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The Six-Stringed Laser Axe of Thorin Stardust, the Most Metal Space Dwarf in History.
There is a land where every person wears spectacles. Those without eyeglasses are considered to be the lowest stratum of society, so adventurers without glasses are treated like outcastes. It certainly would explain those heroes wearing sunglasses for no apparent reason...