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Pieh
July 1, 2007
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Comments: 15
Ideas: 11
Votes: 7 / 4.357143
A Cookbook of Gods!    Society/ Organizations  (Religious)   (World Wide)

These are the Gods of Food and Eating! Beware their culinary prowess and tremble before the might of their cookery! These are… More Placeholder Gods!

Pieh
June 30, 2007
Hits: 3551
Comments: 3
Ideas: 0
Votes: 3 / 2.666667
Sonic - the God of Sound    NPCs  (Mythic/ Historical)   (Natural)

"Did you hear that? He speaks to those who would listen. Simply adjust your hearing frequency and you will hear his voice." - Audicus, Disciple of the Sound Mind and Body.

Scrasamax
June 22, 2007
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Comments: 4
Ideas: 0
Votes: 4 / 4.250000
Aurangzeb, Mughal of Gremils    NPCs  (Mythic/ Historical)   (Technical)

The Mughal of the Gremils, the Shah of Lag, the most devoted of Mathom.

Scrasamax
June 11, 2007
Hits: 5099
Comments: 8
Ideas: 0
Votes: 7 / 4.357143
30 Villians and Fiends    NPCs  (Major)   (Combative)

Yet another list of 30, this time fiendish foes, vile villians, and and dastardly do-badders.

Scrasamax
May 20, 2007
Hits: 3696
Comments: 8
Ideas: 0
Votes: 6 / 3.583333
Fhlinghin Zapbolts    NPCs  (Major)   (Combative)

An outcaste goblin with a sadistic streak and a secret talent

Dozus
May 1, 2007
Hits: 7893
Comments: 24
Ideas: 11
Votes: 11 / 4.636364
A Selection of Silly Hats    Items  (Clothes)   (Magical)

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. -P.J. O’Rourke

Scrasamax
March 28, 2007
Hits: 4853
Comments: 16
Ideas: 0
Votes: 12 / 4.041667
ACME Exploding Barrel and Crate Company    Society/ Organizations  (Mercantile)   (World Wide)

For barrel that explode when you shoot them, there’s only one name you can count on, that’s ACME.

valadaar
March 8, 2007
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Comments: 11
Ideas: 0
Votes: 10 / 3.700000
Whistle of Big Game Summoning    Items  (Tools)   (Cursed)

Sometimes an item can be a little too effective…

Siren no Orakio
March 7, 2007
Hits: 3543
Comments: 11
Ideas: 0
Votes: 9 / 3.000000
ISL 9000    Items  (Ranged Weapons)   (Combat)

Capable of delivering up to 20 iron spikes per minute at nearly the velocity of an arrow, the Iron Spike Launcher-9000 is the front line weapon of his most elite clock-work soldiers.

Wulfhere
January 4, 2007
Hits: 5427
Comments: 19
Ideas: 0
Votes: 12 / 4.333333
Abyrwythynsternwdt, the Village of the Unpronouncable Name    Locations  (City)   (Any)

The villagers paid dearly after they slew the stuttering old crone!

valadaar
September 1, 2006
Hits: 29475
Comments: 24
Ideas: 35
Votes: 12 / 4.333333
Flawed Potions    Items  (Potion)   (Cursed)

Never buy your potions from the Discount Dealer…

Pariah
August 13, 2006
Hits: 6243
Comments: 15
Ideas: 0
Votes: 9 / 3.611111
Gremils    Lifeforms  (Unique)   (Cyberspace)

[Pariah] 4:20 pm: OMFG!!!  It’s a gremil swarm.

manfred
June 8, 2006
Hits: 10606
Comments: 17
Ideas: 13
Votes: 11 / 4.409091
Undead Cosmetics    Items  (Potion)   (Magical)

Half-serious, half-silly, a scroll of cosmetic and related products for the undead amongst you. Use and abuse at your own risk.

Scrasamax
May 30, 2006
Hits: 4692
Comments: 10
Ideas: 0
Votes: 9 / 4.277778
P. Donkey Donque    NPCs  (Minor)   (Artistic/Performance)

Yeah yeah, I know the Duke. Of course I do. P. Donkey Donque travels in some high circles, jester.

manfred
January 5, 2006
Hits: 14663
Comments: 11
Ideas: 10
Votes: 9 / 3.333333
Silly traps    Dungeons  (Any)   (Traps)

Many traps are not designed to kill or maim, but more to disgust or annoy, or even to put a smile on the victim’s face… this is a scroll of such traps.

Pieh
November 23, 2005
Hits: 4492
Comments: 9
Ideas: 0
Votes: 6 / 3.416667
The Furry Tree-Zombies    Lifeforms  (Constructed)   (Forest/ Jungle)

The Furry Tree-Zombies were a race of Tribal Jungle Halflings untill an insane Re-Animator discovered their existance.

MoonHunter
November 22, 2005
Hits: 5908
Comments: 10
Ideas: 10
Votes: 6 / 4.083333
Kitchen Gods- Modern Day Deities    Systems  (Divine/ Spirit)   (General)

In addition to the Gods listed elsewhere, there are several minor mythological beings spoken of in current Western culture and may be taken more or less seriously. These are commonly called Kitchen Gods.

Wogden
September 6, 2005
Hits: 11821
Comments: 25
Ideas: 0
Votes: 24 / 4.500000
Combusting Shrews    Lifeforms  (Fauna)   (Any)

Long sieges can be a trial for both sides. For the beseiged especially, finite ammunition supplies always pose a problem - except when the ammunition can reproduce…

GleepwurpTheEyebiter
August 29, 2005
Hits: 3303
Comments: 16
Ideas: 0
Votes: 17 / 2.676471
The Amulet of Looda Chriss    Items  (Jewelry)   (Magical)

An extremely shiny piece of bling, so big and amazing that it inspires anyone who sees it to ask questions about its origins, the bearer, and most anything else they can think of.

Agar
May 4, 2005
Hits: 5746
Comments: 9
Ideas: 0
Votes: 10 / 3.450000
Beet    NPCs  (Minor)   (Travelers)

A product of chaos storms and waaaaaaaaaaaay to much caffine, Beet has boundless energy and the single mindedness of a stick.

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Ardwals Focus

       By: valadaar

If it was a castle, it was the strangest one he had ever seen.

He of course saw the main tower - taller than anything he had seen outside of Stoneholt, the spire looked fragile and was topped by a glassed-in chamber.

The outer wall was so gently sloped that it would have only stopped a horde of hobbling old men, an able-bodied soldier could stride up to its crest with little effort. Within one saw a huge, nearly perfect bowl-shaped area with the base of the tower in the centre, covered in hundreds of mirrors.

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This structure is a massive solar collector designed by the Wizard-King Aardwal in centuries past. He used the concentrated light in his investigations into the magic of light, and in the fashioning of flash crystals.

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