You cant drop a fireball a foot away and expect not to get burned
Magic hurts your friends, theyll hate you if you summon a meteor storm in the middle of the main battle.
you cant chants the words to a spell in public without being look upon as either a cultist, or a retard
Magic is only for those that can contain their emotion, because a pissed mage will do something much more drastic than a pissed ranger.
A mage would lead every party, but they always seem to lose the arm wrestle.
haste has long term effects on the target
Dark magic and light magic depend on how you use them
Everyone is born with the gift of magic, most loose it to stupidity
Be sure that you don't acidentally summon acid to heal your allies
If I spell is the only thing that can get you out of a situation, youre sure to fail
Remeber that a magically summoned parachute has a time limit
Pernounciation is everything with a verbal spell
With all the requirements for a spell, no wonder we have to go to school to learn them
Some of these arn't as much laws, as they are statings.
Hunger is what will bring you down, litteraly.
spells backfire when you don't want them to
When chosing spells, the most powerfull one in never the answer
Never try to burn a fire elemental
Spells attain from gods are not spells. there hallucinations
You arnt supposed to know how spells work, so dont ask
If you don't get some of these, its because not all of them were ment for comedy