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Cheka Man
December 20, 2008
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Sproggans    Lifeforms  (Intelligent Species)   (Swamp)

The muggers cornered the little goblin against the wall, when with a hissing noise he suddenly grew to double his size. Muscles bulged out from his body and they lokked at each other, then turned and ran. The Sproggan watched them go and grinned at the thought of how well he had fooled them, and when they were gone he deflated back to his normal size and went on his way.

Siren no Orakio
November 5, 2008
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Comments: 10
Ideas: 0
Votes: 7 / 3.642857
Hyperdoily    Items  (Home/ Personal)   (Magical)

Its intricate knitting defining all description, the hyperdoily is the world’s best resting place for cookies.

Scrasamax
October 9, 2008
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Comments: 9
Ideas: 0
Votes: 7 / 4.000000
Dandélion    Lifeforms  (Flora)   (Plains)

Fluffy headed plant things with an equally fluffy headed personality

Kinslayer
September 24, 2008
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Comments: 6
Ideas: 0
Votes: 6 / 2.916667
Away From Table Chart    Plots  (Travel)   (Side-Quest)

This random-roll chart is designed for those times when a player unexpectedly misses a game session.  What is their character doing while everyone else is out on an adventure?

MoonHunter
September 15, 2008
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Comments: 19
Ideas: 37
Votes: 7 / 4.285714
Items of Groan    Items  (Other)   (Magical)

While magic if full of odd associations, some are quite "pun-ish". By accident or on purpose, slips of the tongue are there.

Harvengure
August 20, 2008
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Comments: 6
Ideas: 0
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Trickster's Tankard (minor and major)    Items  (Other)   (Cursed)

Warning: Trickster’s Tankard may result in alcohol abuse, random bar fights and very angry dwarves, half orcs, orcs, giants and anyone else who enjoys their drink.

Use with caution

Harvengure
August 17, 2008
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Comments: 6
Ideas: 0
Votes: 4 / 3.500000
Trickster's Charm    Items  (Jewelry)   (Magical)

"Poor girl seems to be losing her mind.  She’s always losing that necklace it seems.  Makes me wonder why she takes it off at all." - Concerned Mother in regards to how absent minded her daughter has become

Harvengure
August 17, 2008
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Comments: 6
Ideas: 0
Votes: 5 / 3.000000
Turning Fork    Items  (Other)   (Magical)

Zombies make horrible dinner guest. Trying to eat the brains of the host tends to ruin things. 

Well, now you can tell them to fork off with this handy little item.

Pieh
July 11, 2008
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Comments: 5
Ideas: 0
Votes: 2 / 3.500000
Rune of Admini    Items  (Computers)   (Magical)

An old device used for giving the common folk a say in the Elder’s plans that has survived to the modern day.

Agar
April 1, 2008
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Comments: 5
Ideas: 0
Votes: 4 / 3.125000
Quantum Sheen    Items  (Materials)   (Magical)

"What does this marveous ointment do you ask? It’s easily worth the 50 gold an ounce I’m selling it to you for my friend, I can promise you that. ... You still want to know what it does? Well, it ... it sorta ... and then it ... Here! Just try a sample here and see!"

Pieh
February 15, 2008
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Comments: 8
Ideas: 0
Votes: 6 / 3.250000
Frosty's Silk Hat of Sentience    Items  (Clothes)   (Magical)

Frosty the Snowman. Is a fairytale they say. He was made of snow. But the children know. How he came to life one day…

There must have been some magic. In that old silk hat they found. For when they placed it on his head. He began to dance around…

Siren no Orakio
January 5, 2008
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Comments: 9
Ideas: 0
Votes: 8 / 3.625000
The Cabal of Omnomnom    Society/ Organizations  (Religious)   (Area)

An odd little cult dedicated to the care and feeding of their ‘god’, the Cabal of Omnomnom is slowly depleting the region of…

Stephie
January 5, 2008
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Comments: 18
Ideas: 9
Votes: 12 / 4.166667
Ways a DM Can Stall an Adventure    Articles  (Humor/ Editorial)   (Game Mastering)

Have you ever been in a position where you needed a quick break but your players were too ancy to break as well?

Siren no Orakio
January 4, 2008
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Comments: 12
Ideas: 0
Votes: 8 / 4.250000
Spathi's Ring of Elusion    Items  (Jewelry)   (Magical)

A coward’s ring, Spathi’s Ring of Elusion allows the magi wearing it easy escape from battle, and a parting shot to be remembered by at the same time.

Kassil
December 29, 2007
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Comments: 4
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Votes: 3 / 3.500000
Clothing of Concealment    Items  (Clothes)   (Magical)

Sometimes, you just need to stash something away - some spare cash, a holdout weapon, your gender…

Drackler
November 10, 2007
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Comments: 12
Ideas: 12
Votes: 8 / 3.375000
Harmless potions    Items  (Potion)   (Magical)

A list of harmless (if sometimes annoying) potions.

Siren no Orakio
October 30, 2007
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Comments: 3
Ideas: 0
Votes: 3 / 3.333333
Captain Hwaln Fusionbelly    NPCs  (Minor)   (Travelers)

Just another Salvorathan captain, one of the surprisingly few, but entrenpenurial folks.

valadaar
October 25, 2007
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Comments: 7
Ideas: 0
Votes: 6 / 4.166667
FMCs Vendo-Quiver(TM)    Items  (Other)   (Magical)

"Tired of lugging about heavy quivers full of arrows?"

manfred
October 17, 2007
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Comments: 16
Ideas: 0
Votes: 7 / 4.214286
Translator of Political Corectness    Items  (Other)   (Magical)

Some items simply go wrong, that happens from time to time. But some are created by weird minds, even downright deranged ones, minds too sick to be healed. Guess where this one comes from.

manfred
October 17, 2007
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Comments: 19
Ideas: 17
Votes: 9 / 3.944444
Silly Items    Items  (Other)   (Cursed)

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the dead mechent of death

       By: celticring

To Dougles Nye money is power, a powerful wizard only newly into lich-hood

Originally the son of servants to a noble family, yet he found that life humiliating. "How could anyone stand to serve another?" he often wondered. His father, was a greedy man who offered an explanation one day “It’s all for the coin, every demanding, humiliating thing. It’s for the coin, boy."

So when Dougles began developing the potential for magic, he found a way out of a life of servitude. Learning magic though stolen books, he made his escape. Taking the all the possessions of the lord’s vaults with him. He set out to gain as much money as possible.

His gifts for magic allowed him many advantages other merchants could only dream of. Capitalized on the use of deviation magic, allowing him to always having what the city he is in needs most, whether that is wheat or weapons, poison or drug doesn’t matter to him.

Some would say he follows war, disease, famine, and political strife like a vulture looking for a nice carcass to claim. What they don’t know is he has a hand in the conflict he supposedly follows. Assassinating ruler to incite wars, casting spells that decimating crops, acting as an information broker to both sides in a conflict. Dougles is known as a man who can get what you need to some, to other a monster who capitalizes on the suffering of others.

The lich know as Dougles Nye, prefers the title ”The Merchant of Death” for that shows just how much power money has earned him.

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