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Offline CaptainPenguin

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Are You A Barbarian?!
« on: January 24, 2004, 10:29:30 PM »
Well?!
Are you?!
Take this quiz to find out!
http://www.historychannel.com/barbarians/quiz/barbarian_quiz.html

I'm Barbarian to the Bone!
URAAAAAAAGH!
WRASYA PALKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2004, 12:00:58 AM »
What kind of a person Sighs in disappointment and drives back to their house to brew their own coffee just because their coffe shop is closed!?!?!?!

Yeah!!! To the BONE!
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« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2004, 01:44:44 AM »
Barbarian to the Bone
Attila would be proud. You're unstable, violent, erratic, selfish, maniacal and generally a very unpleasant and dangerous human being. With just a little sprinkle of cannibalism and a healthy dose of pillaging, you'd slide perfectly into Barbarian culture like a sharp sword through human flesh.
 

Bombard the coffe shop and steal the merchandise  :twisted:

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« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2004, 06:16:37 AM »
Barbarian to the Bone
Attila would be proud. You're unstable, violent, erratic, selfish, maniacal and generally a very unpleasant and dangerous human being. With just a little sprinkle of cannibalism and a healthy dose of pillaging, you'd slide perfectly into Barbarian culture like a sharp sword through human flesh.

same here but i slide the swords into people all the time so there
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« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2004, 09:13:20 AM »
Hmmm...
The way things are going, everybody will get the same thing.
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« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2004, 09:56:33 AM »
yep i think so to
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« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2004, 10:59:45 AM »
I filled in random answers and got this

The Average Joe
On the surface you're a model citizen, but deep down there lies a tiny seed of barbaric aggression that evolution has been unable to stamp out. You're not ready to join the ranks of the Goths just yet, but with enough time and enough of life's annoyances, you just might discover the sanctity of savagery.

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« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2004, 11:44:59 AM »
Woo!  Fairly honest answers got me:
The Uncouth Comrade
Like Boss Hogg in a chicken drumstick store, you're only a short step away from plunging over the edge of that giant cliff called society. Sure, you brush your teeth, wash behind your ears and make polite conversation with others, but the instinct of the barbarian is bubbling under the surface of your public persona. Keep it up and the Mongols would be proud to call you one of their own.
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« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2004, 06:40:43 PM »
Yeah! I got this...I think this is a good result...is it? *Meow*

The King of Civility
You're the Crown Prince of Politeness. The Saint of Civility. You'd be more at home with the lounge-suited splendor of The Love Boat, rather than the cut and thrust of a Viking ship.
Barbarian? I don't think so. More like new-born kitten.
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« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2004, 03:47:14 PM »
I'm Uncouth. About where I expected to be.
The 'Barbarian' answers would be too much work for not enough results, usually.
"I grab the sword!"
"Mmkay, you're dead."
"What!?"
"You just grabbed the sword of the god you were just personally responsible for banishing from the world for the next ten thousand years. You just got zapped by around a billion volts of Angry Divine Power. You're dead."

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« Reply #10 on: January 26, 2004, 04:26:24 PM »
Well, they would probably seem less extreme in the medieval times.
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« Reply #11 on: January 26, 2004, 08:04:10 PM »
Or at least more fun.
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« Reply #12 on: April 24, 2005, 02:39:22 AM »
And here are my results!

The Average Joe
On the surface you're a model citizen, but deep down there lies a tiny seed of barbaric aggression that evolution has been unable to stamp out. You're not ready to join the ranks of the Goths just yet, but with enough time and enough of life's annoyances, you just might discover the sanctity
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« Reply #13 on: April 24, 2005, 04:35:39 AM »
The Average Joe
On the surface you're a model citizen, but deep down there lies a tiny seed of barbaric aggression that evolution has been unable to stamp out. You're not ready to join the ranks of the Goths just yet, but with enough time and enough of life's annoyances, you just might discover the sanctity of savagery.

I think it's actually right you know?

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« Reply #14 on: April 24, 2005, 10:31:15 AM »
My AHHW membership would be revoked if I was too civilized (too much hypocricy in human civilization). I am merely uncouth.

Sniff.  

Of course this quiz goes from very civilized, somewhat civilized, reasonable civilized, and total barbarian... did we not miss a few steps between reasonably civilized and total barbarian.
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« Reply #15 on: April 25, 2005, 01:39:29 PM »
Like Boss Hogg in a chicken drumstick store, you're only a short step away from plunging over the edge of that giant cliff called society. Sure, you brush your teeth, wash behind your ears and make polite conversation with others, but the instinct of the barbarian is bubbling under the surface of your public persona. Keep it up and the Mongols would be proud to call you one of their own

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« Reply #16 on: May 17, 2005, 08:53:43 PM »
This test was stupid. Sorry it just was. One knows oh all to well what answers leads too this and that conclusion.

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« Reply #17 on: May 17, 2005, 09:10:24 PM »
The King of Civility
You're the Crown Prince of Politeness. The Saint of Civility. You'd be more at home with the lounge-suited splendor of The Love Boat, rather than the cut and thrust of a Viking ship.
Barbarian? I don't think so. More like new-born kitten.

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Sort of a dissappointing quiz for the history channel.

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« Reply #18 on: June 05, 2005, 09:36:51 PM »
Result here:

Barbarian to the Bone
Attila would be proud. You're unstable, violent, erratic, selfish, maniacal and generally a very unpleasant and dangerous human being. With just a little sprinkle of cannibalism and a healthy dose of pillaging, you'd slide perfectly into Barbarian culture like a sharp sword through human flesh.

Go me!! :D
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