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Re: Quotes...got any?
« Reply #100 on: October 09, 2006, 12:22:53 AM »
 "There are some who desire knowledge merely for its own sake; and that is shameful curiosity. And there are others who desire to know, in order that they may themselves be known; and that is vanity, disgraceful too. Others again desire knowledge in order to acquire money or preferment by it; that too is a discreditable quest. But there are also some who desire knowledge, that they may build up the souls of others with it; and that is charity. Others, again, desire it that they may themselves be built up thereby; and that is prudence. Of all these types, only the last two put knowledge to the right use."
-St. Bernard

"The dark is generous, and it is patient, and it always wins - but in the heart of its strength lies weakness: one lone candle is enough to hold it back.
Love is more than a candle.
Love can ignite the stars."
-Matthew Stover, Revenge of the Sith

"Your analogies really are the best."
"I know. I'm like a shark. I just have to... keep making analogies."
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"If you see the Noid, tell him if he ruins the freshness of my pizza, I'll snap his neck."
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"Its just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?"
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Re: Quotes...got any?
« Reply #101 on: October 14, 2006, 12:01:12 AM »
"Dude your phone's ringing."
"Phone's rining Dude."
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Re: Quotes...got any?
« Reply #102 on: October 18, 2006, 09:45:15 PM »
"It's candy that tastes like chicken, if chicken were candy." -Toki Wartooth

"Holy crap, are those arms?" -Cyanide and Happiness

"Live and don't learn, that's us." -Calvin & Hobbes

"You...you know about the rubber band thingy?" -Bucky Katt, Get Fuzzy

"God hates New Jersey." -T-shirt

"I'll get you a satanic mechanic." -Dr. Frank N' Furter, Rocky Horror Picture Show

"So bitter is it that death is little more" -Dante, Divine Comedy


"Any day I can say quirk, is a good day."  :D



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Re: Quotes...got any?
« Reply #103 on: October 31, 2006, 11:23:47 PM »
"Guys!  Guys!  Guys, you're scaring the straights!"  - Dr. Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters II

"Ray, I would like to shoot the monster, can you move please?" - Dr. Egon Spengler, Ghostbusters II

"Why am I drippings with goo?" - Yanash, Ghostbusters II

"We made our toaster dance." - Winston, Ghostbusters II


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Re: Quotes...got any?
« Reply #104 on: November 02, 2006, 11:07:39 AM »
I blame Ria for all of this.......

[business is terrible at Ghostbusters]
Janine Melnitz: [answers the phone] Hello, Ghostbusters... Yes, of course they're serious... You do?... You have?... No kidding. Just gimme the address... Oh sure, they will be totally discreet. Thank you
[hangs up]
Janine Melnitz: WE GOT ONE!
 
>>>>>>>>>>>>

Gozer: [Evil voice] Are you a God?
Dr Ray Stantz: [Looks at Peter, Peter nods] No.
Gozer: Then... DIE!
[Electrocutes the Ghostbusters; pushing them to the edge of the apartment building; people screaming]
Winston Zeddemore: Ray, when someone asks you if you're a *God*, you say "YES"!
 
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Dr Ray Stantz: Gozer the Gozerian... good evening. As a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension.
Dr. Peter Venkman: [Sarcastically] That oughta do it. Thanks very much, Ray.

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Dr. Egon Spengler: There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
Dr. Peter Venkman: What?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Don't cross the streams.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Why?
Dr. Egon Spengler: It would be bad.
Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad"?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Dr Ray Stantz: Total protonic reversal.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.
 
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Dr. Peter Venkman: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Nice shootin', Tex!

>>>>>>>>>>>>

Dr. Peter Venkman: All right! This chick is TOAST!
Dr. Peter Venkman: [the team walks toward Gozer] Grab your sticks.
Dr Ray Stantz, Winston Zeddemore, Dr. Egon Spengler: HOLDING!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Heat 'um up!
Dr Ray Stantz, Winston Zeddemore, Dr. Egon Spengler: SMOKIN'!
[Gozer growls]
Dr. Peter Venkman: Bang 'em hard!
Dr Ray Stantz, Winston Zeddemore, Dr. Egon Spengler: READY!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Let's show this prehistoric &^%$@ how we do thing downtown. THROW IT!
 
