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Chaosmark
December 9, 2011
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Votes: 2 / 3.500000
Anaszti, Hands of the Blood God    Lifeforms  (Intelligent Species)   (Any)

A name shrouded in the mists of time. A scheme of pure genius. A relic of the Mage Wars.

EchoMirage
December 8, 2011
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Ideas: 0
Votes: 5 / 4.500000
Meles the Tenacious    Lifeforms  (Unique)   (Forest/ Jungle)

Meles, the eyes in midnight bands
the plagues would see him dead
yet Meles, his brood unchained
they ate the plagues instead

Scrasamax
December 6, 2011
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Comments: 8
Ideas: 0
Votes: 2 / 2.500000
Avatar of Pain    Lifeforms  (Constructed)   (Any)

Some things come from places so dark they don't have names

hylandpad
October 29, 2011
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Comments: 5
Ideas: 0
Votes: 3 / 4.333333
Peregrine Drake    Lifeforms  (Fauna)   (Any)

"What I wouldn't kill for a rodent problem. I'd give anything for an infestation of plague-ridden rats. But no. We have Drakes. Bloody gods - it never ends."

Scrasamax
October 24, 2011
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Ideas: 0
No votes
Tager    Lifeforms  (Third Kingdom)   (Any)

A extra-dimensional symbiote

Mourngrymn
October 21, 2011
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Ideas: 0
Votes: 6 / 3.666667
Talari Eggs    Lifeforms  (Fauna)   (Forest/ Jungle)

Imagine this. You are the honored guest of the Conyamo himself and his chosen peers. You are placed at his right hand so everyone in attendance can look on you with wanting. Your every move, every breath will be watched. You are the highlight of this evening. Unfortunately, removing the talari eggs will cause you great pain. The nostrum I've just given you will not help the pain but it will burn your vocal cords so you do not disturb the dinner with your screams. With more than one talari loose inside you, you will beg for death. If you had a voice, and you will receive what you wish for. It will be a long and painful as they eat down to your hallows. I would almost pity you, but your not worthy of my pity. Do not worry though as my attendants are very skilled and will remove most of the eggs to be eaten, but not all. Enough of this dribble, be happy for tonight you are the honored guest of tonight’s celebration.

Syr Caran - Head Chef to the Conyamo

hylandpad
October 19, 2011
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Ideas: 0
Votes: 3 / 4.333333
Alucardian Psionovariates    Lifeforms  (Intelligent Species)   (Any)

"That Inquisitor...what's his name? Hellenbrecht something? Matthias Hellenbrecht, I think it were? Don't let him near me again - made my skin crawl... You know that look you give a juicy steak after a straight day or two of marching? I swear to Iocath, he was giving me that very look."

-Private Dalton Hayes, Imperial Levy 304

Raptyr
October 13, 2011
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Votes: 1 / 4.500000
Corpse Buds    Lifeforms  (Unique)   (City/ Ruin)

Nine times out of Ten, it's the undead that do the running.

Raptyr
September 24, 2011
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Comments: 12
Ideas: 0
Votes: 9 / 4.333333
The Moadi-Bird    Lifeforms  (Intelligent Species)   (Forest/ Jungle)

Out of all lifeforms on this planet, none is more feared than the insidious Moadi-Bird.

Seek Not the Moadi-Bird

hylandpad
September 21, 2011
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Comments: 7
Ideas: 1
Votes: 5 / 4.100000
Sylvan Incubus Tree    Lifeforms  (Flora)   (Forest/ Jungle)

The Sylvan Incubus is a common name for the plant Dendrophagia Necrofoenae, a member of the Necrofoenae family. Like all Necrofoenae, it feasts on the dead - but it is one of the few that actually murders it's prey, before it feasts.

-Court Herbologist Gertrard di Vini, from his tome "dyFoenis Terrae Modae" - On the Plants of New Terra

hylandpad
September 16, 2011
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Comments: 9
Ideas: 0
Votes: 4 / 4.375000
Haemorosa    Lifeforms  (Flora)   (Other)

The flower commonly known as "Blood Petal,"  Haemorosa is a member of the Necrofoenae family - a family of plants that exhibit a disturbing affinity for the dead.

-Court Herbologist Gertrard di Vini, from his tome "dyFoenis Terrae Modae" - On the Plants of New Terra

Tundra
September 15, 2011
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Ideas: 0
Votes: 6 / 4.000000
Fler    Lifeforms  (Unique)   (Underground)
Fler. They come, they swoop, they burrow into your flesh.
Tundra
September 8, 2011
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Comments: 4
Ideas: 0
Votes: 3 / 4.166667
Girsh    Lifeforms  (Unique)   (Plains)

Rabbit-leonine like grass dwellers, for flavour

hylandpad
September 4, 2011
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Comments: 4
Ideas: 0
Votes: 2 / 4.500000
The Soul    Lifeforms  (Ethereal)   (Any)

"A little bit of the arcane, hidden within the mundane."

