Ra is walking across the grassy knoll, when he hears a sound from a nearby pool. Gurgled barks are emerging from a black dog, struggling in the pool.
‘Help!!!!’ cries a female voice from the nearby wood, ‘HE-E-E-ELP!!!!’ she screams. Ra doesn’t hesitate. He tears off his jacket (he isn’t wearing any shoes) and rushes into the pool to save the dog. He is an Englishman, you see.
‘H-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-ELF!!!!!!’ cries the voice as Ra rubs the dog dry.
‘You alright then, boy?’ he inquires.
‘WO-OOO-OOOF WOOF!!!!’ barks the dog.
‘Just here?’ The dog nuffs appreciatively.
‘’HEEE-EEEE-EEEL, oh hell!!!!! I’ll do it myself!!!!’
Ra spies Akira and Strolen and Penguin and others up at the Citadel. He runs up to the assembly followed by the dog.
‘Hi CF/Akyra!!!! I’m Ra. (loved your cartoon!!!!!) May your character perform a multitude of roguish tasks.’
(OOC: er, I’m not sure what classes of character there are in this game. Care to enlighten me, CF?)
‘36 green bottles, hanging on the wall…..’ wails Ra…… the dog joins in.
‘Woo-oo-oo woo-oo woo-ooh…..’