>>>>>>>>>>>>

Winston Zeddemore: Hey, wait a minute. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hold it. Now, are we actually gonna go before a federal judge, and tell him that some moldy Babylonian God is going to drop in on Central Park West, and start tearing up the city?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Sumerian, not Babylonian.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yeah. Big difference.
Winston Zeddemore: No offense, guys, but I've gotta get my own lawyer.
 
>>>>>>>>>>>>

Dr. Egon Spengler: I'm worried, Ray. All my readings point to something big on the horizon.
Winston Zeddemore: What do you mean, big?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Well, let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. Based on this morning's reading, it would be a Twinkie thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds.
Winston Zeddemore: That's a big Twinkie.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Dr Ray Stantz: You know, it just occurred to me that we really haven't had a successful test of this equipment.
Dr. Egon Spengler: I blame myself.
Dr. Peter Venkman: So do I.
Dr Ray Stantz: Well, no sense in worrying about it now.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Why worry? Each one of us is carrying an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back.
 
>>>>>>>>>>>>

Dr. Peter Venkman: Oh,okay. I get it.  We only get one chance at this people. Close your minds. Don't think of anything.
Gozer: (Instantly) The Choice is made!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Whoa! Ho! Ho! Whoa-oa!
Gozer: The Traveller has come!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Nobody choosed anything!
[turns to Egon]
Dr. Peter Venkman: Did you choose anything?
Dr. Egon Spengler: No.
Dr. Peter Venkman: [to Winston] Did YOU?
Winston Zeddemore: My mind is totally blank.
Dr. Peter Venkman: *I* didn't choose anything...
[long pause, Peter, Egon and Winston all look at Ray]
Dr Ray Stantz: I couldn't help it. It just popped in there.
Dr. Peter Venkman: [angrily] What? *What* "just popped in there?"
Dr Ray Stantz: I... I... I tried to think...
Dr. Egon Spengler: LOOK!
[they all look over one side of the roof]
Dr Ray Stantz: No! It CAN'T be!
Dr. Peter Venkman: What is it?
Dr Ray Stantz: It CAN'T be!
Winston Zeddemore: What did you DO, Ray?
Dr Ray Stantz: Oh, s**t!
[they all see a giant cubic white head topped with a sailor hat, Peter looks at Ray]
Dr Ray Stantz: [somberly] It's the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Dr. Peter Venkman: We've been going about this all wrong, this Mr. Stay Puft's okay, he's a sailor, he's in New York, we get this guy laid we won't have any trouble.
 
>>>>>>>>>>>>

Dr Ray Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!
Mayor: Is this true?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes it's true.
[pause]
Dr. Peter Venkman: This man has no dick.
Walter Peck: Jeez!
[Charges at Venkman]
Mayor: Break it up! Hey, break this up! Break it up!
Walter Peck: All right, all right, all right!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Well, that's what I heard!

>>>>>>>>>>>>

Dr. Peter Venkman: Ray has gone bye-bye, Egon... what've you got left?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Sorry, Venkman, I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.
 
>>>>>>>>>>>>

Janine Melnitz: Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?
Winston Zeddemore: Ah, if there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say.

>>>>>>>>>>>>

Dana Barrett: [possessed by Zuul] Do you want this body?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Is this a trick question?

>>>>>>>>>>>>

Winston Zeddemore: Do you believe in God?
Dr Ray Stantz: Never met him.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Dr. Peter Venkman: Hee hee. "Get her." That was your whole plan. I like it; it was scientific.
 
>>>>>>>>>>>>

Library Administrator: What's has that got to do with it?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Back off, man. I'm a scientist.

>>>>>>>>>>>>
And a personal favorite
Dr. Peter Venkman: I've been slimed.
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Re: Quotes...got any?
« Reply #105 on: November 02, 2006, 04:05:28 PM »
Glad to be of service.  My turn.  Of course, you've already gotten most of the good ones.

Dana Barrett (to Peter Venkman): "You are so odd...

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Egon Spengler:  "Venkman, shorten your stream!  I don't want my face burned off!"

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Ray Stantz:  "Your girlfriend is living in the corner penthouse of Spook Central."

