John “Whiney” Winston, he was good at his job, maybe a little too good. When Jimmy the Snake found out his books were being cooked, Jimmy took it upon himself to end Whiney's employment. Too bad Jimmy's problems are over yet.

Who would want to make food you can’t eat? What purpose does this insane oven exist for?

Sometimes an item can be a little too effective…

The final triumph of a twisted astrologer, this splendid sphere hides a terrible secret.

A well crafted but otherwise ordinary steak knife. It makes the cutting of meat sooooooo easy.