Vampiric panties? What a base a vulgar term, they are discretionary undergarments. Please, they are Braies of the Tides.

It's just a shoddy old hand bag, pay it no mind.

It looked like a massive landslide, but, just before it slammed into us it turned into a bunch of laughing dwarven children!

The mark of Kronath's ultimate favor, the Cloak of Dusk is held by her Hunter, her chosen avatar to hunt the living dead, and return them to her embrace.

"He'd look a lot more majestic up there if he weren't wobbling all over the place!"

The volcano robe as it is called houses the elemental power of fire.

Spennymore's Skating Boots look normal to the untrained eye. It is difficult to mentally connect them to the legends that cling to them, of those who would attack the wearer suddenly ending up head over heels.

"Okay, so I can't run. But look at me jump!"

"What do you mean I changed clothes?"
"Sir- did you steal that cloak"
"Of course not! Haven't you seen fabric change color before?"

Why is all the rum gone?
That crazy fellow over there just poured it all into his boots!
Now with Bonus Item!

Frosty the Snowman. Is a fairytale they say. He was made of snow. But the children know. How he came to life one day...

There must have been some magic. In that old silk hat they found. For when they placed it on his head. He began to dance around...

It is said that the metal cap of her beekeeper's hat has a magical substance found in enchantment devices.

Sometimes, you just need to stash something away - some spare cash, a holdout weapon, your gender...

The peerless heroes of the Eagle Legion died with their sandals on...

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. -P.J. O'Rourke

Tired of reaching to pay your bar tab and finding that some clever-fingered rouge has liberated your funds? Security is only a stitch away! After youâ??re done washing dishes that is.

“That odd man Buttons may be made fun of for his weird, hobby and obsession. But one of his magic buttons could save your life one day”.

On the surface, these white calfskin gloves appear ordinary, until another human or an animal is touched, when they reveal the mysteries of the mind.

In these gloves was placed a seed of the power used to create the world.

''A more abomnaible sight we could not have imagined! When all of their warriors had been slain by our valorous soldiers of God, the crazed priests rushed upon us from the summit of their temple, screaming their ghoulish war-cries as they rushed to do battle.

Our elation at the prospect of an easy slaughter before us soon turned into powerful horror as we beheld that these fiends were clad in the gore suffused hides of our fallen comrades! ''

-Taken from the writings on an obscure chronicler who accompanied the conquistors of Tahutol on their epic voyage of subjugation and empire.