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valadaar
November 18, 2016
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Votes: 3 / 4.166667
Utterblack Cloak    Items  (Clothes)   (Magical)

An item to aid those who seek to be hidden in the shadows...

valadaar
January 22, 2016
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Comments: 4
Ideas: 0
Votes: 4 / 3.500000
Vestments of the Blessed    Items  (Clothes)   (Magical)

Those fancy robes are not just for show.

Murometz
December 4, 2015
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Comments: 7
Ideas: 1
Votes: 4 / 3.625000
Sorcerer's Skin (Pants)    Items  (Clothes)   (Magical)

Two rival wizards. You can guess what happens. Yes, one flays the other naturally, but is interrupted half-way through the skinning ritual...

valadaar
August 17, 2015
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Comments: 15
Ideas: 2
Votes: 6 / 4.083333
The Celestial Dragon Suit    Items  (Clothes)   (Magical)

A wonderfully ornate wood and silk dragon suit of the kind used in the Chinese Dragon dance. Flawlessly crafted, it is a wonder to see.

Aramax
August 15, 2015
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Comments: 6
Ideas: 0
Votes: 6 / 3.000000
Goat Belt or Belt of Minor Levitation    Items  (Clothes)   (Magical)

Freetext Friday, A Tale of Mysantia

custos
June 6, 2014
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Comments: 10
Ideas: 1
Votes: 4 / 3.500000
Courtesan's secret weapon    Items  (Clothes)   (Magical)

- Stop ogling!
- I wasn't
- You can't take your eyes off her even now!

eleclipse
April 15, 2014
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Comments: 17
Ideas: 1
Votes: 8 / 3.625000
Flirting dress    Items  (Clothes)   (Magical)

Only the good looking can't see it

valadaar
January 15, 2014
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Comments: 6
Ideas: 0
Votes: 5 / 4.100000
The Belts of Parkour    Items  (Clothes)   (Magical)

Few know the secret behind the Flying Monks of Ka-zin is not entirely due to their remarkable skill at acrobatics, but also in the colorful belts they wore.

Mourngrymn
August 13, 2013
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Ideas: 0
Votes: 4 / 4.250000
Dark Mantle of D'Geen    Items  (Clothes)   (Magical)

The sound was most troublesome. Long have I been prisoner to Kormack and his evil designs, and the torturous sounds my heart has been cursed to endure has left me cold inside. I endure and ignore. Cold to the pain and the suffering of poor souls around me. Their Fate forsworn as soon as they enter His lair. But this, this atrocity has pierced my now icebound heart and cracked deep into my very soul. The children... The mewling babes that know nothing of their future, nothing of the joys of life. Innocent of horrors of the world and the dread future it holds. How short that future is. I can not get the sound of the mewling infants from my mind, it is seared into memory as a brand on an animals flank forever to remain. Some have even laughed right up till the end and nothing is more damaging to ones sanity than a broken childs laugh.

Master Blacksmith Heaf Astes

valadaar
September 20, 2012
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Ideas: 0
Votes: 8 / 3.937500
Yethamerands Stonecloak    Items  (Clothes)   (Magical)

A fine cloak that allows the wearer to see from a statue's eyes.

caesar193
September 18, 2012
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Comments: 2
Ideas: 0
Votes: 2 / 3.250000
The Clothes of Alexander Sehtolc    Items  (Clothes)   (Magical)

"I once went questin' for Alexander Sehtolc's five clothes. Each item has a magic power that the wearer can use, see. And when you get all seven, each power is amplified. 'Course, I never could find Alex's boots."

-Old Gerald, man in the pub.

Pieh
July 24, 2010
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Comments: 3
Ideas: 0
Votes: 3 / 3.833333
Coat of the Endless Fare    Items  (Clothes)   (Magical)

Time to test yet another one, He thought as he approached the bus. He withdrew the quarters from his pocket, the exact fare. Marvelous!

Scrasamax
May 2, 2010
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Comments: 13
Ideas: 1
Votes: 6 / 3.666667
Vampiric Panties    Items  (Clothes)   (Magical)

Vampiric panties? What a base a vulgar term, they are discretionary undergarments. Please, they are Braies of the Tides.

Scrasamax
November 20, 2009
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Comments: 10
Ideas: 0
Votes: 7 / 4.428571
Crumenorix    Items  (Clothes)   (Magical)

It's just a shoddy old hand bag, pay it no mind.

