"Never seen anything like it before. Two strikes, and the room was awash in blood."

And you think you’ve had issues with your father…

‘Don’t you go foolin around in the fens buy. Moeder Moeras don’t care none if you mean no offence or just want to fill your wicker creel with fish. She’ll have your guts for fishnets and your bones for soup.’

Paulis the Riverguide

"After being to the Bramblefens, blackberry thorns just seem kinda cute!"

The dark wizard of Locastus, now long dead and gone….. Or is he?

"We, who carry the weight of an empire. We, who break our backs that others might rest easily! We, who will be slaves no longer! Rise, my friends! Rise against the injustices done to you!"

It’s amazing what a huge amount of strain can do to somebody, what it can cause them to become.

A wanderer at heart, and a highly skilled blade.
Hiraken now wanders through the forest, protecting it from those who seek to harm it while at the same time lending aid to travelers and warriors alike.

The Stargate universe has revealed to humanity many of its secrets, and left more open. One of the most persistent mysteries stay the Furlings.

If Akoro existed anywhere but in the depths of hell, it would have torn itself apart centuries ago.

The beast within became the beast without; ferocity and might blossoming in corpore upon the flesh.

"Did a BEAR just jump out of that mans backpack?!?"
"Yes sir, I believe it did."

"Men? They send men to repel us? Humans…"

This is a wretched tome of oceanic blasphemy; a foul water-stained, bone-white binder of bitter dead-men’s secrets and a guide to Nautical Necromancy useful in the hands of the young sea-faring necromancer or the Great Lich Umeen herself.

"Okay, I didn’t like Thanger", I thought, "He was a punta of epic proportions, but nobody deserved to die like that." These thoughts were crowding out the screaming in the back of my head that we were all still in danger if we did not move.

I saw Peeth kneel down besides the biggest chunk of remains, where the heart was. He reached in under his leathers and pulled out a piece of jade on a simple chain. He placed it on the remains reverently. It was fitting, Thanger died stepping in to protect Peeth.

"He needs this more than I do. Maybe it will keep him out of The Hells."

Inspired some years ago for a Kult/CoC Halloween game

Princess Helen of Grond is one of the most beautiful princesses on the planet…if, that is, you happen to be an Orc.

The deadly legacy of a vindictive demon, Shugrat’s lust is to be feared by those who dread to sin..

"Look children!  Is it the Fun Faire, Extreme Sensations, or Tabs’ Insanity today?"

Why is all the rum gone?
That crazy fellow over there just poured it all into his boots!
Now with Bonus Item!