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Scrasamax
January 20, 2016
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Epstein Drive    Items  (Tools)   (Campaign Defining)

Also known as a magnetic fusion drive, or a mega-ion drive.

Scrasamax
December 20, 2015
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Votes: 2 / 3.500000
Polyforge    Items  (Tools)   (Campaign Defining)

A staple of high end sci-fi is the replicator or the nano-assembler. There is a much more practical and less technomagical way to achieve the same goal. The exciting thing is that this technology exists now, and we're getting much better at it.

valadaar
November 10, 2014
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Votes: 8 / 4.000000
Hammer Of Spirit Binding    Items  (Tools)   (Magical)

Just the thing for making your demon-infested two-handed sword from Hell!

mrcelophane
January 25, 2014
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Votes: 3 / 3.166667
Bird Brains    Items  (Tools)   (Magical)

Need to get a messenger bird to someone? Give 'em a Bird Brain

Pariah
November 17, 2013
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Votes: 4 / 2.500000
Subdermal Monitor    Items  (Tools)   (Non-Magical)

At the annual tech show in Dubai this week, IDC has announced its entry into the subdermal monitor wars. Sources in the company say that they believe that their Dermal Screen is more than capable of competing with the iSkin. Here's their official press release:

Scrasamax
September 8, 2013
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Dimensional Tap Reactor    Items  (Tools)   (Cursed)

Just as the Dimensional Engine supplanted the fission reactor, the DTR will eventually replace the D-Engine. Once they iron out the little bugs.

Scrasamax
June 20, 2013
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Mecha in the Cosmic Era    Items  (Tools)   (Non-Magical)

The reasons that mecha are not reliable as weapons of war are manifold, but the world changed more than many people expected and the way wars are fought have changed greatly since the middle of the Petroleum Era.

Dozus
November 25, 2012
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Duty Shrines    Items  (Tools)   (Magical)
Guardian stones, mission pillars - the relics of past skill and obligation that make their finders into unexpected heirs.
Shadoweagle
November 22, 2012
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Votes: 5 / 3.800000
Lillett's Needle    Items  (Tools)   (Magical)
An unassuming sewing needle, five to six inches long. Certainly nothing out of the ordinary.


Kassy
July 3, 2012
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Votes: 4 / 3.875000
A Tap of Luck    Items  (Tools)   (Magical)

This was it? A small ornamental hammer the size of his palm. Where was this "fabled treasure" this man possessed?

The young rogue left the manor by the same smelly route he'd came by, disappointment showing plainly on his face.

<span italic;"="">In the study, the case sat open, empty.

OmegaDraco
June 20, 2012
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Mobile Ground    Items  (Tools)   (Non-Magical)

A basketball sized can that can diffuse up to a typical lightning bolt's worth of energy into gamma rays. In 100 words.

Agar
June 17, 2012
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Comments: 6
Ideas: 3
Votes: 1 / 1.000000
Kevlar Thread    Items  (Tools)   (Non-Magical)

Why aren't gamers using this already? This stuff is real. No really, this stuff is REAL. Google it. Cheap too. Feel free to reply with your own ideas on how to use it.

Dionysus
June 4, 2012
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Votes: 5 / 3.200000
Skarsnik Nil    Items  (Tools)   (Magical)

"We don't understand why such things are even spread about us, we are not at all like that!"

Agar
April 19, 2012
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Votes: 6 / 3.250000
Bucket of Waterbreathing    Items  (Tools)   (Magical)

"Got this here from a wizard on a bargin. Just the thing to survive the salvaging of treasure from the deep when you don't have a lot of start up cash. Not everyone can tame sea turtles mate, you know what I'm saying? This here is an item with it's own character, a real unique item, so beware of imitators! The surest way to spot a fake is have a friend try it, if he dies, all you have is a ordinary bucket and a funeral to pay for, this here is the one real deal you've been looking for and it's still available for a steal!"

- Street hawker outside the Affordable Arch-Mage

MysticMoon
March 3, 2012
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Votes: 10 / 4.000000
Altar of Grilling    Items  (Tools)   (Villanous)

Once the source of power for a cult now scattered, this item acts as both sacrificial altar and food grill.

