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Offline StrangeLands

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« on: January 03, 2004, 04:02:48 PM »
At long last, I offer myself up to the assembled throng for comment and - doubtless - random abuse and nonsense.  As some of you may have noticed, I've been submitting for a while but... well...  frankly, you're all frighteningly unhinged and it's only Dutch courage that's got me through the door.

*Hic*

So anyway, blancmange turtles floating in a thunderstruck sky.  

Random enough?

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« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2004, 04:10:28 PM »
Morphs into a ferret with antlers and begins singing "OH DANNY BOY... THE PIPES THE PIPES ARE CALLING."

Oh... Nearly forgot. Begins eating daffodils and begins to glow green. Then when the old song is over starts singing the irish national anthem.

WEEE!!! randomness
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« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2004, 05:16:39 PM »
Kassil leans out the door of his lair (it used to be a stable, before he got hold of it) and offers a box of doughnuts. "Welcome, welcome. Have a doughnut, relax. We're not very dangerous, really."

(And yes, you were just offered doughnuts by a 20-foot-long dragon with a 20-foot-long tail.)
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"What!?"
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« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2004, 10:08:14 PM »
A massive sloshing barrel rockets over the top of the wall and smashes over a very large brown spot on the lawn. A foaming green liquid splashes out and expands the brown spot, killing all grass it touches. A whistling sound drifts from above, and a figure splashes down into the pond of grog.
"D'ARR!"
The figure is a short penguin, dressed in a ridiculous pirate get-up. He wears a tattered seaman's jacket, a floppy black hat with a ridiculous purple feather plume, rose-lensed goggles, and a wooden toy sword painted gold.
"YARR! I be Cap'n Penguin, an' I be welcomin' yeh' to our Citadel!"
He then looks strangely confused.
"Err...Eh, usually I have somethin' witty teh' say, but, uh...."
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« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2004, 11:08:13 PM »
*Never got offered donuts when he entered. He came when Kassil was away, and Capt'Penguin was temporarily absent ;_; so he got no grog either*
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« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2004, 04:56:17 AM »
Kassil flicks his tail absently - my, that's a rather long, wickedly sharp-looking spike on the tip - and a doughnut lazily (if something moving a slingshot speeds can be called lazy) smacks into a tray being held up by a random passerby next to Shadoweagle. Said stranger (a half-breed dark elf, by the looks of it) hands the tray over to Shadoweagle, and promptly Gates away.

"Enjoy."
"I grab the sword!"
"Mmkay, you're dead."
"What!?"
"You just grabbed the sword of the god you were just personally responsible for banishing from the world for the next ten thousand years. You just got zapped by around a billion volts of Angry Divine Power. You're dead."

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« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2004, 05:11:17 AM »
*Blinks, shakes his head, then shrugs, munching on said donut* Yay!
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« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2004, 05:07:07 AM »
A figure creeps into the thread sidling into the shadows and looking around suspeciously at all these... er... creatures. After a while it stands up straighter and looks around with a wave to Lands "Gteetings and welcome :) ... this place is not as weird as it looks... eh yes, really" looks slightly aprehencive "Er. then again" eyes Kassil and decides to hide under one of those nice haystacks... yes safe
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« Reply #8 on: January 06, 2004, 06:15:10 PM »
They be wierd.  Not me.  I'm just, ah, shall we say, different...

In any case, welcome.  Avoid the dragons and don't ever ever pick up purple gemstones.
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« Reply #9 on: January 06, 2004, 08:14:33 PM »
"Exit, Kassil is a dragon."  A short, brown-haired woman ambles up, pushing her spectacles up her nose.  "Don't worry.  We're a bunch of crazies, true, but we're reasonably harmless.  I'm Ria Hawk, by the way."
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« Reply #10 on: January 06, 2004, 11:08:55 PM »
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH.

((can't think of anything intelligent to say))

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« Reply #11 on: January 07, 2004, 08:49:49 AM »
Hello exit whats up man and strolen you never have anything intellegent to say
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« Reply #12 on: January 10, 2004, 02:58:14 AM »
Dude!?!?!?!

You can't even spell intelligent correct when it is right there for you to copy!!!

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« Reply #13 on: January 12, 2004, 11:23:29 PM »
Well, he does claim to be the only one with multiple personalities, even though I have three active other personalities.

And why are these people hiding from me? I'm harmless unless annoyed!
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"Mmkay, you're dead."
"What!?"
"You just grabbed the sword of the god you were just personally responsible for banishing from the world for the next ten thousand years. You just got zapped by around a billion volts of Angry Divine Power. You're dead."

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« Reply #14 on: January 14, 2004, 07:28:46 PM »
Why couldn't you be a dragon with an extreme tolerance for the inane parts of life?  ...or are you?
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