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Forganthus
June 30, 2010
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Votes: 10 / 4.400000
Mordanfey    Lifeforms  (Fauna)   (Forest/ Jungle)

Only after the unicorn hunts ended did the people realize that the unicorns were not returning. Many were saddened to discover that they had killed the last unicorns.  Some wept.

But when they returned many long years later, many more would weep.

Maggot
June 19, 2010
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Comments: 5
Ideas: 0
Votes: 2 / 4.250000
The Usholal    Lifeforms  (Intelligent Species)   (Water)

''In a world dominated by savagery and barbarism, we alone represent civilization. Is it any wonder then that we are forced to keep the horrors of the outside world at bay?''

 

-an anonymous Usholal

Forganthus
May 18, 2010
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Ideas: 0
Votes: 9 / 4.611111
Veglins    Lifeforms  (Intelligent Species)   (Underground)

Veglins are fungus-goblin hybrids with a unique life cycle, all of whom are inflicted with inescapable racial dreams.  Their biology and psychology are product's of an ancient, evil wizard's plan to get someone else to build his hideouts for him.

Maggot
May 13, 2010
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Comments: 4
Ideas: 0
Votes: 2 / 4.000000
The Uuluun    Lifeforms  (Intelligent Species)   (Water)

Swimming with the Great Western Tide that sweeps towards Tarrod from the far west of the Ocean, the mighty and enigmatic Uuluun sing songs that speak of the unfathomable gods of the deep, and wrestle each other in seabed-shaking contests of strength and martial skill.

Scrasamax
May 5, 2010
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Comments: 9
Ideas: 0
Votes: 7 / 4.285714
Emperor Whale    Lifeforms  (Fauna)   (Water)

The whales of the deep are not to be trifled with, those who hunt them are as mad as those who think to slay dragons.

Scrasamax
April 25, 2010
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Comments: 7
Ideas: 0
Votes: 7 / 4.571429
Boulderkin    Lifeforms  (Third Kingdom)   (Any)

Six months of hunting, six months of research and paying coin to scholars and sages, and now that we have the legendary wand of Geohadris the Stone King, it only summons stupid boulderkin? I am outraged beyond imagination!

Scrasamax
April 22, 2010
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Comments: 8
Ideas: 0
Votes: 8 / 4.750000
Hill Turtles    Lifeforms  (Third Kingdom)   (Plains)

Mapmaker's bane, a few of these can ruin a decade of cartography!

Kassil
March 21, 2010
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Ideas: 0
Votes: 10 / 4.050000
Grey Reaver    Lifeforms  (Constructed)   (Any)

"It was just after nightfall when it came; a horrible, rotten mass of bone and flesh, with a voice that was like a thousand screams braided together. I only survived because I ran - I ran and I've never stopped running, because I know it's after me. Me, and everyone else who was there when the city of Vesta was slaughtered." -Hans, Former Captain turned nomad

Siren no Orakio
March 21, 2010
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Ideas: 0
Votes: 6 / 4.333333
Kayrun the Disintegrator    Lifeforms  (Unique)   (Space)

Silent and invisible, the only herald of the arrival of Kayrun the Disintegrator is the screams of his victims. 

Cheka Man
February 24, 2010
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Comments: 10
Ideas: 0
Votes: 7 / 4.000000
The Dumuzid    Lifeforms  (Constructed)   (Underground)

He raised his sword to fight the foul undead thing in front of him, which was when it threw something only just glimpsed in the beam of his torch at him. When he blocked it with his sword, the resulting explosion both shattered his sword and took off his hand. As he turned to flee, screaming in pain, the Dumuzid he was facing stabbed him again and again until he fell dead to the sandy floor of the tomb.

Scrasamax
January 25, 2010
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Comments: 10
Ideas: 0
Votes: 6 / 3.500000
Dew Nettle    Lifeforms  (Flora)   (Plains)

Mind the nettles son, it's wet out.

 

Nobody
January 23, 2010
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Comments: 9
Ideas: 0
Votes: 7 / 4.500000
Puppet Familiars    Lifeforms  (Constructed)   (Any)

Small puppets who take on the likeness of their owner upon death. They act as a silent sentry, militia, or officer of the law in the war stricken Dim-Sii Tribes of the Southern Lands

mimic12455
January 19, 2010
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Comments: 11
Ideas: 0
Votes: 6 / 3.833333
Puppet Warriors    Lifeforms  (Constructed)   (Any)

Wooden constructs skilled in the art of battle as well as extermination.

Cheka Man
January 18, 2010
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Comments: 4
Ideas: 0
Votes: 3 / 3.000000
Army of the Lost    Lifeforms  (Constructed)   (Plains)

The first sign of the Army of the Lost are the legs. Blown off legs, hopping along wearing their military boots. And not long afterwards, the rest of the Army arrives, and the horizon from left to right is filled with the decomposing bodies, many of which carry weapons. Unless you can outrun them or fortify your position, you will soon be joining this army of the Undead.

