Not every sword robbed from a tomb, picked up on the battlefield or brought in some out of the way shop is going to be a Master Sword of wonder. Far from it....Here are thirty or more swords that lack that certain something...Some have problems with them in combat, others are good weapons but cause other problems, legal or otherwise, for their owners.
If a society has adventuring as a career path long enough, some unusual subtypes will emerge
Youth passes quickly for this race of elves, though middle age lingers for millennia. They have no love for the forests or other natural places, preferring their carefully crafted and tended walled cities.
Far over the misty mountains cold, To dungeons deep and caverns old,
We must away ere break of day, to find our long forgotten gold
This is to be my model sub going forward here. Please take a little extra time in your comments. I especially want to hear the negatives.
The countryside of the Stolen World is littered with very unusual urban dwellings, here are 7.(fixed typo in summary, lol , bad start)
Because the world can never have too many magical swords.
An enchanted spell book in a walking stick, originally created by a blind mage. It allows a wizard to secretly prepare spells in plain sight.
Also known as EDS, a pervasive disorder where patients suffer from emotional instability, marked by self destructive behavior, violent outbursts, and other emotional disturbances.
Also a completely made up disorder.
If it is stupid, this is where it goes!
The cutting edge of sleep technology
A disposable heavy weapon for a battlemech
The powerful barbaric spawn of The Panther God
Freetext Friday barbarian (but mostly because I can't sleep)
Not just an Oekaki, but an insomniac one!
"Why are these Orcs SO coordinated? Keep Fighting!"
In a world where all the good gods are dead, a bit of their power remains
Seven highly magical and dangerous blades of the Ocean, all of them in the hands of the green-tail merpeople of the shallow seas.
A loose organization of those touched by the elemental plane of Smoke to combat the PCs
A collection of Ophidian weapons for your perusal.
Whilst there may be times and places where it is perfectly legally acceptable to swing a sword around and other such weapons, at many times in history weapons have either been limited to the nobility only (as in the Japan of the Tokugawa Shoguns) or outright banned for almost everybody (as in most Western countries today.) Even in more weapon-friendly fantasy worlds, there may be times and places where weapons are banned for most people (such as at the court of a noble, or in certain taverns whose owners really don't want sword fights in their establishment.) With this is mind, here are 30+ items that can be used as weapons.
WE HAVE TO DO WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!
resurrected plot for gonzo freetext challenge, prob the most gonzo I've got!