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February 2, 2009
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Kosuranda, Princess of Albatrosses    NPCs  (Character Sheet)   (Political)

20. Princess of Albatrosses
Also known as the lady of bad luck, this princess breaks mirrors, spills salt, crosses the paths of black cats and every other superstition known to man. She remains perfectly safe, but the bad luck falls around her like rain. Few are willing to be around her for too long, afraid that her bad luck will rub off on them.

January 21, 2009
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The Tome of Encomiastic Psilomantic Mirabilium    Articles  (Humor/ Editorial)   (Gaming - Genre)

The greatest book ever written! HA-HA!

Cheka Man
January 6, 2009
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Naylor's Ring of Silence    Items  (Jewelry)   (Magical)

The wizard entered the inn, quietly activated his ring and the noise around him of chatting people, clinking glasses and munching of food fell silent. *Peace, perfect peace* thought the wizard.

January 6, 2009
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Thomas Thorne, the Unfortunate Mage    NPCs  (Major)   (Travelers)

Despite his great power, this mage desperately wishes that he was just average, so people would stop trying to plant axes in his back.

December 30, 2008
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The Fringe Lands    Locations  (World)   (Any)

An incredible world of magic, adventure… And curry, for some reason.

December 29, 2008
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The race of Steve    Lifeforms  (Intelligent Species)   (Any)

A completely average race, similar to humans, but with a few small differences.

Cheka Man
December 28, 2008
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Spennymore's Skating Boots    Items  (Clothes)   (Magical)

Spennymore’s Skating Boots look normal to the untrained eye. It is difficult to mentally connect them to the legends that cling to them, of those who would attack the wearer suddenly ending up head over heels.

Cheka Man
December 20, 2008
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Sproggans    Lifeforms  (Intelligent Species)   (Swamp)

The muggers cornered the little goblin against the wall, when with a hissing noise he suddenly grew to double his size. Muscles bulged out from his body and they lokked at each other, then turned and ran. The Sproggan watched them go and grinned at the thought of how well he had fooled them, and when they were gone he deflated back to his normal size and went on his way.

Siren no Orakio
November 5, 2008
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Hyperdoily    Items  (Home/ Personal)   (Magical)

Its intricate knitting defining all description, the hyperdoily is the world’s best resting place for cookies.

October 9, 2008
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Dandélion    Lifeforms  (Flora)   (Plains)

Fluffy headed plant things with an equally fluffy headed personality

September 24, 2008
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Away From Table Chart    Plots  (Travel)   (Side-Quest)

This random-roll chart is designed for those times when a player unexpectedly misses a game session.  What is their character doing while everyone else is out on an adventure?

September 15, 2008
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Items of Groan    Items  (Other)   (Magical)

While magic if full of odd associations, some are quite "pun-ish". By accident or on purpose, slips of the tongue are there.

August 20, 2008
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Trickster's Tankard (minor and major)    Items  (Other)   (Cursed)

Warning: Trickster’s Tankard may result in alcohol abuse, random bar fights and very angry dwarves, half orcs, orcs, giants and anyone else who enjoys their drink.

Use with caution

August 17, 2008
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Trickster's Charm    Items  (Jewelry)   (Magical)

"Poor girl seems to be losing her mind.  She’s always losing that necklace it seems.  Makes me wonder why she takes it off at all." - Concerned Mother in regards to how absent minded her daughter has become

August 17, 2008
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Turning Fork    Items  (Other)   (Magical)

Zombies make horrible dinner guest. Trying to eat the brains of the host tends to ruin things. 

Well, now you can tell them to fork off with this handy little item.

July 11, 2008
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Rune of Admini    Items  (Computers)   (Magical)

An old device used for giving the common folk a say in the Elder’s plans that has survived to the modern day.

June 1, 2008
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Ways to die    Articles  (Humor/ Editorial)   (Game Mastering)

In the game of paranoia, the damage tables for falls lists heights up to ‘orbital’

April 1, 2008
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Quantum Sheen    Items  (Materials)   (Magical)

"What does this marveous ointment do you ask? It’s easily worth the 50 gold an ounce I’m selling it to you for my friend, I can promise you that. ... You still want to know what it does? Well, it ... it sorta ... and then it ... Here! Just try a sample here and see!"

February 15, 2008
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Frosty's Silk Hat of Sentience    Items  (Clothes)   (Magical)

Frosty the Snowman. Is a fairytale they say. He was made of snow. But the children know. How he came to life one day…

There must have been some magic. In that old silk hat they found. For when they placed it on his head. He began to dance around…

Siren no Orakio
January 5, 2008
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The Cabal of Omnomnom    Society/ Organizations  (Religious)   (Area)

An odd little cult dedicated to the care and feeding of their ‘god’, the Cabal of Omnomnom is slowly depleting the region of…

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Great Magic and Ruination

       By: rickster

With a huge number of sacrificial victims, another realm long ago secretly bound a Prince of the land spirits, Iorstonn by name, thus ensuring the fertility, and improving the magical defences, of their realm. But binding that Prince to one spot has disrupted the weather and magical patterns (ley lines?) over half the continent. Things have become bad enough that a coalition has been formed to rectify the situation, once divinations have established the cause.

Your party is one of the teams assembled to do the rectification: find the binding object and steal it ("so that we can destroy it here in our realm, of course"...*) or destroy it over there. Presumably the Prince will be grateful to his rescuers and angry at the binders, but with a greater spirit like Iorstonn one can never be sure: such beings are "tricksy".

* Of course, the rulers of our realm might want to control Iorstonn for their own ends...

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