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Dana Barrett (possessed by Zuul): "There is no Dana.  Only Zuul."

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Peter Venkman: "What are we doing today, Zuulie?"



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Re: Quotes...got any?
« Reply #106 on: November 03, 2006, 09:27:17 PM »
I can only think of one at the moment.

Step 1. Find your cousin.
Step 2. Get your cousin in the cannon.
Step 3. Find another cousin.
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a lot of rp characters stay in inns, here are some real-life houskeeping quotes.
« Reply #107 on: November 20, 2006, 12:05:47 AM »
these are some work quotes, may not be as funny as when you're surrounded by other women in maid outfits (I work in a fancy 10 room upscale inn that dosent allow children)
bear in mind that we could make a sailor blush, so if you're faint of heart read no further. and do keep in mind we're joking,but it makes being a maid enjoyable... slightly.

most common quote said by me while cleaning bathrooms/showers:
"Oh god I hope that's soap"

my boss (who's 26) instructing somebody on cleaning the whirlpool:
worker: "How many hairs can i leave in here?"
boss: "this is a five star hotel so only two max. Holiday Inn allows eight."

myself when I feel a strange object wrapped in the bed sheets:
"Oh god I hope that's the [tv] remote."

one of my co-workers cleaning a bathroom floor:
"I'm dead serious, Sasquach must have been sighted in here last night. no human could shed this much in one day."

maid one: "Is that a pillow fort?"
maid two: "I think its more like a pyramid."

"Don't look at me, all I'm good for is cleaning toilets."

coworker explaining to me why it's important to make sure the door to the service stairs is locked:
"It like being in an insane asylum, we want to keep all the crazy people up there."

Boss: "If we ever find a dead person in a room I quit."
myself: "Amen."
co-worker: "me too."

"I don't want to find any more suprises in this room unless it's in the form of a large tip."

"We're going to need some serious therapy after cleaning this room."

a peaceful afternoon hand-pressing sheets in the ironing room:
"Quiet blondie or thoes nylons will become a permanent part of your skin."
followed by a pause and the speaker trying to maintain a serious face

so next time you run a campaign and an inn is involved, give a small cameo to the housekeeping staff. they've seen things that would make an ordinary person insane.
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Re: Quotes...got any?
« Reply #108 on: January 04, 2007, 12:02:16 PM »
Quotes to Ponder for Writers

VOLTAIRE - "Art must entertain and enlighten. To do only one, is a waste of time and effort."

HARLAN ELLISON - "Put everything down on paper, you can edit the crap out later."

FRANK SINATRA - "Work as if immediately after finishing the project you are going to drop dead, and it is by this one thing, and this one thing only, that you will be remembered...or forgotten."

HOWARD HAWKS - "There are five simple rules for telling a good story: you must have a scene where everybody cheers the hero, and a scene where they all boo the villain, a scene where they gasp in horror, a scene where they burst into laughter, and DON'T *$#% UP THE REST!"

ERNEST HEMINGWAY - "From page one, light a fire under the reader that is only extinguished with the words 'The End'."

ROBERT A. HEINLEIN - "The first line of a novel denotes the basic thrust of the entire work."

FAULKNER - "There is truly only one plot in all of fiction - the human heart in
conflict with itself."
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Re: Quotes...got any?
« Reply #109 on: January 23, 2007, 10:15:37 PM »
"Iron Spike: 1
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« Reply #110 on: January 24, 2007, 09:40:51 AM »
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Re: Quotes...got any?
« Reply #111 on: January 25, 2007, 12:57:07 AM »
"There's definitely a very slim chance we might survive." - Egon Spengler, Ghostbusters
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« Reply #112 on: January 25, 2007, 11:41:38 PM »
That should be in http://www.strolen.com/guild/index.php/topic,127.210.html

I feel like I should have a little yellow flag or some yellow cards and a black and white shirt.  Tweet! Foul. Posting in the Wrong Thread, Offense. 5 yards!

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« Reply #113 on: January 26, 2007, 01:57:20 AM »
And you posted how many Ghostbusters quotes on the previous page?
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Re: Quotes...got any?
« Reply #114 on: January 29, 2007, 12:27:30 AM »
I know. I should be flogged. I think I posted them in both.

