A shadow falls over the courtyard as a gigantic barrel crashes down. A tidal wave of a foamy green liquid rushes over the courtyard, and single figure splashes down into the newly-formed sea of alcohol. This figure is a penguin, dressed in a ridiculous pirate outfit, complete with tattered seaman's jacket, floppy, feather-plumed hat, rose-lensed goggles, and a wooden toy sword painted gold.
"Yarr! I be Cap'n Penguin! Welcome back teh' th' Citadel! Glad yeh' kenned teh' return teh' us!" he says, handing Tyler a frosty mug of foamy, bubbly, salty sailor's grog.