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Offline Kassil

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« on: January 01, 2004, 01:11:13 PM »
Due to both the fact that every so often I get an urge to pun someone to death and the fact that "pun magic" is likely to be involved in the GURPS IOU campaign a friend is going to be running, I hereby declare this thread to be a Pun War Zone.

Everyone who dislikes puns, I suggest you leave now before the rest of us pundits start punishing each other by punting puns at each other.
"I grab the sword!"
"Mmkay, you're dead."
"What!?"
"You just grabbed the sword of the god you were just personally responsible for banishing from the world for the next ten thousand years. You just got zapped by around a billion volts of Angry Divine Power. You're dead."

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« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2004, 05:16:49 PM »
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.

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« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2004, 05:17:39 PM »
Those who throw dirt are sure to lose ground.

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« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2004, 05:22:43 PM »
Hoppy to see you joining in, Strolen. It's good to see that someone can handle the punishment of a pun war without giving in to fowl play and running away like a chicken.
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"Mmkay, you're dead."
"What!?"
"You just grabbed the sword of the god you were just personally responsible for banishing from the world for the next ten thousand years. You just got zapped by around a billion volts of Angry Divine Power. You're dead."

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« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2004, 05:35:37 PM »
Many would see the art and beauty of poultry in motion.

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« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2004, 05:38:09 PM »
Holy mackrel, that's a fishy response. I need to retuna my thoughts before I'm forced to clam up.
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"Mmkay, you're dead."
"What!?"
"You just grabbed the sword of the god you were just personally responsible for banishing from the world for the next ten thousand years. You just got zapped by around a billion volts of Angry Divine Power. You're dead."

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« Reply #6 on: January 02, 2004, 01:15:46 PM »
Good grief, this is getting sad. I'm sure we are all down with puns, but you guys are getting downright pathetic. Can't you fluff up your work a little bit? Maybe goose it into a higher dimension? I think I'll keep coming back here, beakause I enjoy it. :)
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« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2004, 04:12:47 PM »
The pun, I fear, cannot be goosed, for such would be fowl play. Besides, the pun is the lowest form of humor, and as such, it must be horrible.

Now, rather than casting a line to make us rise to the occasion, why not dive in and make a splash with the witticisms you apparently hold?
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"What!?"
"You just grabbed the sword of the god you were just personally responsible for banishing from the world for the next ten thousand years. You just got zapped by around a billion volts of Angry Divine Power. You're dead."

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« Reply #8 on: January 02, 2004, 06:00:28 PM »
I see a shepherd has finally chimed in during the game. Don't worry, we all heard you, we just aren't impressed.

If the comments were more pointed we could have a mass occur with you presiding.

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« Reply #9 on: January 03, 2004, 01:07:38 AM »
d**n. Can't think of any good puns.
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« Reply #10 on: January 03, 2004, 01:27:18 PM »
...Sorry, Cap'n, but it seems fitting that the penguin can't take flight in this battle. Maybe next time you'll get a better launch and bomb us all until we're too groggy to fight back.

And Strolen, if his comments were pointed, he wouldn't be a sheepard, he'd be a wolf baying at the lunacy!
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"Mmkay, you're dead."
"What!?"
"You just grabbed the sword of the god you were just personally responsible for banishing from the world for the next ten thousand years. You just got zapped by around a billion volts of Angry Divine Power. You're dead."

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« Reply #11 on: January 06, 2004, 09:21:40 PM »
*faints*
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« Reply #12 on: January 08, 2004, 11:45:42 PM »
I think I set my sights too high last time. However, this time I'm gonna shoot a little straighter, maybe hit my target. I've been rifling through my brain trying to find anything worthy of inclusion in the war, but so far I've been shooting blanks. However, although I think this particular post may be a little more worthy of report, I don't think I need to resort to bullet points to tell you why.
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« Reply #13 on: January 08, 2004, 11:47:07 PM »
Man if I could only just bury you in quotes...
If I don't come up with something soon I might just die!
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« Reply #14 on: January 08, 2004, 11:47:31 PM »
*Faints again*
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« Reply #15 on: January 12, 2004, 11:10:14 PM »
That was a sharp one, Nitouken. Very pointed. Clearly you've been honing your efforts to prove what a cutting wit you have. And I see poor Ria's just fainting left and right - while the good Captain keep floundering about. Very fishy, really...
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"Mmkay, you're dead."
"What!?"
"You just grabbed the sword of the god you were just personally responsible for banishing from the world for the next ten thousand years. You just got zapped by around a billion volts of Angry Divine Power. You're dead."

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« Reply #16 on: January 12, 2004, 11:12:42 PM »
A man's favorite armor... is chainmail.

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« Reply #17 on: January 13, 2004, 01:43:47 PM »
Oh, I got that one!
That's a very good pun to have.
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« Reply #18 on: January 13, 2004, 06:25:28 PM »
Punny. Scale it down would you? I don't want to be shellfish, but I will resort to throwing a line for the halibut. Seriously though, I've got the ammo stocked and shelled. Seals are ready and blowing nicely. En guarde!

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« Reply #19 on: January 13, 2004, 06:31:11 PM »
Ah-hah. I'd recognize that tuna anywhere. Welcome to the fray, Foxfire. It's just about your style - like a tin kazoo in a rowboat full of police dogs.

Now then, enough with the pointed quips and back to cutting some really horrible puns. Of course, when I showed this to my girlfriend she thought it was a real gas, even with some of the stinkers we've been having here...
"I grab the sword!"
"Mmkay, you're dead."
"What!?"
"You just grabbed the sword of the god you were just personally responsible for banishing from the world for the next ten thousand years. You just got zapped by around a billion volts of Angry Divine Power. You're dead."