*takes a deep breath*
What the hell!
*Whips out a flamethrower toating wombat and begins to flog the game*
*Sics a dislexic lobotomised chimpanzee with an electric nutcracker after the programers.*
Get 'im! Sic 'im! Crack 'em toes!
*rounds up a cricket with an uzi, a chimpmunk with a shotgun, and a pregnant insomniac platypus with a meat grinder to send havoc on everyone associated with the game.*
That was ... ... ... pointless.