No nose, hardly any body, a terrible wine, really.
Fear ye not the sorcerer’s might / for ye be wreathed in Baunumdraung’s light!
While magic if full of odd associations, some are quite "pun-ish". By accident or on purpose, slips of the tongue are there.
"How did you lose your arm?"
"Well you see, I fought this one bloke with a bizarre sword…"
A rare and diseased jewel, a canker fallen from the heavens
As the paladin stripped what he could find from the foe that he had just killed, he did not know that the band of jade that he stripped from the body would do a warrior of Good like him not good at all and would weaken him just when he most needed his strength to fight evil.
It’s a crappy Mk.9 Sunbeam pistol, I’ll give you 200 credits for it.
Sgt. Dietzman, retired ordinance officer and gun dealer
Continual Stones are great aides to general comfort.
Call to Hand bands are items added to weapons or items to allow them to be summoned to the user’s hand
Lops Adventurer’s Pack is a useful pack for every traveler in harm’s way
Just as every religion has a unique emblem, so to do they have unique equipment that their more adventurous members make use of. These are some of those items.
Warning: Trickster’s Tankard may result in alcohol abuse, random bar fights and very angry dwarves, half orcs, orcs, giants and anyone else who enjoys their drink.
Use with caution
"Poor girl seems to be losing her mind. She’s always losing that necklace it seems. Makes me wonder why she takes it off at all." - Concerned Mother in regards to how absent minded her daughter has become
Zombies make horrible dinner guest. Trying to eat the brains of the host tends to ruin things.
Well, now you can tell them to fork off with this handy little item.
The ring that the mugger stole seemed hardly worth the crime, until he put it on and it turned into a gold ring set with emeralds. It seemed to speak in his mind, telling him that it could change him too, if he would let it.
It was nothing more than a child’s plaything until the sorcerer got hold of it…
Excitingly Chucky Psuedo-Science and Technology!
"If force doesn’t work, use more of it"
Here is a selection of 30 different hammers, used by those who enjoy hearing the sound of bone being crushed.
"Never seen anything like it before. Two strikes, and the room was awash in blood."