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Agar
March 5, 2011
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Bag of Doors    Items  (Other)   (Magical)

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Hold on, this punchline will make more sense behind an actual door.

 

{This item is silly}

Cheka Man
February 27, 2011
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Comments: 4
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Votes: 4 / 3.000000
30 Items From Fallen Empires    Items  (Equipment Listing)   (Magical)

Thirty items from the distant past, some are still used today in different forms, others were one of a kind and have long since been lost or sequestered within dusty old tombs, awaiting looters to bring them back to the world once more.

Drackler
February 25, 2011
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Comments: 3
Ideas: 0
Votes: 2 / 4.000000
Zombies in the House!    Articles  (At Table)   (Gaming - Genre)

 A short, simple, rough RPG that I wrote for fun. I've only played it a couple of times, so any feedback on how it works would be much appreciated.

MysticMoon
February 24, 2011
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Comments: 22
Ideas: 0
Votes: 10 / 3.400000
Croc-a-Pult    Items  (Ranged Weapons)   (Combat)

Inspired by #35 from 30 Benefits to owning a pet crocodile.

Because somebody had to.

Murometz
January 19, 2011
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Ideas: 17
Votes: 13 / 4.346154
93 Benefits to owning a pet Crocodile    Articles  (Humor/ Editorial)   (Gaming - In General)

Inspired by # 16 on Cheka's 30 Lizard-man Gifts in-work and Coley's Chart of O' Bashing Death. A gift from the lizard-men. A pet crocodile, as loyal as a dog.

Silveressa
January 13, 2011
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Comments: 17
Ideas: 0
Votes: 11 / 3.409091
Things Are Not Always As They Seem    Articles  (Humor/ Editorial)   (Gaming - In General)

This humorous short fiction piece was inspired by a late night chat with a couple gamer friends about how alien cultures would possibly interpret some of the more "colorful" aspects of our society.  

Ted
October 3, 2010
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Comments: 18
Ideas: 4
Votes: 12 / 3.333333
30 Bad Things    Articles  (Humor/ Editorial)   (Game Mastering)

Be it a cursed artifact, an angry god, a spell gone wrong, or bad luck, these are just a taste of the strange things that might befall a character.

Ted
September 16, 2010
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Comments: 15
Ideas: 0
Votes: 8 / 3.437500
Courageous Shield    Items  (Armor)   (Sentient)

What do you do when your shield is more courageous than you?

Scrasamax
May 17, 2010
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Comments: 13
Ideas: 0
Votes: 6 / 3.750000
Pre-Con Tactical Base    Locations  (Fortification)   (Any)

One day nothing, two weeks later they had a pre-con base deployed and instead of a stagnant zone we had a category three offensive breathing down our neck, damn the bastards who came up with that monstrosity, and our own bastards for not having any of our own!

Scrasamax
May 17, 2010
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Comments: 9
Ideas: 0
Votes: 7 / 3.357143
SuperFortress-01    Items  (Transports)   (Combat)

I've seen a lot of things in my time lad, six legged mechs, tanks with arms, jets that turn into mechs, but I've never seen anything like that.

Never?

Never.

Scrasamax
May 5, 2010
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Comments: 6
Ideas: 0
Votes: 4 / 3.750000
Everbloom Potion    Items  (Potion)   (Magical)

One drop for a cluster of flowers, three drops for a tree, no more, no less.

Agar
April 1, 2010
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Comments: 6
Ideas: 0
Votes: 4 / 4.125000
Extra dimensional bag    Items  (Transports)   (Magical)

"Life, what is it but a dream?" - Lewis Carroll

 

Some bags have more "extra" than others.

EchoMirage
November 6, 2009
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Ideas: 0
Votes: 6 / 4.583333
Farrach, Flamekin    NPCs  (Minor)   (Criminal/Espionage)
In the castle of Stagstone high

from every chimney and fireplace nigh

with a mischievous smile

and the occasional vile

a congenial ember surpises you: "Hi!"
Cheka Man
June 10, 2009
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Ideas: 0
Votes: 3 / 3.166667
The Voyeur's Wand    Items  (Wand/Staff/ Arcane)   (Magical)

The Voyeur's Wand was made by a jealous student of magic who had never had a girlfriend and was envious of those who were part of a loving couple, and wanted to embarass those who were.

Pieh
April 19, 2009
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Comments: 18
Ideas: 1
Votes: 10 / 4.350000
30 Fountains of Youth    Locations  (City)   (Any)

"Are you crazy? There ain’t no such thing. It’s all fairy tales for the stupid and desperate. Even if it were, they all say it’s cursed or something. Get back to work."

Pieh
March 25, 2009
Hits: 2396
Comments: 10
Ideas: 0
Votes: 9 / 3.611111
Never-Burning Torch    Items  (Wand/Staff/ Arcane)   (Magical)

Why won’t this damn torch light?

Siren no Orakio
March 1, 2009
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Comments: 20
Ideas: 1
Votes: 14 / 3.892857
Bacon Elemental    Lifeforms  (Constructed)   (City/ Ruin)

The result of a disastrous summoning accident involving a fire elemental, a pig farm, and a farmer’s daughter, bacon elementals can only be described as delicious.

Kassil
February 18, 2009
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Comments: 9
Ideas: 0
Votes: 4 / 3.500000
Audrey Adison    NPCs  (Minor)   (Mercantile)

Being a picky eater as a vampire can be quite troublesome.

Kassil
February 17, 2009
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Comments: 10
Ideas: 0
Votes: 5 / 3.900000
Joseph Random    NPCs  (Minor)   (Mercantile)

Some people have neither good nor bad luck; they instead have a certain whimsy of fate attached to them, placing them at the center of bizarre events whether they wish it or not. Joseph Random is one such individual…

angryscotsman93
February 4, 2009
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Ideas: 0
Votes: 6 / 4.000000
Lance-Lieutenant Hailland Vairs    NPCs  (Extras)   (Combative)

30 Guards: 27.) The Conjurer
This guard likes to learn magic in his spare time. Whilst the larger spells are beyond his ability, he knows a surprisingly large number of cantrips, which provide him with amusement or make his life easier. One lets him know if the Captain, Sergeant, or the Snitch are in the area, so that he never gets caught doing anything wrong.

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