Quotes...got any?

[Luke Lavin]

* CaptainPenguin alerts Chompy the Tap-Dancing Bear that laughs long and deeply when has a bad feeling about why, CaptainPenguin is greatly confused by, yet strangely approving of, Luke Lavin's curses and wondering why Shadoweagle is deeply satisfid and yet strangely insulted over Luke's pondering and CaptainPenguin's quite disturbed nature when Shadoweagle is overwhelmed with an acute sense of nostalgia on CaptainPenguin's reflection of Shadoweagle's showing of deep intrigue with CaptainPenguin's pondering over Shadoweagle's pondering of that long and deep laughter.

thats a good one.  

[Shadoweagle]

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"I bought a couple of droids today, from the freaky little hooded creatures - The big one is sort of effeminate and annoying, and I think the little one has an amputee inside!"
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"You've got a pea on your head, dear..."
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"Crying is for little girls, babies, and men who just had their ears ripped off"
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"I am oobie do benubi, I have the silliest name in the galaxy."

"Whats your middle name?"

"Scooby doobie"

"Oobie do, scooby doobie benubi?"

"One, and the same!"
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"My Uncle soon-dead and Aunt gonnabiteit need me to help with the harvest!

"Wait a minute! What were they're names!?"

"Soon-dead and gonnabiteit? Oh my gosh!!!"
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"Theyve been clipped!"
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"This is the work of black-helmet man..."

"Who?"

"Your father.. er uh, a farther! A farther away man!"
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"Excuse me, black helmet man, but our super space-station can easily thwart any actions of the thumbellion!"

"Do not underestimate the power of the thumb!"

"Oooh, dont try to scare us with your ooby-doobie magic, dark helmet man. Your 'Im a horriying warlock and im going to get you with my mystic potions' talk, sickens me! I laugh at you and your, 'I'm a frightening warlock, threats of hostility'. Why dont you gather some frogs-legs and eyes-of-a-newt and conjure up a potion that can get you your face back, and perhaps make you one mere ounce less pathetic than you truly are!!?!!"

*Chokes*
"Or not!"

"Any other comments?"

"I have a question - why do we all speak in these british accents when we are from outer space and there is no britian?"

*Choke*
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[CaptainPenguin]

"You are bad. I am good. Bad-good. Bad-good. Badgood. Badgoodgoodbad. Badbadgoodbadgoodbadbadgood. Badgoodoogbad. Badoogab. Bagad. Bagoobad. Goobadbadbadad. Egad, bad dad."

[CaptainPenguin]

"Naughty pastry!" -A friend of mine.

[Luke Lavin]

"Miguel wake up! d**n't miguel you sleep all the time and Miguel why are you snorting?  Hey what's that white stuff on your nose? Miguel come back here!"
   -Unamed Religion Teacher at my school

[penguin]

"Prepare for the eye gougeie of doom" friend of mine while playing "Lunch Money"

"If it weren't for my horse..."  Lewis Black

[Kassil]

This one requires a minor explanation... I a White Wolf game involving a bunch of vampires as NPCs, with the PCs being a pair of Werewolves and a Mage, this came up during a pitched battle... The werewolves were busy ripping through all the little vampiric underlings, and the mage had by this point slipped into a form of uniquely Magelike lunacy known as quiet...

Vampire Leader: "Fool! You shall know the wrath of the princes of the night!"
My mage: "...Prince of the night, huh?" *pause, followed by him drawing a sword that resembled a fragment of blackest space - complete with a couple stars shining along the length of it... "Buddy, I AM the night. Now get out of my turf."

[morpheus]

All around me darkness gathers,
Fading is the sun that shone.
We must speak of other matters,
You can be me when I'm gone.

Flowers gather in the mourning,
Afternoon they blossum on.
Soon are withered by the eveing,
You can be me when I'm gone.

[Grevenon]

"Hard to tell, always in motion the future is." -Yoda

"Whenever you fail, fry, fry a hen." -The Red Fern Grows.

"Still a crybaby are you? Go ahead! Cry!" -Jecht (FFX)

"Man, you don't want to cross my mom. She'll turn into the Hulk!" -friend of mine

"Haha. He likes sausage over taco." -same friend as before

"Well I hope that [the monk] taught you how to take a firepoker out of your ---!!!" -Ashton Kutcher (Just Married)

[MoonHunter]

"The Truth only hurts when it ought to", Her Majesty

"You're the heroes?" Innocent
"I know. I wonder about that too." MoonHunter

"You're rescuing me?" Victim
"Nah. We are kidnapping you again for your own good." MoonHunter

"If we are the heroes, I am betting on the bad guys."  MoonHunter

"We are the wrong people in the wrong place, at the right time. Of course we are heroes. "  MoonHunter

"Go to Hell"
"Been there. Done that. DID NOT STOP FOR THE T-SHIRT!" MoonHunter.

"You must learn to kill with perfect love in your heart."  Bear
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"I'll settle for learning to do it efficiently and leave the philosphical crap for later." MoonHunter, the early years.