Pieh
March 31, 2009
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Comments: 17
Ideas: 0
Votes: 13 / 3.269231
Cloak of Pebbles    Items  (Clothes)   (Magical)

It looked like a massive landslide, but, just before it slammed into us it turned into a bunch of laughing dwarven children!

Siren no Orakio
February 7, 2009
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Comments: 7
Ideas: 0
Votes: 6 / 3.500000
Cloak of Dusk    Items  (Clothes)   (Magical)

The mark of Kronath’s ultimate favor, the Cloak of Dusk is held by her Hunter, her chosen avatar to hunt the living dead, and return them to her embrace.

Grey
January 14, 2009
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Comments: 6
Ideas: 0
Votes: 6 / 3.666667
Wind-catching cape    Items  (Clothes)   (Magical)

"He’d look a lot more majestic up there if he weren’t wobbling all over the place!"

The Spiritborn
January 11, 2009
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Comments: 3
Ideas: 0
Votes: 1 / 3.000000
Vieryn    Items  (Clothes)   (Magical)

The volcano robe as it is called houses the elemental power of fire.

Cheka Man
December 28, 2008
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Comments: 9
Ideas: 0
Votes: 7 / 3.714286
Spennymore's Skating Boots    Items  (Clothes)   (Magical)

Spennymore’s Skating Boots look normal to the untrained eye. It is difficult to mentally connect them to the legends that cling to them, of those who would attack the wearer suddenly ending up head over heels.

Grey
November 11, 2008
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Ideas: 0
Votes: 4 / 3.625000
Professor Christoffen's Boiler Boots    Items  (Clothes)   (Magical)

"Okay, so I can’t run. But look at me jump!"

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Hooper McFin's Two Shot Portal

       By: dudeington

Now, this ol' ramblin fellow tends to walk his talk a bit too far down the train sometimes.. So I'll be brief in my recantin' of how it was my Tavern "came to bein'" on the multiverse as a weave of it's own spell.. And how I'm even alive to tell the story!

You see it's simple really, trust me.. that's my specialty, keepin it elementary. And you can trust this old Bard.

Anyway, this one night these wizards get a ramblin' on about the temporal exististance of space and time and how it could be manifested in a weave of super dimensional space. whereupon the folded space would give rise to an infinite number of entrances and exits to one or many spaces. Now, seein' how my talkin' sometimes get's locked into the way us folks used to talk back in the ol' west. These wizards didn't know I was a master of the word. and I had heard everything they said. They were also a bit over the wagon, while I was steerin' the show.

So that's how it came to pass, I struck a bargain with the wizards. They come to me in the morning and conjure up their idea into reality and I'd pledge them my life, my existance.. in essence my soul. but in a much nicer sense of the word. So they came by in the morning a half remembering our talks the prior evenin'. And I recanted their words verbatum, and that's how it came to be. The spell was complete that afternoon. My tavern would be the super dimensional cube that would exist in this weave of space and time, folks could come and go as they please, knowin in mind some of the rules and limitations set forth.

A few of 'em as follows.

No feller can be causin a ruckus inside any of my fine establishments, as always rule number one god damnit.

n' second the portal works kinda tricky. When ya outside ya cast the spell and lend your will to luck a bit and regardless the doors to the bar will appear, the windows a luminescent amber.. you can hear the chattee but ya can't see in. And the catch is the door might be locked, in which case you chalk it up to lady luck and go walk off and try again in an hour. Now most times the door pops right open and from the outside you always come in the front door, immediately greeted by myself or one of our many fine patrons of Hooper McFin's Ale & Steakhouse.

Now when ya cast the spell from inside the Tavern, another catch comes up. The back door is mainly a secret for the non-initiated staff and the regulars but for sake of the prose let's assume we all know there's a secret door in the back with a portal there. Now when you go on through this one, you got two scenario's you oughta be aware of. One is ya pop outside relative to the same spot you came out. The other is, you walk back on into this one or another of our many Hooper McFin's Ale & Steakhouse.

so it's a clever quantum railroad I got my tavern and my people's caught on. But, Hey the show's sure as always goin. ohhh' rutin tootin skidoodle -

** And that's it.. that's the only notes I found on the spell, apparently out there somewhere is a Tavern caught on the mighty ebb and flow of the multiverse. Well. at least I can put to rest my torment as to the condition now referred to as "Hooper McFin's Teleportation Paranoia".

Dr. Clarke T. Mulligan - Professional researcher of Time & Space.

Hooper McFin's Ale & Steakhouse

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