Maggot
January 12, 2010
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Comments: 4
Ideas: 0
Votes: 4 / 4.000000
Harakan    Lifeforms  (Constructed)   (Any)

The Harakan have been created with only one purpose in mind. They hunt the despised slaves of the Empire

MoonHunter
December 22, 2009
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Ideas: 0
Votes: 1 / 3.000000
Figments    Lifeforms  (Intelligent Species)   (Any)

This just in from the BBC. It seems a number of medieval archers and swordsmen have stopped a Grinch Attack in Nottingham mall.  We take you live to.... 

Redgre
December 21, 2009
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Comments: 16
Ideas: 0
Votes: 9 / 4.111111
Gravyman    Lifeforms  (Constructed)   (Any)

A.k.a. Belcher, Fleshbag, Mr. Soupy, Spitter, or a Walking Cauldron

Support for your zombie legions...

Cheka Man
December 19, 2009
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Comments: 7
Ideas: 0
Votes: 7 / 3.285714
Atissi Worms    Lifeforms  (Fauna)   (Any)

It may be wondered why packs of wolves, Giant Spiders and other such animals would attack PCs, when said PCs are normally armed to the teeth with deadly weapons and spells. Surely it would make more sense to attack weaker prey? Sometimes it is because the PCs are threatening the animal's territory or cubs or egg sac. Sometimes the animals may be crazed with hunger. Or it may be because the animals have become infected by Atissi worms.

Cheka Man
December 17, 2009
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Comments: 8
Ideas: 0
Votes: 7 / 4.000000
Wangadi Fruit    Lifeforms  (Flora)   (Desert)

The fruit of the Wangadi tree should be treated with respect, because if eaten at the wrong time it can be mind blowing.

Pieh
December 2, 2009
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Ideas: 0
Votes: 7 / 4.142857
Mirror Golem    Lifeforms  (Constructed)   (Other)

The Mihradhz shrieked, with a sound like fingernails on slate, as it was dragged headlong into our world by a greedy and uncaring spellcaster whose only desire was to defeat his rivals.

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Hooper McFin's Two Shot Portal

       By: dudeington

Now, this ol' ramblin fellow tends to walk his talk a bit too far down the train sometimes.. So I'll be brief in my recantin' of how it was my Tavern "came to bein'" on the multiverse as a weave of it's own spell.. And how I'm even alive to tell the story!

You see it's simple really, trust me.. that's my specialty, keepin it elementary. And you can trust this old Bard.

Anyway, this one night these wizards get a ramblin' on about the temporal exististance of space and time and how it could be manifested in a weave of super dimensional space. whereupon the folded space would give rise to an infinite number of entrances and exits to one or many spaces. Now, seein' how my talkin' sometimes get's locked into the way us folks used to talk back in the ol' west. These wizards didn't know I was a master of the word. and I had heard everything they said. They were also a bit over the wagon, while I was steerin' the show.

So that's how it came to pass, I struck a bargain with the wizards. They come to me in the morning and conjure up their idea into reality and I'd pledge them my life, my existance.. in essence my soul. but in a much nicer sense of the word. So they came by in the morning a half remembering our talks the prior evenin'. And I recanted their words verbatum, and that's how it came to be. The spell was complete that afternoon. My tavern would be the super dimensional cube that would exist in this weave of space and time, folks could come and go as they please, knowin in mind some of the rules and limitations set forth.

A few of 'em as follows.

No feller can be causin a ruckus inside any of my fine establishments, as always rule number one god damnit.

n' second the portal works kinda tricky. When ya outside ya cast the spell and lend your will to luck a bit and regardless the doors to the bar will appear, the windows a luminescent amber.. you can hear the chattee but ya can't see in. And the catch is the door might be locked, in which case you chalk it up to lady luck and go walk off and try again in an hour. Now most times the door pops right open and from the outside you always come in the front door, immediately greeted by myself or one of our many fine patrons of Hooper McFin's Ale & Steakhouse.

Now when ya cast the spell from inside the Tavern, another catch comes up. The back door is mainly a secret for the non-initiated staff and the regulars but for sake of the prose let's assume we all know there's a secret door in the back with a portal there. Now when you go on through this one, you got two scenario's you oughta be aware of. One is ya pop outside relative to the same spot you came out. The other is, you walk back on into this one or another of our many Hooper McFin's Ale & Steakhouse.

so it's a clever quantum railroad I got my tavern and my people's caught on. But, Hey the show's sure as always goin. ohhh' rutin tootin skidoodle -

** And that's it.. that's the only notes I found on the spell, apparently out there somewhere is a Tavern caught on the mighty ebb and flow of the multiverse. Well. at least I can put to rest my torment as to the condition now referred to as "Hooper McFin's Teleportation Paranoia".

Dr. Clarke T. Mulligan - Professional researcher of Time & Space.

Hooper McFin's Ale & Steakhouse

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