-Victroinox, Archmage of the Circle of Masters

Tundra
August 31, 2011
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Comments: 12
Ideas: 0
Votes: 9 / 3.722222
Bobeerin    Lifeforms  (Unique)   (Tundra/ Arctic)

Magical miniature blue oxen. Tufted.

Tundra
August 30, 2011
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Comments: 8
Ideas: 0
Votes: 7 / 3.857143
Skirrin    Lifeforms  (Unique)   (Water)

Dynamic Missile-Fish

Tundra
August 29, 2011
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Comments: 5
Ideas: 0
Votes: 5 / 3.700000
Balarian Mountain Goats    Lifeforms  (Unique)   (Mountains)

They hop, they bleat. They shed their skins.

Tundra
August 29, 2011
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Comments: 8
Ideas: 0
Votes: 6 / 4.250000
Vastid    Lifeforms  (Unique)   (Water)

Vastids - man-maimers who live in contaminated water areas and Balrin Algae.

hylandpad
August 18, 2011
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Comments: 13
Ideas: 0
Votes: 7 / 4.142857
Prophets and Sorcerers    Lifeforms  (Ethereal)   (Any)

"I saw him! The Sorcerer! His skin cracked and glowed like it was smoldering beneath. His eyes burned like Sol and Radia. He spoke with a voice like a legion of hellspawn, in a strange tongue that parted the skies and reigned fire down upon the earth."

-Excerpt from Mycenae's Dissertation on Sorcerers.

Drackler
July 20, 2011
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Ideas: 2
Votes: 5 / 4.000000
Tihewgoe    Lifeforms  (Unique)   (Any)

Tihewgoe is a dark god of nightmares. Not the darkest and definitely not the biggest, but still a god in his own right.

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Hooper McFin's Two Shot Portal

       By: dudeington

Now, this ol' ramblin fellow tends to walk his talk a bit too far down the train sometimes.. So I'll be brief in my recantin' of how it was my Tavern "came to bein'" on the multiverse as a weave of it's own spell.. And how I'm even alive to tell the story!

You see it's simple really, trust me.. that's my specialty, keepin it elementary. And you can trust this old Bard.

Anyway, this one night these wizards get a ramblin' on about the temporal exististance of space and time and how it could be manifested in a weave of super dimensional space. whereupon the folded space would give rise to an infinite number of entrances and exits to one or many spaces. Now, seein' how my talkin' sometimes get's locked into the way us folks used to talk back in the ol' west. These wizards didn't know I was a master of the word. and I had heard everything they said. They were also a bit over the wagon, while I was steerin' the show.

So that's how it came to pass, I struck a bargain with the wizards. They come to me in the morning and conjure up their idea into reality and I'd pledge them my life, my existance.. in essence my soul. but in a much nicer sense of the word. So they came by in the morning a half remembering our talks the prior evenin'. And I recanted their words verbatum, and that's how it came to be. The spell was complete that afternoon. My tavern would be the super dimensional cube that would exist in this weave of space and time, folks could come and go as they please, knowin in mind some of the rules and limitations set forth.

A few of 'em as follows.

No feller can be causin a ruckus inside any of my fine establishments, as always rule number one god damnit.

n' second the portal works kinda tricky. When ya outside ya cast the spell and lend your will to luck a bit and regardless the doors to the bar will appear, the windows a luminescent amber.. you can hear the chattee but ya can't see in. And the catch is the door might be locked, in which case you chalk it up to lady luck and go walk off and try again in an hour. Now most times the door pops right open and from the outside you always come in the front door, immediately greeted by myself or one of our many fine patrons of Hooper McFin's Ale & Steakhouse.

Now when ya cast the spell from inside the Tavern, another catch comes up. The back door is mainly a secret for the non-initiated staff and the regulars but for sake of the prose let's assume we all know there's a secret door in the back with a portal there. Now when you go on through this one, you got two scenario's you oughta be aware of. One is ya pop outside relative to the same spot you came out. The other is, you walk back on into this one or another of our many Hooper McFin's Ale & Steakhouse.

so it's a clever quantum railroad I got my tavern and my people's caught on. But, Hey the show's sure as always goin. ohhh' rutin tootin skidoodle -

** And that's it.. that's the only notes I found on the spell, apparently out there somewhere is a Tavern caught on the mighty ebb and flow of the multiverse. Well. at least I can put to rest my torment as to the condition now referred to as "Hooper McFin's Teleportation Paranoia".

Dr. Clarke T. Mulligan - Professional researcher of Time & Space.

Hooper McFin's Ale & Steakhouse

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