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Scrasamax
April 22, 2018
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7 Things about Kong: Skull Island    Articles  (Humor/ Editorial)   (Players)

Obvious spoiler warning is obvious

Scrasamax
March 21, 2018
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7 Things about Valerian and the City of a Thousand Worlds    Articles  (Humor/ Editorial)   (Gaming - In General)

Observations about Luc Besson's Valerian and the City of a Thousand Worlds

Scrasamax
February 25, 2018
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7 Things Wrong with The Walking Dead    Articles  (Humor/ Editorial)   (Game Mastering)

The Walking Dead has seen its rating plummet and critics score fall as well. This is not a fluke, and can be ascribed to a number of issues.

Scrasamax
January 17, 2018
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7 Things about Bright    Articles  (Humor/ Editorial)   (Gaming - In General)

Bright is Netflix's new fantasy buddy cop drama staring Will Smith

Scrasamax
December 26, 2017
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7 Things about Star Wars: The Last Jedi    Articles  (Humor/ Editorial)   (Gaming - Genre)

Seriously, there are a lot of spoilers in here

Scrasamax
April 14, 2017
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7 Things About Fate of the Furious    Articles  (Humor/ Editorial)   (Gaming - Genre)

Not surprising, wife and I attended the Thursday night showing of F8 of the Furious. Obvious spoiler alert warning is obvious.

Scrasamax
April 9, 2017
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7 Things About The Fast and the Furious    Articles  (Humor/ Editorial)   (Gaming - In General)

Fun fact: I have an independently owned local theatre that does fun little things, like a one night showing of the 2001 The Fast and the Furious. While not new, it was fun to see a favorite movie on the big(ish) screen again.

Scrasamax
April 9, 2017
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7 Things About Beauty and the Beast    Articles  (Humor/ Editorial)   (Gaming - In General)

Recently attended a showing of the 2017 Beauty and the Beast starring Emma Watson. The following are my thoughts on the movie

Scrasamax
February 11, 2017
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Inappropriate Tech    Articles  (Humor/ Editorial)   (Gaming - Genre)

Squishy tech for the Cosmic Era's behind closed doors

Scrasamax
December 28, 2016
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Ta'Xet and Ultima    Articles  (Humor/ Editorial)   (Gaming - Genre)

The great paradoxes of the Universe is that everything follows almost exactly the same course, yet in doing so, is somehow still unique and with importance and value.

Scrasamax
December 28, 2016
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7 Things about Writing Women    Articles  (Humor/ Editorial)   (Gaming - In General)

7 Things about writing women in fiction.

SATIRE

Scrasamax
December 21, 2016
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7 Things About Fant4stic    Articles  (Humor/ Editorial)   (Gaming - Genre)

While no means a great film, Fant4stic Four isn't nearly as bad as critics would have you believe.

Scrasamax
August 15, 2016
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7 Things About Suicide Squad    Articles  (Humor/ Editorial)   (Players)

Spoilers ahead, Scrasamax's take on Suicide Squad

Scrasamax
December 18, 2015
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7 Futurists Predict the Cosmic Era    Articles  (Humor/ Editorial)   (Gaming - Genre)

Found this article in 'the facebooks' and it read like a breakdown of the Cosmic Era.

Scrasamax
August 29, 2015
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The Last Submission About Voting and Commenting    Articles  (Humor/ Editorial)   (Citadel Help)

1. Please comment and vote

2. Seriously, please comment and vote

3. Don't be a d!ck about it
Scrasamax
April 28, 2015
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7 Things Wrong with Godzilla 2014    Articles  (Humor/ Editorial)   (Gaming - Genre)

Everything wrong with the 2014 Godzilla

Spoilers, obviously

Scrasamax
April 7, 2015
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7 Things Wrong with Transformers: Age of Extinction    Articles  (Humor/ Editorial)   (Gaming - In General)

Op-ed regarding the baygasm that is Age of Extinction. Spoilers ahead if you haven't seen the movie.

Cheka Man
December 15, 2014
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27/30 Bad Things about Treasure    Articles  (Humor/ Editorial)   (Gaming - In General)

So your PCs have won their quest, be it slaying a mighty dragon with a magical weapon of old, beating a crime boss, or vanquishing a mighty wizard or wight, and they have taken possession of the treasure. Chest after chest of gold and silver coins, gold bars, and every kind of jewel and gemstone is theirs for the taking. If they are not careful, they may find that their trouble has only just begun.

Scrasamax
April 25, 2014
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18 Gifts from Elder Gods, Outer Gods, and Cosmic Horrors    Articles  (Humor/ Editorial)   (Gaming - Genre)

18 gifts laden with madness, tainted with corruption, and otherwise as horrible as they are powerful.

Intended to be a 30, but blessed by Cult of Done

Scrasamax
February 23, 2014
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7 Things About Criticism    Articles  (Humor/ Editorial)   (Citadel Help)

Criticism can be a very powerful and valuable tool if you understand how to give it, and more importantly, how to accept it.

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Man-Eating Grapes!

       By: Murometz

A wild species, vinus homophagus, more akin to sea-grape rather than the terrestrial variety, is not a monster despite its fanciful name. The grapes, a deep purple color when in bloom, and oozing dewdrops of perspiration, like the most prized and delectable of drinking wine grapes, do however deserve their moniker. Wine made from this fruit, is deadly to most humanoids, as is the raw berry, if plucked and eaten from the vine. It is the unnatural chemical concoction found within the fruit’s tart skin, which gives the man-eating grape its name. The chemical stew found inside each berry, functions as a necrotic agent, the same as found in some species of venomous snakes. The grapes literally eat the victim from the inside out, via cell death, dissolving organs and flesh in quick succession.

The tribes of Pra-Oohk Crater, from the jungles of Ghlush are known to sell the fermented “wine” of this grape to merchants of distant lands. Sadly, the taste of the concoction is divine when first quaffed, and even worse, the man-eating grape wine will never detect as poisonous via mundane means, its horrid natures somehow masking all attempts. Luckily the man-eating grapes are extremely rare, and endemic to humid jungles.

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