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custos
June 18, 2014
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Tools of madness    Items  (Other)   (Magical)

Created by the god of madness, one must be at least a little insane to be able to use them. These tools cause much confusion to those that see them in action and are guaranteed to cause misunderstandings.

axlerowes
March 3, 2014
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Comments: 12
Ideas: 0
Votes: 6 / 4.166667
My Last Crop of Humans    NPCs  (Mythic/ Historical)   (Domestic/ Craft)

The confessions of an unlucky A.I.

Dragonlordmax
February 10, 2014
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Comments: 10
Ideas: 0
Votes: 5 / 4.000000
The Town of Inexplicable Babies    Locations  (City)   (Any)

"Get me the sugar!" called Jack's wife. His heart skipped a beat as he stood before the cabinet. Holding his breath, he slowly opened it.... Dangit! A baby!

young0ne2
January 15, 2014
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Comments: 10
Ideas: 0
Votes: 5 / 3.400000
Standard Issue Escape Goat    Items  (Other)   (Combat)

When your in trouble and need a quick escape, S.I.E.G. IT !!

Shadoweagle
November 7, 2013
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Comments: 4
Ideas: 0
Votes: 3 / 3.500000
CatBee    Lifeforms  (Fauna)   (Any)

"That's old lady Serisia's house... We don't go in there anymore." the children looked forlornly through the iron fence to their lost ball, deep within the overgrown gardens of the massive front yard.
From deep in the foliage, a menacing 'Yowl' sounded, followed by an eerie droning.

This sub is a little bit silly.

Scrasamax
October 24, 2013
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Comments: 7
Ideas: 0
Votes: 6 / 3.750000
Sparrow Oak    Lifeforms  (Fauna)   (Forest/ Jungle)

Keep your helmet on, there are sparrow oaks in this forest.

Scrasamax
October 24, 2013
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Comments: 9
Ideas: 1
Votes: 7 / 3.785714
Ratwood Tree    Lifeforms  (Fauna)   (Forest/ Jungle)

The hardest part about dealing with a ratwood tree is by the time you find it, there are dozens more you haven't found yet.

Scrasamax
August 4, 2013
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Comments: 1
Ideas: 0
No votes
30 Things that are Awesome    Articles  (Humor/ Editorial)   (Gaming - In General)

Just what it says on the tin.

valadaar
May 10, 2013
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Comments: 20
Ideas: 1
Votes: 12 / 3.583333
Creeders Magic Dentures    Items  (Other)   (Magical)

Dentures, magic dentures.

Kassy
March 8, 2013
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Comments: 6
Ideas: 0
Votes: 2 / 3.000000
Candy-Soul Grenade    Items  (Ranged Weapons)   (Cursed)

A tiny marble cherry with an amber heart inlaid. One of the Lolliful Avenger's most devastatingly effective weapons.

Scrasamax
October 9, 2012
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Comments: 7
Ideas: 1
Votes: 4 / 4.000000
Headlines from the Cosmic Era    Articles  (Humor/ Editorial)   (Gaming - Genre)

All the news thats fit to upstream

Dossta
October 4, 2012
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Comments: 10
Ideas: 0
Votes: 7 / 4.357143
Potion of Euphemisms    Items  (Potion)   (Magical)

'Cmon and drink up.  This potion will really help us understand each other, if you know what I mean.

axlerowes
September 25, 2012
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Votes: 5 / 3.300000
Thirty Punchlines to Dwarven Dirty Jokes    Society/ Organizations  (Knowledge/Lore)   (Regional)

Hi Ho, Hi Ho....not included

Ted
September 23, 2012
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Comments: 8
Ideas: 0
Votes: 7 / 4.142857
Bacon the Dog    NPCs  (Minor)   (Domestic/ Craft)

CRTF's first resident goofball animal mascot.

Murometz
September 22, 2012
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Comments: 8
Ideas: 2
Votes: 5 / 3.600000
Riddlerock    Articles  (Area)   (Water)

Madmen, Riddles, and Worms

Scrasamax
September 7, 2012
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Votes: 6 / 4.166667
Ko Girls    Society/ Organizations  (Artistic/Performance)   (Area)

Strange girl fashionista gang

Moonlake
July 23, 2012
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Ideas: 0
Votes: 7 / 3.571429
Setam, the Goddess of Nerves    Systems  (Divine/ Spirit)   (Specific)

100-word Placeholder God submission no 2

Scrasamax
July 14, 2012
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Comments: 5
Ideas: 0
Votes: 4 / 4.625000
30 Magnagogs    Items  (Other)   (Villanous)

While technically alive, magnagogs have little in the way of personality and are driven via telepathic command.

Moonlake
July 6, 2012
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Comments: 6
Ideas: 0
Votes: 6 / 3.250000
Zxtkvf, God of the Unfathomable and Unbelievable    Systems  (Divine/ Spirit)   (Defining)

A 100-word submission about a Placeholder God

Cheka Man
June 6, 2012
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Ideas: 0
Votes: 5 / 3.600000
Tornado Hat    Items  (Wand/Staff/ Arcane)   (Combat)

The tornado hat may look laughable to wear, but it's anything but funny when you're facing the tornado caused by such a hat. If using it, beware, do not spin for too long...

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       By: Grendel

The Door

A nifty little encounter appropriate for any powerful sorcerer/magically adept monsters lair.

When the party have penetrated to an appropriatly impressive level/room they encounter The Door, this door is a vessel through which the Sorcerer/Monster can safely work against any intruders, the door is heavy duty iron bound studded oak wrought with craft skill and magic, set in the middle is a crystal orb, once the party get within a preset distance the orb flickers briefly as the door warns its "master" of the intruders, the master can then effectivly possess the door itself, this means that all movement the door is capable of (i.e. opening and closing) come under the control of the master, the master can also cast spells from the door as if he were there himself, all the while any damage that is inflicted in return merely damages the door, this will in effect ruin any of the parties chances of surprise, allow the master to assess the parties abilities while remaining safe and sound and finally will probably cause the party to waste some of their juicier items/spells on a chunk of wood and iron, and if the master happens to have a deadly spell or three it could also reduce the size of the party,

Of course if you wanted to be really nasty you could have the door open to admit one person and then slam shut on the second person (squish) whilst blasting away with every spell in the mastrs repetoir

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