Agar
February 8, 2012
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Ideas: 0
Votes: 6 / 4.250000
Hanetta's Millstone    Items  (Tools)   (Magical)

A small millstone, as far as millstones go, made by a wizard for his clerical friend to ensure he was always able to make fresh bread, wherever his travels took him.

Ted
February 7, 2012
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Votes: 4 / 4.500000
Corran's Scribe    Items  (Tools)   (Magical)

If you had writing as bad as Corran's, you'd look for a way around it too.

OmegaDraco
February 3, 2012
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Votes: 5 / 3.200000
Ruby Heart    Items  (Tools)   (Magical)

100 word magic item

Chaosmark
December 31, 2011
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Levy Sys Mk III Thaumaflare    Items  (Tools)   (Non-Magical)

With bright light and 5 minutes burn time, this is required equipment for any cave-diver worth his salt.

Agar
December 9, 2011
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Everlasting Chalk    Items  (Tools)   (Non-Magical)

Need to know which way you took in the maze? Mark your path with chalk.

Leaving a message on the wall for your sleeping lover? Write it in chalk.

Got a virginal sacrifice, a lunar eclipse, but nothing to to inscribe your floor with? No, not chalk; YOU need to get some help. Expensive, professional help.

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Hooper McFin's Two Shot Portal

       By: dudeington

Now, this ol' ramblin fellow tends to walk his talk a bit too far down the train sometimes.. So I'll be brief in my recantin' of how it was my Tavern "came to bein'" on the multiverse as a weave of it's own spell.. And how I'm even alive to tell the story!

You see it's simple really, trust me.. that's my specialty, keepin it elementary. And you can trust this old Bard.

Anyway, this one night these wizards get a ramblin' on about the temporal exististance of space and time and how it could be manifested in a weave of super dimensional space. whereupon the folded space would give rise to an infinite number of entrances and exits to one or many spaces. Now, seein' how my talkin' sometimes get's locked into the way us folks used to talk back in the ol' west. These wizards didn't know I was a master of the word. and I had heard everything they said. They were also a bit over the wagon, while I was steerin' the show.

So that's how it came to pass, I struck a bargain with the wizards. They come to me in the morning and conjure up their idea into reality and I'd pledge them my life, my existance.. in essence my soul. but in a much nicer sense of the word. So they came by in the morning a half remembering our talks the prior evenin'. And I recanted their words verbatum, and that's how it came to be. The spell was complete that afternoon. My tavern would be the super dimensional cube that would exist in this weave of space and time, folks could come and go as they please, knowin in mind some of the rules and limitations set forth.

A few of 'em as follows.

No feller can be causin a ruckus inside any of my fine establishments, as always rule number one god damnit.

n' second the portal works kinda tricky. When ya outside ya cast the spell and lend your will to luck a bit and regardless the doors to the bar will appear, the windows a luminescent amber.. you can hear the chattee but ya can't see in. And the catch is the door might be locked, in which case you chalk it up to lady luck and go walk off and try again in an hour. Now most times the door pops right open and from the outside you always come in the front door, immediately greeted by myself or one of our many fine patrons of Hooper McFin's Ale & Steakhouse.

Now when ya cast the spell from inside the Tavern, another catch comes up. The back door is mainly a secret for the non-initiated staff and the regulars but for sake of the prose let's assume we all know there's a secret door in the back with a portal there. Now when you go on through this one, you got two scenario's you oughta be aware of. One is ya pop outside relative to the same spot you came out. The other is, you walk back on into this one or another of our many Hooper McFin's Ale & Steakhouse.

so it's a clever quantum railroad I got my tavern and my people's caught on. But, Hey the show's sure as always goin. ohhh' rutin tootin skidoodle -

** And that's it.. that's the only notes I found on the spell, apparently out there somewhere is a Tavern caught on the mighty ebb and flow of the multiverse. Well. at least I can put to rest my torment as to the condition now referred to as "Hooper McFin's Teleportation Paranoia".

Dr. Clarke T. Mulligan - Professional researcher of Time & Space.

Hooper McFin's Ale & Steakhouse

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