"If you do that, you will be no better than The Evils."  Lisen
"I'll learn to live with it."  MoonHunter

"You are the most Evil man I know." Lisen
"You really need to get out more." MoonHunter

"You are truly Evil." Lisen
"Maybe, but I am on your side." MoonHunter

"You are Evil."  Lisen
"Yah but chicks dig it. Good Guys never get the girl." MoonHunter

"In the battle of Good vs Evil, I have an unshakeable belief that Good will win in the end.  It is the point spread that I have a problem with."  MoonHunter

"Today is a good day to die." Bear
"No. Today is not a good day to die. Maybe Tommorow. Let me check my calander."  MoonHunter

"Today is a good day to die." Bear
"Geeze, lets plan something for tommorow so you have something to live for."  MoonHunter

"Today is a good day to die." Bear
"You are willing to sell your life too cheaply.  If we die on this mission, we deserve to be punished."  MoonHunter

"Today is a good day to die," Bear
"Did you finally get laid?" MoonHunter

"Today is a good day to die." Bear
"If you die today, you will not be the hero. You get to be the hero by making the other poor smuck die for his cause."  MoonHunter

"No. Fckn way I am doing that. " Bear
"I thought you said today was a good day to die."

"What kind of monster are you?" Lisen
"The kind that makes sure the world will still be here tommorow."

"I thought you were one of the Good Guys," she says recoiling in horror at the acts committed.
"I am. Imagine how bad the Bad Guys are." MoonHunter

"Good thing you are stupid. You make a perfect hero that way."  MoonHunter

"If we do the greater good, we are all expendable." MoonHunter

"Nobody dies unless I kill them," MoonHunter when in charge of the mission/ team.

"If you are not at peace with yourself and your God, you are in the wrong line of work Hero. " MoonHunter

"Why are we doing this again? Right. Because if we don't there won't be a world to wake up in tommorow."  MoonHunter

[CaptainPenguin]

I take it, Moon, that your character is not the paragon of goodness?

[MoonHunter]

Oh... yah... right.... it was my character who said that.

*whistles tunelessly* while trying to look innocent.

ummm. nah. lets not mention what I was doing when I uttered most of those.  

MoonHunter is a paragon, just one of the Dirty Harry... post modern cynical kind.

A couple of these phrases have been recycled into gaming, mostly when I was playing cyberpunk, but most of them were live.

[Luke Lavin]

"...It's a wonder your still alive.  Will someone get this walking carpet out of my way?!"

[MHunter]

Many cool quotes can be found at this link.  There are too many to easily cut and paste, so check the link.  Be warned, there is a little off color language in this list (the other reason I am not cutting and pasting).

http://www.serenadawn.com/BestRolePlayLines.htm

[Strolen]

Those are some GREAT quotes!!

[Ria Hawk]

"You're WHAT?!?"
"Ree, Queen of Thieves, and a woman personally known to me to be the furthest thing from a lady, is attending a FANCY DRESS BALL?!"
*Explosive laughter*
"Laugh while you can, smart asses!  *pause*  And find some place to steal a suit.  Cos you're both coming with me."
"What?"
"Uh, Ree, we don't do parties."
"I don't do dresses.  Get over it."    - Tobias, Jeremiah, and Ree (The head of the Theives' Guild)

"That gown... has been in my family for nine generations."
"I'm sure it had moths."   - Count Tristan le Vehrs and Ree, upon Ree burning an heirloom dress

"My lady!  Where are you going?"
"Away."
"When will you return?"
"I shan't."
"But.... your father..."
"Hang my father!  Literally if you like!"  - servant and Rhianne d'Artos

[CaptainPenguin]

"Ivanos! Ivanos! Hey! Ivanos!"
"I'm not Ivanos."
"Ivanos! Remember that time we went down to the Polis and got those bottles of..."
"I'm not Ivanos."
"...Arcturan peasant wine, and then we went out in the swamps and got attacked by that..."
"I'm not Ivanos!"
"...lizard-thing?! Eh?! Wasn't that neat?! And remember that time we..." -A drunk Duke and Cyrantos the Quick-Fingered

[Ria Hawk]

"If you do not wish to lose an eye or two, and possibly one or more limbs, I suggest you let go of my hair."  - Ree, Queen of Thieves

"You should have more respect for your betters!"
"I have plenty of respect for my betters.  It just so happens that I don't consider you one of them."    - an insufferable noble and Ree

[Araith]

"Jesus saves! Everybody else, roll for damage."

[TsarDragon]

I only have a few right now in my head I may think of more as I go along and I'll have more later.

"Harry, that is NOT the remote." Draco- from a fan fic I read.

"Draco, that's NOT the remote either."  Harry- ^dido

"BEGONE FOUL BEAST!!!  Bring it on you sorry excuse for a protozoa!!  Shut the heck up! Who the heck would want to eat your foul tasting hand anyhow?  Catch me if you can you queer old cat fart!  Quit yapping and get in there already!"  Bikky from -FAKE-

"So tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?" Hiei from YYH.

"BITE ME!  Fricker!  I'm SO cornfusled.  Why?"  me!


"You might want to warn him that if anything bad befalls you, or you don't come back, I'm going to track him down and kill him by several methods that will get me enshrined in the Torture Hall of Fame."  Achmed from the Rhapsody triology.

I shall have more too!

[Centolloir]

The song "This isnt' what we meant", whose lyrics someone posted, appears on the album Dead Winter Dead, by Savatage. Great album, even greater band. Check it out

Great cuotes from all of you, by the way, keep it up

[MHunter]

Crossbows don't kill people, quarrels do.

One who smiles in a crisis is probably confused...or a malevolent source.

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional!

[Magus]

"Your princess may not be perfectly safe. I suggest that i remain here the night so that i may watch over her. We should also share the same room, even the same beddings, if she is to be perfectly safe."
                                                                      -Miroku the monk

[CaptainPenguin]

[Michael Jotne Slayer]

So this is the monk you wish to be named after huh?

I do not have any quotes, sadly.