So more quotes anyone?
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Re: Quotes...got any?
« Reply #115 on: February 25, 2007, 05:42:01 AM »
"Axe dude on your back, parasite on your lef- did you just shoot that guy in the crotch?"  - me
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« Reply #116 on: February 26, 2007, 02:01:35 PM »
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler. " - Albert Eistein(1879-1955) German-born American Physicist

"Better be wise by the misfortunes of others than by your own." - Aesop(620-560BC) Legendary Greek Fabulist

"It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about. - Dale Carnegie(1888-1955) American Educator

"Four things to learn in life: To think clearly without hurry or confusion; To love everybody sincerely; To act in everything with the highest motives; To trust God unhesitatingly. " - Helen Keller(1880-1968) American Blind/Deaf Author, Lecturer, Amorist

"Don't wait for the last judgment. It takes place every day." - Albert Camus(1913-1960) Algerian-French Novelist, Essayist, Playwright

Found a source for quotes   www.yuni.com
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« Reply #117 on: February 26, 2007, 04:26:54 PM »
More work quotes (reminder: I work in a hotel)

Meghan (my boss): "I'm almost as good as Jesus!"

Meghan: "You suck at your job, no offense."
Me: "None taken."

Me: "the water looks blue"
Sheila: "It's green"
Me: "It's blue"
Sheila: "It's green"
Me: "that's not a very positive color for bathtub water"
Sheila: "Green is a positive color you &^%$@!"

Meghan: "They're just jealous because we get to drink on the job." (we don't I swear)

Meghan examining sheets: "is this chocolate or blood?"
Me: "for our sanity its chocolate, but contaminated chocolate, have some gloves."

Meghan: "This bed is the hardest to make because you have to work around this darn pole."
Me: "I thought that you're good at working around poles, BAZZZZZZZZZING!"

Me (singing to my boss): "Anger doesn't look good on you."
Meghan: "have you ever heard of the word insubordination!" (it's her favorite word)

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Re: Quotes...got any?
« Reply #118 on: February 26, 2007, 05:22:00 PM »
"What the hell is wrong with you?  You're a chaos god, not a Barbie doll!" 
"But... it's soft..."   
- A friend and me, during a very bizarre conversation
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« Reply #119 on: March 28, 2007, 02:29:26 AM »
"Nooooo!  My bad-asses!  Curse you, force field!" - Me, don't ask
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Re: Quotes...got any?
« Reply #120 on: March 28, 2007, 06:52:28 AM »
You're doing a good job, of course everything you've made in the last four hours are rags, but you've made them in a very efficient manner.

No I don't know what wrong with it, that's your job. I just know there is something wrong with it.

Don't make me get out my green marker.

Socks not picked up, yarn not tied on, not using the blue lights or the blue dye, what do you do for the 8 hours you are here?

That's your opinion. It's my job to tell you that you are wrong.

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Re: Quotes...got any?
« Reply #121 on: May 29, 2007, 07:55:09 PM »
To do all that one is able to do, is to be a man; to do all that one would like to do, is to be a god.

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Re: Quotes...got any?
« Reply #122 on: May 30, 2007, 08:23:25 PM »
Q:"you could start by telling me how it feels to hunt down other varient thirteen for the cudlips at the UN" (ie: his fellow mutants)
A:"Remunerative"-Black man, (known as 'Thirteen' in the US) By richard K morgan

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"Of course I am. If i've got to talk to myself, I don't see why I should do it sober" -altered carbon (the guy is in two bodies)
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Re: Quotes...got any?
« Reply #123 on: June 01, 2007, 09:37:44 PM »
"Some of my best friends are hallucinations." - me
Sometimes angels fall from grace, and sometimes heroes die.

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« Reply #124 on: June 02, 2007, 08:47:29 PM »
"May you slay a thousand children." -Teblor saying of good luck...

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"IT'S SNOWING!!!"  - Myself when ash from a nearby wildfire was falling in nice, pretty, snow-sized flakes.
They were immediately and absolutely recognizable as adventurers... They were hardy and dangerous, lawless, stripped of allegiance or morality, living off their wits, stealing and killing, hiring themselves out to whoever and whatever came. They were inspired by dubious virtues.  China Mieville - Perdido Street Station