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Scrasamax
March 28, 2007
Hits: 4268
Comments: 16
Ideas: 0
Votes: 12 / 4.041667
ACME Exploding Barrel and Crate Company    Society/ Organizations  (Mercantile)   (World Wide)

For barrel that explode when you shoot them, there’s only one name you can count on, that’s ACME.

valadaar
March 8, 2007
Hits: 2793
Comments: 10
Ideas: 0
Votes: 9 / 3.666667
Whistle of Big Game Summoning    Items  (Tools)   (Cursed)

Sometimes an item can be a little too effective…

Siren no Orakio
March 7, 2007
Hits: 3241
Comments: 11
Ideas: 0
Votes: 9 / 3.000000
ISL 9000    Items  (Ranged Weapons)   (Combat)

Capable of delivering up to 20 iron spikes per minute at nearly the velocity of an arrow, the Iron Spike Launcher-9000 is the front line weapon of his most elite clock-work soldiers.

Wulfhere
January 4, 2007
Hits: 5018
Comments: 19
Ideas: 0
Votes: 12 / 4.333333
Abyrwythynsternwdt, the Village of the Unpronouncable Name    Locations  (City)   (Any)

The villagers paid dearly after they slew the stuttering old crone!

valadaar
September 1, 2006
Hits: 28719
Comments: 24
Ideas: 35
Votes: 12 / 4.333333
Flawed Potions    Items  (Potion)   (Cursed)

Never buy your potions from the Discount Dealer…

Pariah
August 13, 2006
Hits: 5801
Comments: 15
Ideas: 0
Votes: 9 / 3.611111
Gremils    Lifeforms  (Unique)   (Cyberspace)

[Pariah] 4:20 pm: OMFG!!!  It’s a gremil swarm.

manfred
June 8, 2006
Hits: 10090
Comments: 17
Ideas: 13
Votes: 11 / 4.409091
Undead Cosmetics    Items  (Potion)   (Magical)

Half-serious, half-silly, a scroll of cosmetic and related products for the undead amongst you. Use and abuse at your own risk.

Scrasamax
May 30, 2006
Hits: 4417
Comments: 10
Ideas: 0
Votes: 9 / 4.277778
P. Donkey Donque    NPCs  (Minor)   (Artistic/Performance)

Yeah yeah, I know the Duke. Of course I do. P. Donkey Donque travels in some high circles, jester.

manfred
January 5, 2006
Hits: 14219
Comments: 11
Ideas: 10
Votes: 9 / 3.333333
Silly traps    Dungeons  (Any)   (Traps)

Many traps are not designed to kill or maim, but more to disgust or annoy, or even to put a smile on the victim’s face… this is a scroll of such traps.

Pieh
November 23, 2005
Hits: 4249
Comments: 9
Ideas: 0
Votes: 6 / 3.416667
The Furry Tree-Zombies    Lifeforms  (Constructed)   (Forest/ Jungle)

The Furry Tree-Zombies were a race of Tribal Jungle Halflings untill an insane Re-Animator discovered their existance.

MoonHunter
November 22, 2005
Hits: 5631
Comments: 10
Ideas: 10
Votes: 6 / 4.083333
Kitchen Gods- Modern Day Deities    Systems  (Divine/ Spirit)   (General)

In addition to the Gods listed elsewhere, there are several minor mythological beings spoken of in current Western culture and may be taken more or less seriously. These are commonly called Kitchen Gods.

Wogden
September 6, 2005
Hits: 11444
Comments: 25
Ideas: 0
Votes: 24 / 4.500000
Combusting Shrews    Lifeforms  (Fauna)   (Any)

Long sieges can be a trial for both sides. For the beseiged especially, finite ammunition supplies always pose a problem - except when the ammunition can reproduce…

GleepwurpTheEyebiter
August 29, 2005
Hits: 3099
Comments: 16
Ideas: 0
Votes: 17 / 2.676471
The Amulet of Looda Chriss    Items  (Jewelry)   (Magical)

An extremely shiny piece of bling, so big and amazing that it inspires anyone who sees it to ask questions about its origins, the bearer, and most anything else they can think of.

Agar
May 4, 2005
Hits: 5503
Comments: 9
Ideas: 0
Votes: 10 / 3.450000
Beet    NPCs  (Minor)   (Travelers)

A product of chaos storms and waaaaaaaaaaaay to much caffine, Beet has boundless energy and the single mindedness of a stick.

Scrasamax
January 8, 2005
Hits: 6679
Comments: 10
Ideas: 0
Votes: 17 / 4.558824
Munchkin Utility Belt    Items  (Other)   (Magical)

What is it that hangs from such a fine belt? Tis a sword of Righteous Slaying, and a Mace of Disintegration. A pouch of Perfect Invisibility Dust, and a wand of Endless fireballs?

Good sir, This must be the Belt of Munchkin-kind

waz
October 23, 2004
Hits: 3892
Comments: 12
Ideas: 0
Votes: 6 / 1.833333
Knooble Glitio    NPCs  (Minor)   (Travelers)

The quirky gnome captain of the small air ship the Flying Gopher.  Knooble and his crew sell out their services of hauling cargo or quick travel.

Cheka Man
June 25, 2004
Hits: 4763
Comments: 10
Ideas: 0
Votes: 8 / 2.875000
The Staff of Random Magic    Items  (Wand/Staff/ Arcane)   (Magical)

The staff is beautiful to look at, made of pure ebony wood with a large diamond set at the top and rusted iron buttons along it’s side. It gives off an aura of very powerful magic.The ebony is scarred by a hit from a sword of some kind.

Agar
April 10, 2004
Hits: 10564
Comments: 19
Ideas: 0
Votes: 19 / 4.921053
Potion of Mis Understanding Languages    Items  (Potion)   (Magical)

Made by an anarchist trying to seed dissent, the potions actually work better than normal potions of understanding languages ... sort of.

This item is silly.

Pieh
October 1, 2003
Hits: 7791
Comments: 16
Ideas: 0
Votes: 19 / 3.684211
Wing Brew    Items  (Potion)   (Cursed)

In certain parts of the world, DON’T ask for something in a language the barkeep dosen’t understand or say “just give me anything”

Barbarian Horde
August 29, 2003
Hits: 2387
Comments: 4
Ideas: 0
Votes: 8 / 2.125000
Hot Wheels of Speed    Items  (Transports)   (Magical)

After nearly killing himself with the first set of Hot Wheels, Bligard Wirecraft, attempted to improve the design and add some safety. Again the device almost killed him.

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Racy Religion

       By: Spark

On a certain continent, nearly all kingdoms worship under the same pantheon. However, in the southern reaches the peoples take a much more...liberal stance on their Gods. Statues are nude, and very anatomically correct, and icons are often startlingly brazen. For instance, the icon of (insert name), the goddess of love, is an image of two nude twins embracing in a passionate kiss, signifying the love of both family and partner. This is a source of unending outrage and offense for the Northern churches, whose traditional and modest take on religion is constantly at odds with the near-blasphemous ideals of the Southerners. While this is not enough to provoke outright conflict, there is more than enough simmering discontent and long-held grudges between the two hemispheres.

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