A penguin, wearing a ridiculous pirate get-up, complete with tattered seaman's jacket, floppy, wide-brimmed hat, rose-lensed goggles, and a wooden toy sword painted gold, pulls up a chair. It is then that Rohrim realizes that he is sitting a bar, with a roaring crowd getting boisterously drunk around him.
"D'arr! Aye, we be here, matey. I be Cap'n Penguin. Have some grog." the penguin says, and slides a frosty mug of frothy, foamy, bubbling, salty grog across the table.