers watching "Laugh in"?

[sniperspy]

well I am still Lord Helmet around here, and I say "Comb the Dessert" -Spaceballs!

[sniperspy]

"I see you have the ring, and I see your Scwartz is as big as mine!" -Lord Helmet (Spaceballs)

[Almatari]

"I am Leroy Nimble (sumtin like that) and remember keep looking at the skiiis...Skys skys"~Simpson's (The one where Mr. Burns is an alien)

[sniperspy]

"Feels like I'm wearin' nothin at all...nothin at all...nothin at all"  -Ned Flanders, (distracts Homer)

[Almatari]

'"Kowabunga Dude!" Dad, I've never said Kowabunga in my life'~Bart (Behind the Laughter)

[CaptainPenguin]

"Kids, your dad's gonna be just fine!"
(Turns to adults)
"Allright, everyone. Put on your corpse-handling gloves."-Park Ranger, the Simpsons

"We're combing the desert for clues!"-Troopers, Space Balls

"I am Dark Helmet!"-Dark Helmet, Space Balls

"Who's that?"
"A naked Indian."-Garth and Dream Guy, Wayne's World II

[sniperspy]

the first spaceballs qoute was never said.

The black guy that had the small comb said "We ain't found s**t!"

[Ria Hawk]

"Did you see anything?!"
"No sir!  I didn't see you playing with your dolls again!"  - Dark Helment and Col. Sanders, Spaceballs

"What knockers!" - Dr. Frankenstien, Young Frankenstien

"Stepanak, if I throw you off, it'll be in the middle of the Atlantic.  Board the d**n boat."  - Capt. Tom Dodge, Down Periscope

[sniperspy]

"Someone just dropped 35 cents."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes sir! There were two nickles and a quarter."
       -Radar and Captain (When a nearby sub had a guy drop his change) "Down Periscope."

[Siren365]

"You can't handle the truth!" - A Few Good Men (that line cracks me up for some reason)

"You don't have the sense God gave a donut, do you?" - The Shipping News

"What are you lookin' at? You're all a bunch of f-ckin' a--holes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be.You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your f-ckin' fingers, and say 'that's the bad guy.' So, what'll that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth, even when I lie.. So say goodnight to the bad guy. Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell ya..." - Scarface

"I neva f-cked anybody over in my life, who didn't have it comin' to 'im, you got that? All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, you understand?" - Scarface


"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse." - The Godfather

"Whatya gonna do? Nice college boy, eh? Don't wanna get mixed up in the family business? Now you wanna gun down a police captain because he slapped you in the face a little bit, huh? Whataya think this is, the Army, where you shoot 'em a mile away? You gotta get up close like this... badaBING! you blow their brains all over your nice Ivy League suit. C'mere... you're taking this very personal." - The Godfather

[CaptainPenguin]

You like Mafia movies, don't you?

[Agar]

"Last week we learned how to saw a woman in half. This week we will learn how to saw a woman in to three parts and hide the pieces." - Monty Python, sociopathic magician right before being chased by cops.

Voice Over  "In this picture there are forty people. None of them can be seen. In this film we hope to show how not to be seen."  
 CAPTION: 'HM GOVERNMENT, PUBLIC SERVICE FILM NO. 42 PARA 6. 'HOW NOT TO BE SEEN''  

Voice Over  "This is Mr E. R. Bradshaw, of Napier Court, Black Lion Road, SE5. He cannot be seen. Now I'm going to ask him to stand up. Mr Bradshaw will you stand up please?  "
 In the middle distance a smiling holidaymaker in braces, collarless shirt and hankie, stands up. There is a pause. Only the sound of the wind. Then a loud gunshot rings out. Mr. Bradshaw crumples to the ground  

Voice Over  "This demonstrates the value of not being seen.  "
Cut to another location - an empty area of scrubland  

Voice Over  "In this picture we canot see Mrs. B.J. Smegma of 13, The Cresent, Belmont. Mrs Smegma will you stand up please.  "
 There is a pause. Almost on the edge of the frame in the distance a pepperpot stands up, proudly. Immediately a shot rings out and she leaps in th air and dies. Cut to a bush some distance awy on open land  

Voice Over  "This is Mr Nesbitt of Harlow New Town. Mr Nesbit would you stand up please." (nothing happens) "Mr Nesbitt has learnt the first lesson of not being seen. However he has chosen a very obvious piece of cover." (the bush explodes; cut to a shot of three bushes) "Mr. E.V. Lambert of 'Homeleigh', The Burrows, Oswestry, has presented us with a poser. We do not know which bush he is behind, but we can soon find out." (the left-hand bush explodes, then the right-hand bush explodes, finally the middle bush explodes; there is a muffled scream; the smoke subsides) "Yes it was the middle one."  

More scripts to Python episodes:

http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/justthewords.htm

[sniperspy]

Monty Python, now there is a series we could be here quoting forever!

[Almatari]

No Doubt  Love MP

[Almatari]

"Shut-up."
"I don't shut-up I grow up and when I look at you I throw up."
"And your mother comes around the corner and licks it up."~Stand By Me.

"Now what he said was 'Sic him boy' but what I heard was 'Chopper Sic balls'"~Stand By Me

"Come on guys lets get a move on"
"Yeah, by the time we get there the kid wont be dead anymore"~Stand By Me.

"By the time you get back I will be on the other side relaxing with my thoughts"
"You use your left or right hand for that?"~Stand By Me

(Yes, I was watching the movie as I typed this)

[CaptainPenguin]

Monty Python is the funniest, yo.

"Who wants a moustache ride?"-Thorny, Super Troopers

[sniperspy]

"What is your favorite color?"
"Blue!...No wait...Green...AAAAAGGGHHHHHHH!"
    -The idiot knight who is cast into the pit of despair for getting the question wrong!

[Barbarian Horde]

My Cousin Vinny - "I got no more use for this guy" - Joe Pesci

Fast Times at Ridgemont High - Spicolli crashes car kid brother says " My brothers gonna kill us." Spicoili "I can fix it". Kid Brother "he's gonna s**t". Spicoli " Well which is dude? Is he gonna kill us or he's gonna s**t?" Kid Brother "First he's gonna s**t then he's gonna kill us".

Spicoli looks outside the window and says "I can fix it. Relax, my Dads a TV repairman and has this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it"

[Siren365]

I love mafia movies! Hmmm, what gave me away?

[Ria Hawk]

"He's not gonna kill us.  He's not that nice."  - One of the Hammerhead Bros. in the Super Mario Bros. movie.

"That general's gonna be s**tting kittens when he finds out that money's counterfiet."
"Yeah.  Let's tell him."  - Riggs and Murtaugh, Lethal Weapon 4

"Diplomatic immunity!"
*Shoots the guy in the head* "It's just been revoked."  - Bad guy and Murtaugh, Lethal Weapon 2

"Why can't you just be a good boy and die?"
"You first."  - Alec Trevelyn and James Bond, GoldenEye

"Kill him.  The man just will not take a hint."  - Alec Treveylan, GoldenEye

And from my own personal sayings:  "One should not irritate former CIA spooks, for they know many ways of hurting you."

[Citisized Slick Face]

"Momma says the reason y alligators are so ornery is because they have all those teeth and no toothbrush"  CAN ANYONE GUESS WHAT MOVIE?